You are Doomed.

[Ifreann]

I think I'd spend most of the day ensuring that the person who fatally poisoned me lost their job, at the very least. I suppose I'd write a will, too.

[Cuddle-Love]

Fly to the capital, build a bomb and take down our bourgeois Parliament.

[Veceria]

Fly to the capital, build a bomb and take down our bourgeois Parliament.

Fits your nation's name.

[San Marlindo]

Fly to the capital, build a bomb and take down our bourgeois Parliament.

Chaos reigns and your country collapses. Now your friends and family are stuck living in the new Somalia.

The posters who talk about carrying out political assassinations always amaze me. Assuming their hopelessly amateur plans succeed in getting them past security and they do carry it out, why? What would that accomplish? And in the long run it may result in nationwide repercussions far beyond their wildest dreams: economic, diplomatic, and political. If they murder their entire legislative body they could effectively cripple their own nation and ruin the lives of thousands of people overnight.

[The Novakian Empire]

Make a assassination attempt on eiether erdogan or netanyahu.
Whichever I feel like.

[The Novakian Empire]

Fly to the capital, build a bomb and take down our bourgeois Parliament.

Chaos reigns and your country collapses. Now your friends and family are stuck living in the new Somalia.

The posters who talk about carrying out political assassinations always amaze me. Assuming their hopelessly amateur plans succeed in getting them past security and they do carry it out, why? What would that accomplish? And in the long run it may result in nationwide repercussions far beyond their wildest dreams: economic, diplomatic, and political. If they murder their entire legislative body they could effectively cripple their own nation and ruin the lives of thousands of people overnight.

That's the goddamn point.

[San Marlindo]

Make a assassination attempt on eiether erdogan or netanyahu.
Whichever I feel like.

If you get caught and spend the final hours of your life being brutally interrogated by the Mossad or Turkish security services - who, BTW if their treatment of PKK agents is anything to go by, are just as bad as the Israelis, if not worse - that is a suck way to go.

[Egenis]

Rampage around the city.

[San Marlindo]

Rampage around the city.

Elaborate.

What, like stripping naked and eating some bum's face off? Or just running down Main Street screaming like a madman until a) you get hit by a car, b) get arrested for disturbing the peace?

In which case you'll spend 23 or your remaining 24 hours in jail rather than "rampaging".

[White Chrobatia]

I was going to initially say that I'd spend it with friends and family, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that family would be the worst people to surround myself if I was going to die, it'd be shitty and emotional and no fun

So I'd probably try a bunch of drugs, probably hallucinogenics or some shit and see where it takes me

[Ifreann]

I was going to initially say that I'd spend it with friends and family, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that family would be the worst people to surround myself if I was going to die, it'd be shitty and emotional and no fun

So I'd probably try a bunch of drugs, probably hallucinogenics or some shit and see where it takes me

I've heard tell that there is a mushroom that exposure to causes instant, spontaneous orgasm. Now, I don't know what would happen if you ate, like, fifty of them, but if you're already going to die it's not going to make things any worse.

[San Marlindo]

I was going to initially say that I'd spend it with friends and family, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that family would be the worst people to surround myself if I was going to die, it'd be shitty and emotional and no fun

So I'd probably try a bunch of drugs, probably hallucinogenics or some shit and see where it takes me

Honestly dude that's a really terrible idea. If you're brand new to hard drugs, and already have a certain degree of extra stress over your impending death, they won't help you drift away - they'll just give you a bad trip.

[Roma Byzantina]

Say my goodbyes to my friends here on NS, and my friends at school. Then its a 24 hour marathon of Crusader Kings 2 trying to recreate Rome before I die because its one of the few things I enjoy in life and the biggest time:fun ratio I can get.

[White Chrobatia]

I was going to initially say that I'd spend it with friends and family, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that family would be the worst people to surround myself if I was going to die, it'd be shitty and emotional and no fun

So I'd probably try a bunch of drugs, probably hallucinogenics or some shit and see where it takes me

I've heard tell that there is a mushroom that exposure to causes instant, spontaneous orgasm. Now, I don't know what would happen if you ate, like, fifty of them, but if you're already going to die it's not going to make things any worse.

Honestly, that sounds pretty cool. Mildly worried that my head would just explode, but then again I'd be dead in a few hours anyways, so.

I was going to initially say that I'd spend it with friends and family, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that family would be the worst people to surround myself if I was going to die, it'd be shitty and emotional and no fun

So I'd probably try a bunch of drugs, probably hallucinogenics or some shit and see where it takes me

Honestly dude that's a really terrible idea. If you're brand new to hard drugs, and already have a certain degree of extra stress over your impending death, they won't help you drift away - they'll just give you a bad trip.

I've had a couple of friends say something similar about stress and hallucinogenics. Maybe I'd just stick with what I know.

[Sanctissima]

Say goodbye to my family, go to the US, buy a .50 cal sniper rifle, smuggle it on a one-way flight to Ankara and pay Erdogan a visit. I'd probably yell something akin to "long live Ataturk" before being gunned down in a blaze of glory.

[Ifreann]

Say goodbye to my family, go to the US, buy a .50 cal sniper rifle, smuggle it on a one-way flight to Ankara and pay Erdogan a visit. I'd probably yell something akin to "long live Ataturk" before being gunned down in a blaze of glory.

Be pretty funny if you got to Turkey and your bags had been lost.

[Herrebrugh]

I'd probably be heavily upset and attempt to get it over with right away.

[San Marlindo]

Say goodbye to my family, go to the US, buy a .50 cal sniper rifle, smuggle it on a one-way flight to Ankara and pay Erdogan a visit. I'd probably yell something akin to "long live Ataturk" before being gunned down in a blaze of glory.

Be pretty funny if you got to Turkey and your bags had been lost.

This happened to me when I was in Istanbul, Turkish Airlines ended up leaving my suitcases in Frankfurt so I had to wait around for them to catch up.

So I picture Sancty just standing around like I was in the arrival hall, looking at the clock:

"Excuse me, your suspiciously bulky guitar case is on the next flight --"

"Come on man, come on man. I only got like two hours left to live. Hurry up, dammit, hurry!!! "

[San Marlindo]

I'd probably be heavily upset and attempt to get it over with right away.

Right away? There's no one you wish to say goodbye to?

[Herrebrugh]

I'd probably be heavily upset and attempt to get it over with right away.

Right away? There's no one you wish to say goodbye to?

I doubt I could think straight if I'd receive the knowledge my death is imminent.

[The Novakian Empire]

I've decided to post again.
My new plan is to meet with everyone in this thread who wants to assassinate erdogan/netanyahu/any politician,pool our money for plane tickets,fly to turkey/israel,and have all of us perform assassination attempts on netanyahu/erdogan at the same time,One of us is probably going to get the person we are targeting.

[The Novakian Empire]

Oo!
Or,we could all go on the same plane,hijack it,and kamikaze netanyahu/erdogan.

[San Marlindo]

Oo!
Or,we could all go on the same plane,hijack it,and kamikaze netanyahu/erdogan.

Good to know this thread is being monitored by MIT and the Mossad now.

[The Novakian Empire]

Oo!
Or,we could all go on the same plane,hijack it,and kamikaze netanyahu/erdogan.

Good to know this thread is being monitored by MIT and the Mossad now.

Cool!

[Ifreann]

Oo!
Or,we could all go on the same plane,hijack it,and kamikaze netanyahu/erdogan.

Good to know this thread is being monitored by MIT and the Mossad now.

Why would the Massachusetts Institute of Technology care about people's impotent fantasies about assassinating world leaders?