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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:38 pm
by Italios
Soldati senza confini wrote:
Italios wrote:Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.


You mean that's not what high school kids do on a daily basis?!

Not here, no.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:38 pm
by Hurdegaryp
Gallade wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:That is a damn shame. There is so much we could teach him!

He was nagged into getting office work as opposed to working from home so he doesn't have as much free time. Poor bastard never saw it coming.

That family of his won't feed itself, so I assume it was inevitable.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:39 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Let me consult Mrs. Mermania first. Can't go on fucking in private property.


Honestly if those kids were fucking on someone else's private property we wouldn't be in this mess now.


I'm only here, eyeing a wine bottle and loving my couch.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:40 pm
by The Serbian Empire
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.


Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

The problem is some people think it's rule breaking. I'll give it a week to settle down.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:40 pm
by Gallade
Hurdegaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:He was nagged into getting office work as opposed to working from home so he doesn't have as much free time. Poor bastard never saw it coming.

That family of his won't feed itself, so I assume it was inevitable.

Well it's more when you've got babies screaming at all hours it's healthier for the relationship that we don't have to see each other 24/7.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:40 pm
by Ethel mermania
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
Honestly if those kids were fucking on someone else's private property we wouldn't be in this mess now.


I'm only here, eyeing a wine bottle and loving my couch.

Just don't be loving it in the literal sense of the term. Or just don't tell us about it anyway.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:41 pm
by The Holy Therns
Gallade wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life (〜^∇^)〜


Hey cool, sig material.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:41 pm
by Hurdegaryp
Gallade wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:That family of his won't feed itself, so I assume it was inevitable.

Well it's more when you've got babies screaming at all hours it's healthier for the relationship that we don't have to see each other 24/7.

Good to hear there's nothing wrong with the lungs and vocal cords of your precious darlings.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:41 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
The Serbian Empire wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

The problem is some people think it's rule breaking. I'll give it a week to settle down.


And trust the mods are aware that some people are into extremes. Cool it, Gertrude.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:42 pm
by Italios
Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I'm only here, eyeing a wine bottle and loving my couch.

Just don't be loving it in the literal sense of the term. Or just don't tell us about it anyway.

Not even over TG. Especially not over TG.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:42 pm
by Ethel mermania
Gallade wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:That family of his won't feed itself, so I assume it was inevitable.

Well it's more when you've got babies screaming at all hours it's healthier for the relationship that we don't have to see each other 24/7.


When boy #1 was born I had 4 weeks of paid paternity leave, my wife and mother threw me out of the house after 2.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:43 pm
by Italios
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:The problem is some people think it's rule breaking. I'll give it a week to settle down.


And trust the mods are aware that some people are into extremes. Cool it, Gertrude.

Gertrude is such a peasant-ish name. Right before my youngest cousin's recent birth, my aunt and uncle were thinking of the most awful names like Agnes and Jemima that sounded like something a poor English washerwoman would have. I was worried that child would get bullied in school.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:44 pm
by Gallade
The Holy Therns wrote:
Gallade wrote:Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life (〜^∇^)〜


Hey cool, sig material.

Squee I'm sig worthy.
Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Well it's more when you've got babies screaming at all hours it's healthier for the relationship that we don't have to see each other 24/7.


When boy #1 was born I had 4 weeks of paid paternity leave, my wife and mother threw me out of the house after 2.

I can handle about six hours of him doddering about trying to help before I start wishing he'd have an affair.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:45 pm
by Italios
Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Well it's more when you've got babies screaming at all hours it's healthier for the relationship that we don't have to see each other 24/7.


When boy #1 was born I had 4 weeks of paid paternity leave, my wife and mother threw me out of the house after 2.

My mother quit her job when she was pregnant with my brother because all the men smoked 24/7 and she didn't want to be inhaling all that smoke.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:45 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I'm only here, eyeing a wine bottle and loving my couch.

Just don't be loving it in the literal sense of the term. Or just don't tell us about it anyway.


Ok, then stop sending me TGs to give you all the nitty gritty details of what body parts were mentioned, Dadaji.

Italios wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
And trust the mods are aware that some people are into extremes. Cool it, Gertrude.

Gertrude is such a peasant-ish name. Right before my youngest cousin's recent birth, my aunt and uncle were thinking of the most awful names like Agnes and Jemima that sounded like something a poor English washerwoman would have. I was worried that child would get bullied in school.


Gertrude gets too much shit as a name.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:46 pm
by Italios
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:Gertrude is such a peasant-ish name. Right before my youngest cousin's recent birth, my aunt and uncle were thinking of the most awful names like Agnes and Jemima that sounded like something a poor English washerwoman would have. I was worried that child would get bullied in school.

Gertrude gets too much shit as a name.

It sounds like a name Beatrix Potter would use in one of her books, but for one of her dimmer characters.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:46 pm
by Idzequitch
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:Gertrude is such a peasant-ish name. Right before my youngest cousin's recent birth, my aunt and uncle were thinking of the most awful names like Agnes and Jemima that sounded like something a poor English washerwoman would have. I was worried that child would get bullied in school.

Gertrude gets too much shit as a name.

It's so Gert-rude.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:47 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Italios wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Gertrude gets too much shit as a name.

It sounds like a name Beatrix Potter would use in one of her books, but for one of her dimmer characters.


Or for a stately matron. Your writer brain needs more expansion. Let me go get the helium tank.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:48 pm
by The Holy Therns
Gallade wrote:I can handle about six hours of him doddering about trying to help before I start wishing he'd have an affair.


I will miss him around here, though. He was funny.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:48 pm
by Italios
Idzequitch wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Gertrude gets too much shit as a name.

It's so Gert-rude.

Well, the name my cousin ended up stuck with might be worse. It's a cute name, but if you have an accent or say it fast, it sound a little like "ass turd".

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:49 pm
by Ethel mermania
Gallade wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
Hey cool, sig material.

Squee I'm sig worthy.
Ethel mermania wrote:
When boy #1 was born I had 4 weeks of paid paternity leave, my wife and mother threw me out of the house after 2.

I can handle about six hours of him doddering about trying to help before I start wishing he'd have an affair.


Leave him with the kids, you go find a girlfriend. Just not on this site.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:49 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Italios wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:It's so Gert-rude.

Well, the name my cousin ended up stuck with might be worse. It's a cute name, but if you have an accent or say it fast, it sound a little like "ass turd".


Astrid?

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:50 pm
by Gallade
The Holy Therns wrote:
Gallade wrote:I can handle about six hours of him doddering about trying to help before I start wishing he'd have an affair.


I will miss him around here, though. He was funny.

Maybe in a few months, he adores you.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:50 pm
by The Holy Therns
Gallade wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
I will miss him around here, though. He was funny.

Maybe in a few months, he adores you.


Did the sound of me squeeing make it over there? I'm pretty sure it did.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:52 pm
by The Serbian Empire
The Holy Therns wrote:
Gallade wrote:I can handle about six hours of him doddering about trying to help before I start wishing he'd have an affair.


I will miss him around here, though. He was funny.

There's a lot of things I'll miss. Lingria's gone...