TET: Close the Door, oPen the nExt

[Italios]

Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

You mean that's not what high school kids do on a daily basis?!

Not here, no.

[Hurdegaryp]

That is a damn shame. There is so much we could teach him!

He was nagged into getting office work as opposed to working from home so he doesn't have as much free time. Poor bastard never saw it coming.

That family of his won't feed itself, so I assume it was inevitable.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Let me consult Mrs. Mermania first. Can't go on fucking in private property.

Honestly if those kids were fucking on someone else's private property we wouldn't be in this mess now.

I'm only here, eyeing a wine bottle and loving my couch.

[The Serbian Empire]

The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

The problem is some people think it's rule breaking. I'll give it a week to settle down.

[Gallade]

He was nagged into getting office work as opposed to working from home so he doesn't have as much free time. Poor bastard never saw it coming.

That family of his won't feed itself, so I assume it was inevitable.

Well it's more when you've got babies screaming at all hours it's healthier for the relationship that we don't have to see each other 24/7.

[Ethel mermania]

Honestly if those kids were fucking on someone else's private property we wouldn't be in this mess now.

I'm only here, eyeing a wine bottle and loving my couch.

Just don't be loving it in the literal sense of the term. Or just don't tell us about it anyway.

[The Holy Therns]

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life （〜^∇^)〜

Hey cool, sig material.

[Hurdegaryp]

That family of his won't feed itself, so I assume it was inevitable.

Well it's more when you've got babies screaming at all hours it's healthier for the relationship that we don't have to see each other 24/7.

Good to hear there's nothing wrong with the lungs and vocal cords of your precious darlings.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

The problem is some people think it's rule breaking. I'll give it a week to settle down.

And trust the mods are aware that some people are into extremes. Cool it, Gertrude.

[Italios]

I'm only here, eyeing a wine bottle and loving my couch.

Just don't be loving it in the literal sense of the term. Or just don't tell us about it anyway.

Not even over TG. Especially not over TG.

[Ethel mermania]

That family of his won't feed itself, so I assume it was inevitable.

Well it's more when you've got babies screaming at all hours it's healthier for the relationship that we don't have to see each other 24/7.

When boy #1 was born I had 4 weeks of paid paternity leave, my wife and mother threw me out of the house after 2.

[Italios]

The problem is some people think it's rule breaking. I'll give it a week to settle down.

And trust the mods are aware that some people are into extremes. Cool it, Gertrude.

Gertrude is such a peasant-ish name. Right before my youngest cousin's recent birth, my aunt and uncle were thinking of the most awful names like Agnes and Jemima that sounded like something a poor English washerwoman would have. I was worried that child would get bullied in school.

[Gallade]

Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life （〜^∇^)〜

Hey cool, sig material.

Squee I'm sig worthy.

Well it's more when you've got babies screaming at all hours it's healthier for the relationship that we don't have to see each other 24/7.

When boy #1 was born I had 4 weeks of paid paternity leave, my wife and mother threw me out of the house after 2.

I can handle about six hours of him doddering about trying to help before I start wishing he'd have an affair.

[Italios]

Well it's more when you've got babies screaming at all hours it's healthier for the relationship that we don't have to see each other 24/7.

When boy #1 was born I had 4 weeks of paid paternity leave, my wife and mother threw me out of the house after 2.

My mother quit her job when she was pregnant with my brother because all the men smoked 24/7 and she didn't want to be inhaling all that smoke.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'm only here, eyeing a wine bottle and loving my couch.

Just don't be loving it in the literal sense of the term. Or just don't tell us about it anyway.

Ok, then stop sending me TGs to give you all the nitty gritty details of what body parts were mentioned, Dadaji.

And trust the mods are aware that some people are into extremes. Cool it, Gertrude.

Gertrude is such a peasant-ish name. Right before my youngest cousin's recent birth, my aunt and uncle were thinking of the most awful names like Agnes and Jemima that sounded like something a poor English washerwoman would have. I was worried that child would get bullied in school.

Gertrude gets too much shit as a name.

[Italios]

Gertrude is such a peasant-ish name. Right before my youngest cousin's recent birth, my aunt and uncle were thinking of the most awful names like Agnes and Jemima that sounded like something a poor English washerwoman would have. I was worried that child would get bullied in school.

Gertrude gets too much shit as a name.

It sounds like a name Beatrix Potter would use in one of her books, but for one of her dimmer characters.

[Idzequitch]

Gertrude is such a peasant-ish name. Right before my youngest cousin's recent birth, my aunt and uncle were thinking of the most awful names like Agnes and Jemima that sounded like something a poor English washerwoman would have. I was worried that child would get bullied in school.

Gertrude gets too much shit as a name.

It's so Gert-rude.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Gertrude gets too much shit as a name.

It sounds like a name Beatrix Potter would use in one of her books, but for one of her dimmer characters.

Or for a stately matron. Your writer brain needs more expansion. Let me go get the helium tank.

[The Holy Therns]

I can handle about six hours of him doddering about trying to help before I start wishing he'd have an affair.

I will miss him around here, though. He was funny.

[Italios]

Gertrude gets too much shit as a name.

It's so Gert-rude.

Well, the name my cousin ended up stuck with might be worse. It's a cute name, but if you have an accent or say it fast, it sound a little like "ass turd".

[Ethel mermania]

Hey cool, sig material.

Squee I'm sig worthy.

When boy #1 was born I had 4 weeks of paid paternity leave, my wife and mother threw me out of the house after 2.

I can handle about six hours of him doddering about trying to help before I start wishing he'd have an affair.

Leave him with the kids, you go find a girlfriend. Just not on this site.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It's so Gert-rude.

Well, the name my cousin ended up stuck with might be worse. It's a cute name, but if you have an accent or say it fast, it sound a little like "ass turd".

Astrid?

[Gallade]

I can handle about six hours of him doddering about trying to help before I start wishing he'd have an affair.

I will miss him around here, though. He was funny.

Maybe in a few months, he adores you.

[The Holy Therns]

I will miss him around here, though. He was funny.

Maybe in a few months, he adores you.

Did the sound of me squeeing make it over there? I'm pretty sure it did.

[The Serbian Empire]

I can handle about six hours of him doddering about trying to help before I start wishing he'd have an affair.

I will miss him around here, though. He was funny.

There's a lot of things I'll miss. Lingria's gone...