You are Doomed.

[San Marlindo]

Shit...I chose the Drugs, fucking, AND booze option. I didn't even consider the Spending time with family/friends option. Damn. I've got my priorities in place.

Looks like half the votes would agree with you.

:/

[Basseemia]

Shit...I chose the Drugs, fucking, AND booze option. I didn't even consider the Spending time with family/friends option. Damn. I've got my priorities in place.

Looks like half the votes would agree with you.

:/

This thread is lowkey making me feel guilty. Now that I think about it, I'd just send a few text messages saying bye then proceed with the drugs, fucking, AND booze.

[Kaidou]

Fly to Shimonoseki and eat more fugu.

[Jochistan]

Go to the zoo and pet everything.

[San Marlindo]

I would spend all of my money in guns to start a shooting rampage through the city. Hell yeah!

You sociopath. You want to take as many people with you as you go. That's sick. Like, Howard Unruh sick. Why would you even.

[San Marlindo]

Fly to Shimonoseki and eat more fugu.

You glutton for punishment.

[Quokkastan]

Go to the zoo and pet everything.

But... when the tiger eats you, it's going to get food poisoning and die.

[Kaidou]

Fly to Shimonoseki and eat more fugu.

You glutton for punishment.

HVE HVE HVE

[The Hobbesian Metaphysician]

Praying, and say goodbye to my family, friends, and NSG.

Especially to the people I know on Steam.

[Barboneia]

I'd probably just kill myself before I actually reach my expiration date. I wouldn't be able to take the pressure, and I'm impatient.

[San Marlindo]

Praying, and say goodbye to my family, friends, and NSG.

Especially to the people I know on Steam.

At least you have time to say goodbye to all of us, unlike poor Dyakovo.

RIP Benuty, you'll be missed.

[San Marlindo]

I'd probably just kill myself before I actually reach my expiration date. I wouldn't be able to take the pressure, and I'm impatient.

It doesn't do to just kill yourself. You have to go out in the most awesome way possible.

Preferably by kidnapping a groundhog.

[Jochistan]

Go to the zoo and pet everything.

But... when the tiger eats you, it's going to get food poisoning and die.

His soul will become part of mine. And I will have tiger powers in heaven.

God. Didn't you ever watch National Geographic?

[South Shellfort]

I would spend all of my money in guns to start a shooting rampage through the city. Hell yeah!

You sociopath. You want to take as many people with you as you go. That's sick. Like, Howard Unruh sick. Why would you even.

Yep
Hell's trip.

[The Hobbesian Metaphysician]

But... when the tiger eats you, it's going to get food poisoning and die.

His soul will become part of mine. And I will have tiger powers in heaven.

God. Didn't you ever watch National Geographic?

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger!

[Conscentia]

What would a microbe do? A microbe probably wouldn't care. I see no reason why I should either. I don't have any sort of 'bucket list' to deal with. Though this does free up all my time, as long term commitments are rendered irrelevant. As such, I'd probably spend my remaining time consuming various media - it is what I usually spend my free time doing.

Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo.
"I was not; I was; I am not; I do not care."

... Though it might be fun to, at the very end, find someone in public, grab them, and say "you did this" accusingly then die.

[Barboneia]

I'd probably just kill myself before I actually reach my expiration date. I wouldn't be able to take the pressure, and I'm impatient.

It doesn't do to just kill yourself. You have to go out in the most awesome way possible.

Preferably by kidnapping a groundhog.

Oh, yeah, I was going to say that originally but didn't know how to word it. If I were able to, I'd strap at least a dozen pounds of TNT to my body, fling myself from an airplane into an active volcano, all while singing "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees.

[The Hobbesian Metaphysician]

What would a microbe do? A microbe probably wouldn't care. I see no reason why I should either. I don't have any sort of 'bucket list', to deal with. Though this does free up all my time, as long term commitments are rendered irrelevant. As such, I'd probably spend my remaining time consuming various media - it is what I usually spend my free time doing.

Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo.
"I was not; I was; I am not; I do not care."

... Though it might be fun to, at the very end, find someone in public, grab them, and say "you did this" accusingly then die.

For a microbe you seem to care a lot.

Just saying.

[Drown]

get incredibly fucking high, break all the laws, protest donald trump, shutdown a highway

[Conscentia]

What would a microbe do? A microbe probably wouldn't care. I see no reason why I should either. I don't have any sort of 'bucket list', to deal with. Though this does free up all my time, as long term commitments are rendered irrelevant. As such, I'd probably spend my remaining time consuming various media - it is what I usually spend my free time doing.
Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo.
"I was not; I was; I am not; I do not care."
... Though it might be fun to, at the very end, find someone in public, grab them, and say "you did this" accusingly then die.

For a microbe you seem to care a lot.

Just saying.

Literally said my behaviour would be unaltered by this information. How is that caring?

[Allheim]

Probably just sit around and be like: "Man, I'm gonna die. Little quicker than I was planning."

Then I'd die. That's about it really.

[Differing Opinions]

Liquidate as many assets as possible and give the funds to a neighbor whose daughter in law is struggling with cancer.
Walk into the sunset.

[Quokkastan]

Same thing we do everyday Pinky.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Well, I still haven't quite reached Roman Emperor level decadence, so that'll be my final hours.

[Krasny-Volny]

Catch a Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddee