TET: Close the Door, oPen the nExt

[Hurdegaryp]

That can't be healthy. Consult your local traditional witch doctor for instructions and the most natural of medications.

Sadly local cunning man/woman/person is currently not available, because they are apparently on a study trip out out of town.

Gotta keep up to date with the latest developments in the field of magical healthcare.

[Kannap]

Pizza Hut pizza is so much better than Papa John's.

I suppose you're obligated to make good pizza when the name of your company has the name of the food in it.

Dunno I go to an actual pizzeria for my pizza.

Cheapest regular Margherita is four euros and is made from a ball of dough in front of your own eyes. None of that mystery Pizza Hut kitchen shite.

I don't know that there are any good local pizzerias in Kannapolis. The town over from my college town has my favorite pizzeria: My Father's Pizza. However, that is two hours away from my hometown and I am not driving that far for pizza - no matter how good it is.

[Kannap]

Sadly local cunning man/woman/person is currently not available, because they are apparently on a study trip out out of town.

Gotta keep up to date with the latest developments in the field of magical healthcare.

Prayer always works. *nods*

Betsy may have been taken by her cancer, but Bob's not gay anymore.

[Great Feng]

You know Democracy is simply like a beauty pagaent-The prettiest and most popular win, not the most qualified.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Sadly local cunning man/woman/person is currently not available, because they are apparently on a study trip out out of town.

Gotta keep up to date with the latest developments in the field of magical healthcare.

Sleckles are the next big thing - they're a type of fairy leech that live in enchanted forests.

[Hurdegaryp]

Gotta keep up to date with the latest developments in the field of magical healthcare.

Prayer always works. *nods*

Betsy may have been taken by her cancer, but Bob's not gay anymore.

Prayer mainly works in mysterious ways, while secular health science gets concrete results. Clearly the work of Satan, because Satan is suspiciously powerful in this world despite God's undeniable omnipotence. Best not to think about it.

[Kannap]

You know Democracy is simply a shitty video game like a beauty pagaent-The prettiest and most popular win, not the most qualified.

FTFY

And yes, I know, though I learned it far too late (after I bought it).

[Kannap]

Prayer always works. *nods*

Betsy may have been taken by her cancer, but Bob's not gay anymore.

Prayer mainly works in mysterious ways, while secular health science gets concrete results. Clearly the work of Satan, because Satan is suspiciously powerful in this world despite God's undeniable omnipotence. Best not to think about it.

I have seen a lot of God's work being done in the world, meh, it's a battle between the two forces.

[The balkens]

Prayer mainly works in mysterious ways, while secular health science gets concrete results. Clearly the work of Satan, because Satan is suspiciously powerful in this world despite God's undeniable omnipotence. Best not to think about it.

I have seen a lot of God's work being done in the world, meh, it's a battle between the two forces.

I saw god before.

turns out he's really Morgan freeman.

[Dumb Ideologies]

You know Democracy is simply a shitty video game like a beauty pagaent-The prettiest and most popular win, not the most qualified.

FTFY

And yes, I know, though I learned it far too late (after I bought it).

It's pretty shoddy how it doesn't work for a Kill Everything run.

[Kannap]

I have seen a lot of God's work being done in the world, meh, it's a battle between the two forces.

I saw god before.

turns out he's really Morgan freeman.

I was once asked what I imagined God's voice as sounding like, my answer was -and still is- Morgan Freeman whispering.

[The balkens]

FTFY

And yes, I know, though I learned it far too late (after I bought it).

It's pretty shoddy how it doesn't work for a Kill Everything run.

Pacifist route also sucks.

the only good thing about the game is that its better then Communism when it released.

[Kannap]

FTFY

And yes, I know, though I learned it far too late (after I bought it).

It's pretty shoddy how it doesn't work for a Kill Everything run.

It's all a matter of time before some terrorist group you've never heard of comes and assassinates you.

[The balkens]

I saw god before.

turns out he's really Morgan freeman.

I was once asked what I imagined God's voice as sounding like, my answer was -and still is- Morgan Freeman whispering.

I honestly thought Bruce almighty was a documentary on how god got bored and gave his powers to some guy named Bruce.

[Kannap]

It's pretty shoddy how it doesn't work for a Kill Everything run.

Pacifist route also sucks.

the only good thing about the game is that its better then Communism when it released.

I never touched Democracy 1 or 2 (assuming that those exist because I bought Democracy 3 ages ago). I only imagine that they are far worse piles of shit than Democracy 3 is.

[Great Feng]

You know Democracy is simply a shitty video game like a beauty pagaent-The prettiest and most popular win, not the most qualified.

FTFY

And yes, I know, though I learned it far too late (after I bought it).

True...
Monarchism ftw

[Kannap]

I was once asked what I imagined God's voice as sounding like, my answer was -and still is- Morgan Freeman whispering.

I honestly thought Bruce almighty was a documentary on how god got bored and gave his powers to some guy named Bruce.

Huh, I was wondering what the Mormons were categorizing as "documentaries" these days, thanks for answering that question.

[Hurdegaryp]

Prayer mainly works in mysterious ways, while secular health science gets concrete results. Clearly the work of Satan, because Satan is suspiciously powerful in this world despite God's undeniable omnipotence. Best not to think about it.

I have seen a lot of God's work being done in the world, meh, it's a battle between the two forces.

Whereas I have mainly observed the powers of nature and the works of man, but no divine miracles at all. Lots of seemingly amazing things are perfectly explainable with the finer details provided by the calculation of probability.

[Kannap]

FTFY

And yes, I know, though I learned it far too late (after I bought it).

True...
Monarchism ftw

Now you've lost me. I don't understand any of these political labels.

[The balkens]

I honestly thought Bruce almighty was a documentary on how god got bored and gave his powers to some guy named Bruce.

Huh, I was wondering what the Mormons were categorizing as "documentaries" these days, thanks for answering that question.

happy to do my part in undermining SOCJUS extremists.

[Kannap]

I have seen a lot of God's work being done in the world, meh, it's a battle between the two forces.

Whereas I have mainly observed the powers of nature and the works of man, but no divine miracles at all. Lots of seemingly amazing things are perfectly explainable with the finer details provided by the calculation of probability.

Perhaps probability is entirely predestined by God himself.

Heaven is just a big casino where nobody ever wins money. But hey, bring your own water and you can leave with free wine.

[Kannap]

Huh, I was wondering what the Mormons were categorizing as "documentaries" these days, thanks for answering that question.

happy to do my part in undermining SOCJUS extremists.

Supreme Official Court of Justice in the United States?

I think they prefer the acronym SCOTUS.

[Hurdegaryp]

Whereas I have mainly observed the powers of nature and the works of man, but no divine miracles at all. Lots of seemingly amazing things are perfectly explainable with the finer details provided by the calculation of probability.

Perhaps probability is entirely predestined by God himself.

Heaven is just a big casino where nobody ever wins money. But hey, bring your own water and you can leave with free wine.

If God actually plays dice with the universe, the cold void of nothingness is preferable.

[The balkens]

happy to do my part in undermining SOCJUS extremists.

Supreme Official Court of Justice in the United States?

I think they prefer the acronym SCOTUS.

k.

[Hurdegaryp]

Supreme Official Court of Justice in the United States?

I think they prefer the acronym SCOTUS.

k.

The more you know, the less you can claim ignorance. Not that ignorance is acceptable as an excuse, of course.