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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:22 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
The Serbian Empire wrote:
Italios wrote:Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. :p Should see the doctor about my eye, though.
Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.


Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:24 pm
by Italios
Hetalia Dakota 2 II wrote:I want to write smut now, I'm completely devoid of all knowledge or attachments towards it, should make it better and interesting.

"That was not supposed to happen," Sarah said, watching Henry's ear begin to pour fluid from his cochlea.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:26 pm
by Idzequitch
Italios wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Your name is Sarah from now on. Or until we forget, in 5 minutes. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:26 pm
by Gallade
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.


Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life (〜^∇^)〜

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:27 pm
by Ethel mermania
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.


Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Who is natter?

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:28 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Gallade wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life (〜^∇^)〜


Aye aye, ma'am.

Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Who is natter?


You are.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:28 pm
by Gallade
Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Who is natter?

I'm glad Dami lost interest in the site because I can't have him around your dad jokes.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:29 pm
by Ethel mermania
Idzequitch wrote:
Italios wrote:"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"


Ok, laughed at that, I feel shame.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:29 pm
by Italios
Idzequitch wrote:
Italios wrote:"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:30 pm
by Hurdegaryp
Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Who is natter?

I'm glad Dami lost interest in the site because I can't have him around your dad jokes.

That is a damn shame. There is so much we could teach him!

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:30 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Italios wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"


You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:30 pm
by Soldati Senza Confini
Italios wrote:Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.


You mean that's not what high school kids do on a daily basis?!

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:31 pm
by Ethel mermania
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Gallade wrote:Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life (〜^∇^)〜


Aye aye, ma'am.

Ethel mermania wrote:Who is natter?


You are.


Fuck me. And for the record this is an exclamation and not an offer in these continental United states.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:32 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Aye aye, ma'am.



You are.


Fuck me. And for the record this is an exclamation and not an offer in these continental United states.


Let me consult Mrs. Mermania first. Can't go on fucking in private property.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:32 pm
by Idzequitch
Italios wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

End Scene. I think that's Oscar worthy, don't you?

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:32 pm
by Ethel mermania
Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Who is natter?

I'm glad Dami lost interest in the site because I can't have him around your dad jokes.

He will get there on his own, being a dad does that...

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:33 pm
by Italios
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"


You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

I blew her a kiss from my pink food-chomper concealers and cried, "Nana is right! If we mention our anatomy anymore, a hoard of moderators will descend upon us and tear us apart that-which-walk-on from that-which-you-throw-with!"

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:33 pm
by Idzequitch
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"


You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

I assumed that was an additional source of the moderation hysteria.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:34 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Italios wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

I blew her a kiss from my pink food-chomper concealers and cried, "Nana is right! If we mention our anatomy anymore, a hoard of moderators will descend upon us and tear us apart that-which-walk-on from that-which-you-throw-with!"


I say we use haiku to communicate from now on.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:34 pm
by Gallade
Hurdegaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:I'm glad Dami lost interest in the site because I can't have him around your dad jokes.

That is a damn shame. There is so much we could teach him!

He was nagged into getting office work as opposed to working from home so he doesn't have as much free time. Poor bastard never saw it coming.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:34 pm
by Italios
Idzequitch wrote:
Italios wrote:"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

End Scene. I think that's Oscar worthy, don't you?

Totally. We should turn this into a movie, except we'll censor literally any person that comes onscreen. It'll be a hit.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:34 pm
by Esternial
The Serbian Empire wrote:
Italios wrote:Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. :p Should see the doctor about my eye, though.
Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.

What they did for me was make me annoyed about the OSRS, again.

That thing should be close to an iron-clad legal document.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:34 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Idzequitch wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

I assumed that was an additional source of the moderation hysteria.


And then some.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:37 pm
by Ethel mermania
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
Fuck me. And for the record this is an exclamation and not an offer in these continental United states.


Let me consult Mrs. Mermania first. Can't go on fucking in private property.


Honestly if those kids were fucking on someone else's private property we wouldn't be in this mess now.

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 3:37 pm
by Italios
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:I blew her a kiss from my pink food-chomper concealers and cried, "Nana is right! If we mention our anatomy anymore, a hoard of moderators will descend upon us and tear us apart that-which-walk-on from that-which-you-throw-with!"


I say we use haiku to communicate from now on.

That seems difficult
Although it also seems doable
I shall try my best