You are Doomed.

[San Marlindo]

I would like to be with my family. I would ask their forgiveness. I hope we would pray for each other.

I'm so sorry to hear that you'll have to ask their forgiveness.

Are you estranged from your family or something?

[San Marlindo]

So let's say you ate the blowfish meat or some equally absurd hypothetical and have twenty-four hours to live.

Twenty-four hours. No less, no more.

What would you do? How would you spend your last short hours on this mortal coil?

Now some people have gone out and done some pretty amazing things before they died if they knew it was coming, I think it'll be the perfect time to do a crazy "Win" compilation for YouTube or something. Or maybe you want to go out with a bang, like stealing Punxsutawney Phil and driving off the cliff. But I know one thing I'll be looking forward to doing: sleep.

Yeah, Imma sleep it off. I love sleep more than life itself so it only feels right to spend my last few hours under sedation, dreaming wonderful dreams before lightly drifting away - as opposed to being conscious the whole time which would suck.

I would go on ns and make sure someone takes over my nation.

Pity you aren't Parhe.

[Parcia]

I would find the nearest Buddhist monk and learn as much as I can on reaching enlightenment, before, in my last hour, committing Seppuku with my Wakizashi.


Yes I own an actual sword. Three, in fact.

[The Hobbesian Metaphysician]

I would find the nearest Buddhist monk and learn as much as I can on reaching enlightenment, before, in my last hour, committing Seppuku with my Wakizashi.


Yes I own an actual sword. Three, in fact.

You know there are less painful ways to go out right?

[San Marlindo]

I would find the nearest Buddhist monk and learn as much as I can on reaching enlightenment, before, in my last hour, committing Seppuku with my Wakizashi.


Yes I own an actual sword. Three, in fact.

So much.

[Italios]

If the poison would kill me in a painful way, then I suppose I'd invest in a solution to dying and agony and get someone to lop off my head quickly or something.

[San Marlindo]

If the poison would kill me in a painful way, then I suppose I'd invest in a solution to dying and agony and get someone to lop off my head quickly or something.

A lot of people want to be beheaded for some reason.

[Ifreann]

Just occurred to me that I'd probably want to spend a few hours planning a funeral. Anyone know where I could get a cannon to fire me into the sun on short notice?

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Incite a civil war

I'm getting tired of these non specific one sentence hand waves.

You can't just magically cause two countries to go to war.

Well it wouldn't be two countries, it would be one country. But that's also not something one could realistically do in the course of 24 hours.

[The Boras]

I'd binge on Netflix while crying over the fact that I'm wasting my last day doing this.

[San Marlindo]

Just occurred to me that I'd probably want to spend a few hours planning a funeral. Anyone know where I could get a cannon to fire me into the sun on short notice?

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I'm getting tired of these non specific one sentence hand waves.

You can't just magically cause two countries to go to war.

Well it wouldn't be two countries, it would be one country. But that's also not something one could realistically do in the course of 24 hours.

I guess assassinating Archduke Ferdinand took less than twenty-four hours and for all the bungled attempts really didn't need much of a plan.

Nobody could've predicted how that would snowball.

But anyway I digress. A lot more difficult to start any kind of war nowadays, even in developing countries.

[Vorond]

No multiple answers? But I want to do drugs, have sex and rob a bank!

[The East Marches]

I'd catch an 8 hour flight to my favorite diving location. During that time, I'll give instructions on how I want my body handled and who my goods would go to. I give about 2 hours for transit time and time to get to the hotel. I'd spend the day diving (about 12 hours total on a boat). Then for my last two hours, I'd spend it at my favorite cafe. Drinking a strawberry shake with a grilled cheese while grumbling about the news as I read my favorite paper. That seems a fitting way to die.

[Asherahan]

I dearly pray "murder" and "fuck" aren't the two most common responses on this thread.

Fuck a lot then try to murder suicide the entire greek parliament for the lol.

[Bahtar]

First i would steal a tank drive through a few houses sky dive, buy a sht ton of stuff i cant pay for get layed alot and fire off a few thousand rounds of ammo.

Yeah, like you can just steal a tank.

I ever saw a T-55 on a Russian website going for like $50,000 USD. I take a big loan, buy a few tanks and start taking control of the government for a day. And then, pass on my responsibilities to my friend and die.

(lel, my friend most probally has to deal with the fact that Murica' and a giant UN coalition will probably invade)

[Raziz]

Obtain the nuclear launch codes from every country firing nukes, then start a nuclear was, thus taking every last person on this planet with me.

[Alvecia]

Two things.
I'd go to Japan. I've always wanted to visit Japan.
Given the time limit, I don't think I'd try to see any sights.
I'd just find a cherry blossom tree near a river and fall asleep underneath it.

Alternatively

I'd go north. I've always wanted to see the Northern Lights in person.
I can think of few better ways to go out than watching cosmic rays dance through the atmosphere like ribbons of fire.

[Ifreann]

Obtain the nuclear launch codes from every country firing nukes, then start a nuclear was, thus taking every last person on this planet with me.

How do you propose to do this in the course of 24 hours?

[Dahon]

Cry.

[Shamastan]

Spend my whole day in the mosque praying and preparing to die.

[Bahtar]

Spend my whole day in the mosque praying and preparing to die.

In all seriousness, instead of taking a tank and start to take over the country, this is probably what I'd do.

[Pope Joan]

I would like to be with my family. I would ask their forgiveness. I hope we would pray for each other.

I'm so sorry to hear that you'll have to ask their forgiveness.

Are you estranged from your family or something?

Not unusually so, no. It's just that we all fall short of what we want to be for each other, it seems. I know I have at times disappointed the expectations of my children, for instance. And although I have never lied to my family, I have never been totally open with them either.

[San Marlindo]

Cry.

Awwww, seriously? Try eating a cookie instead.

[Bahtar]

Cry.

Awwww, seriously? Try eating a cookie instead.

Or buy a T-55 for 50k and start rampaging! Nah? Nah

[Ceterius]

Make a difference,
a number of corporate leaders would suffer some not so mysterious accidents.

[Asherahan]

Start a wharg.