You are Doomed.

by **Roma Byzantina** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:28 am

Ifreann wrote:
San Marlindo wrote:
Good to know this thread is being monitored by MIT and the Mossad now.

Why would the Massachusetts Institute of Technology care about people's impotent fantasies about assassinating world leaders?

Cuz Science.

by **San Marlindo** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:29 am

Ifreann wrote:
San Marlindo wrote:
Good to know this thread is being monitored by MIT and the Mossad now.

Why would the Massachusetts Institute of Technology care about people's impotent fantasies about assassinating world leaders?

Because science.

*nods*

by **Kohr** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:30 am

I'd probably just wonder about what Death would be like. What a waste of time.

by **San Marlindo** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:54 am

Kohr wrote:I'd probably just wonder about what Death would be like. What a waste of time.

For 24 hours straight you're just waiting and wondering?

by **The Sotoan Union** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:56 am

I would really have to ramp up my video game complaining on online forums.

by **San Marlindo** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:06 am

Interesting how Choice #8 in the poll is proving massively popular.

Methinks the reality would be a little different.

by **Costa Alivia** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:08 am

Kill all Muslims.

by **San Marlindo** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:11 am

Costa Alivia wrote:Kill all Muslims.

Dylan Roof?

by **South Shellfort** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:13 am

Costa Alivia wrote:Kill all Muslims.

Islamophobe!

by **New Benian Republic** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:13 am

Die for the greater good of my country probably, either that or get laid and drink a lot of alcohol.

by **Costa Alivia** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:15 am

South Shellfort wrote:
Costa Alivia wrote:Kill all Muslims.

Islamophobe!

a proud Islamophobe.

by **Costa Alivia** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:16 am

San Marlindo wrote:
Costa Alivia wrote:Kill all Muslims.

Dylan Roof?

He killed black Christians.

by **San Marlindo** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:23 am

Costa Alivia wrote:
San Marlindo wrote:
Dylan Roof?

He killed black Christians.

You're not serious about the mass murder part, are you?

Tell me you're not serious. You have twenty-four hours to live and all you can think about is genocide?

by **Costa Alivia** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:24 am

San Marlindo wrote:
Costa Alivia wrote:He killed black Christians.

You're not serious about the mass murder part, are you?

Tell me you're not serious. You have twenty-four hours to live and all you can think about is genocide?

I'm only joking But i really hate muslims with a passion.

by **San Marlindo** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:29 am

Costa Alivia wrote:
San Marlindo wrote:
You're not serious about the mass murder part, are you?

Tell me you're not serious. You have twenty-four hours to live and all you can think about is genocide?

I'm only joking But i really hate muslims with a passion.

Ah ok but like what would you really do with your limited lifespan?

by **Germaustia** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:30 am

San Marlindo wrote:So let's say you ate the blowfish meat or some equally absurd hypothetical and have twenty-four hours to live.

Twenty-four hours. No less, no more.

What would you do? How would you spend your last short hours on this mortal coil?

Now some people have gone out and done some pretty amazing things before they died if they knew it was coming, I think it'll be the perfect time to do a crazy "Win" compilation for YouTube or something. Or maybe you want to go out with a bang, like stealing Punxsutawney Phil and driving off the cliff. But I know one thing I'll be looking forward to doing: sleep.

Yeah, Imma sleep it off. I love sleep more than life itself so it only feels right to spend my last few hours under sedation, dreaming wonderful dreams before lightly drifting away - as opposed to being conscious the whole time which would suck.

First, at 5AM I rob a Bank, I make my Getway in a Hot pursuit with a Bank truck at the Front of the bank, I have a gun and Fire while driving. Heat wears off.
I then go to the Club and drink expensive alcohol, and Fuck some chick.
I take the Money and go buy a Motorcycle, ride that around now.
I go to a Speedway and ride around.
I later in the Night go to a Car meetup and watch Illegal racing etc.
I fire a Serbu BFG 50 seconds before dying, it hits some Homemade explosives, whilst using Explosive ammo.

by **Redsection** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:32 am

Incite a civil war

by **San Marlindo** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:34 am

Redsection wrote:Incite a civil war

I'm getting tired of these non specific one sentence hand waves.

You can't just magically cause two countries to go to war.

by **Gurori** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:37 am

In order, I'd:

Have Sex with somebody.
(Shower after)
Go to a restaurant and eat the best Sushi they have.

Create the best F7 game on NS.

Punch a Racist.

Summon Satan to wreak havoc on the mortal world for betraying me with the fool who didn't prepare the damn Fugu that caused me to eventually die.

Die happy knowing that everyone else will be coming with me.

by **New Larthinia** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:38 am

Praying and telling everybody goodbye and trying to have some last wonderful time with my friends and relatives.

by **Siburria** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:39 am

San Marlindo wrote:So let's say you ate the blowfish meat or some equally absurd hypothetical and have twenty-four hours to live.

Twenty-four hours. No less, no more.

What would you do? How would you spend your last short hours on this mortal coil?

Now some people have gone out and done some pretty amazing things before they died if they knew it was coming, I think it'll be the perfect time to do a crazy "Win" compilation for YouTube or something. Or maybe you want to go out with a bang, like stealing Punxsutawney Phil and driving off the cliff. But I know one thing I'll be looking forward to doing: sleep.

Yeah, Imma sleep it off. I love sleep more than life itself so it only feels right to spend my last few hours under sedation, dreaming wonderful dreams before lightly drifting away - as opposed to being conscious the whole time which would suck.

I would go on ns and make sure someone takes over my nation.

by **Targovia** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:43 am

I'm gonna make as many ironic memes as I can.

by **New Larthinia** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:49 am

Targovia wrote:I'm gonna make as many ironic memes as I can.

Wise choice.

by **Targovia** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:35 pm

New Larthinia wrote:
Targovia wrote:I'm gonna make as many ironic memes as I can.

Wise choice.

Thanks, my dude.

by **Pope Joan** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:44 pm

I would like to be with my family. I would ask their forgiveness. I hope we would pray for each other.

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