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Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:12 amby Dahon
San Marlindo wrote:Awwww, seriously? Try eating a cookie instead.
A cookie before the bottomless well that is death. Not filling, at all.
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:15 amby Ifreann
Ceterius wrote:Make a difference,
a number of corporate leaders would suffer some not so mysterious accidents.
No, you'd probably be arrested before you could arrange anything of the sort. Being fatally poisoned isn't going to turn you into some invincible soldier or magical ninja.
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:15 amby San Marlindo
Asherahan wrote:Start a wharg.
What's a wharg?
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:18 amby Bahtar
Ifreann wrote:Ceterius wrote:Make a difference,
a number of corporate leaders would suffer some not so mysterious accidents.
No, you'd probably be arrested before you could arrange anything of the sort. Being fatally poisoned isn't going to turn you into some invincible soldier or magical ninja.
That's why buying a T-55 is such a better choice!
*thumbs up*
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:21 amby Ifreann
Bahtar wrote:Ifreann wrote:No, you'd probably be arrested before you could arrange anything of the sort. Being fatally poisoned isn't going to turn you into some invincible soldier or magical ninja.
That's why buying a T-55 is such a better choice!
*thumbs up*
Sure.
*pat pat*
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:29 amby Asherahan
San Marlindo wrote:Asherahan wrote:Start a wharg.
What's a wharg?
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/WAAAGH!
I meant to say WAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:07 amby The East Marches
Asherahan wrote:San Marlindo wrote:What's a wharg?
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/WAAAGH!
I meant to say WAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
Careful there Greenskin, you wouldn't want to face the full wrath of Imperial justice would you?
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:12 amby Yymea
I would mostly panic, try to do things I like, but realize that I am about to die, and panic again.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:22 amby San Marlindo
Ifreann wrote:Bahtar wrote:That's why buying a T-55 is such a better choice!
*thumbs up*
Sure.
*pat pat*
If we all patted each other more what a wonderful place this forum would be
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:25 amby Novaya Equestria
Be placed in a cryoprison/cryostasis/cryochamber until a cure is developed or the blowfish meat extracted via surgery.
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:27 amby Minoa
I've pretty much felt doomed 316 times, by my count. Now it seems it's nothing to me as long as I remain in the UK.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:22 amby Krasny-Volny
Minoa wrote:I've pretty much felt doomed 316 times, by my count. Now it seems it's nothing to me as long as I remain in the UK.
Refugee?
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:24 amby Syrixia
I'd immediately set out and have as much "fun" as possible.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:29 amby The Hobbesian Metaphysician
Spread heresy.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:40 amby Bhut Jolok
Steal Donald Trump's toupe.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:51 amby Gurori
Try to make an antidote.
But it doesn't work.
So I fly a plane into Kim Jong Un's house.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:33 pmby Utceforp
San Marlindo wrote:So let's say you ate the blowfish meat or some equally absurd hypothetical and have twenty-four hours to live.
Twenty-four hours. No less, no more.
What would you do? How would you spend your last short hours on this mortal coil?
Now some people have gone out and done some pretty amazing things before they died if they knew it was coming, I think it'll be the perfect time to do a crazy "Win" compilation for YouTube or something. Or maybe you want to go out with a bang, like stealing Punxsutawney Phil and driving off the cliff. But I know one thing I'll be looking forward to doing: sleep.
Yeah, Imma sleep it off. I love sleep more than life itself so it only feels right to spend my last few hours under sedation, dreaming wonderful dreams before lightly drifting away - as opposed to being conscious the whole time which would suck.
Pull a herostratus and destroy something famous.
I would, of course, do it in such a way that nobody is harmed and no potential knowledge is rendered unattainable. But if I'm dying, I want to have affected the world, even if it's by removing something from it.
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:45 pmby Pichtonia
I'd write letters to everyone I hold dear and get drunk, or the other way around. Also I'd most likely figure out how to distribute my heritage.
Posted:
Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:52 pmby Prolix Debate
Instead of devolving into a hedonistic and debauchery-committing husk of a human being, I would spend the last of my time exploring the breadth of the Earth.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:55 pmby Conscentia
Prolix Debate wrote:Instead of devolving into a hedonistic and debauchery-committing husk of a human being, I would spend the last of my time exploring the breadth of the Earth.
You're unlikely to get much exploring done in just 24 hours.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:20 pmby Prolix Debate
Conscentia wrote:Prolix Debate wrote:Instead of devolving into a hedonistic and debauchery-committing husk of a human being, I would spend the last of my time exploring the breadth of the Earth.
You're unlikely to get much exploring done in just 24 hours.
Not where I live.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:22 pmby Krasny-Volny
Conscentia wrote:Prolix Debate wrote:Instead of devolving into a hedonistic and debauchery-committing husk of a human being, I would spend the last of my time exploring the breadth of the Earth.
You're unlikely to get much exploring done in just 24 hours.
Not unless he's going to try to fly in a plane. I mean, you could theoretically see a lot if you flew! ✈️
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 2:13 pmby Gurori
I would break as many rules on NS as possible. Its not like I'd be alive to witness the punishments.
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:09 pmby Krasny-Volny
Gurori wrote:I would break as many rules on NS as possible. Its not like I'd be alive to witness the punishments.
Post the reason why first so people can appreciate the irony.
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Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:35 pmby Sylven
I have no idea what I would do. :/ Probably just... yeah, sleep.