TET: Close the Door, oPen the nExt

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. Should see the doctor about my eye, though.
Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

[Italios]

I want to write smut now, I'm completely devoid of all knowledge or attachments towards it, should make it better and interesting.

"That was not supposed to happen," Sarah said, watching Henry's ear begin to pour fluid from his cochlea.

[Idzequitch]

Your name is Sarah from now on. Or until we forget, in 5 minutes. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

[Gallade]

The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life （〜^∇^)〜

[Ethel mermania]

The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Who is natter?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life （〜^∇^)〜

Aye aye, ma'am.

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Who is natter?

You are.

[Gallade]

Biatch, please, no hysterics now. Dial down on the paranoia. We're all here for a natter, to quote Galla.

Who is natter?

I'm glad Dami lost interest in the site because I can't have him around your dad jokes.

[Ethel mermania]

"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

Ok, laughed at that, I feel shame.

[Italios]

"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

[Hurdegaryp]

Who is natter?

I'm glad Dami lost interest in the site because I can't have him around your dad jokes.

That is a damn shame. There is so much we could teach him!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

You mean that's not what high school kids do on a daily basis?!

[Ethel mermania]

Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life （〜^∇^)〜

Aye aye, ma'am.

Who is natter?

You are.

Fuck me. And for the record this is an exclamation and not an offer in these continental United states.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Aye aye, ma'am.



You are.

Fuck me. And for the record this is an exclamation and not an offer in these continental United states.

Let me consult Mrs. Mermania first. Can't go on fucking in private property.

[Idzequitch]

After the saltwater ceased to flow from those luminous orbs, Sarah straightened her long, vertical series of bones. "Then we must go, Henry. We can go by primary tool of soccer players if we must, but we cannot stay here. Get off your two mounds of flesh that conceal the source of poop, Henry! We must leave without delay!"

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

End Scene. I think that's Oscar worthy, don't you?

[Ethel mermania]

Who is natter?

I'm glad Dami lost interest in the site because I can't have him around your dad jokes.

He will get there on his own, being a dad does that...

[Italios]

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

I blew her a kiss from my pink food-chomper concealers and cried, "Nana is right! If we mention our anatomy anymore, a hoard of moderators will descend upon us and tear us apart that-which-walk-on from that-which-you-throw-with!"

[Idzequitch]

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

I assumed that was an additional source of the moderation hysteria.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

I blew her a kiss from my pink food-chomper concealers and cried, "Nana is right! If we mention our anatomy anymore, a hoard of moderators will descend upon us and tear us apart that-which-walk-on from that-which-you-throw-with!"

I say we use haiku to communicate from now on.

[Gallade]

I'm glad Dami lost interest in the site because I can't have him around your dad jokes.

That is a damn shame. There is so much we could teach him!

He was nagged into getting office work as opposed to working from home so he doesn't have as much free time. Poor bastard never saw it coming.

[Italios]

"Goodbye, darling Sarah," I said mournfully, putting a hand on her skin supported by her spinal cord and pushing her forward slightly so she almost tripped over her tootsies. I put my finger bunch to my pink teeth concealers and blew her a kiss as she raced away. "We will meet again after the moderation hysteria, I promise!"

End Scene. I think that's Oscar worthy, don't you?

Totally. We should turn this into a movie, except we'll censor literally any person that comes onscreen. It'll be a hit.

[Esternial]

Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. :p Should see the doctor about my eye, though.
Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.

What they did for me was make me annoyed about the OSRS, again.

That thing should be close to an iron-clad legal document.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You said teeth, Lios. You said teeth!

I assumed that was an additional source of the moderation hysteria.

And then some.

[Ethel mermania]

Fuck me. And for the record this is an exclamation and not an offer in these continental United states.

Let me consult Mrs. Mermania first. Can't go on fucking in private property.

Honestly if those kids were fucking on someone else's private property we wouldn't be in this mess now.

[Italios]

I blew her a kiss from my pink food-chomper concealers and cried, "Nana is right! If we mention our anatomy anymore, a hoard of moderators will descend upon us and tear us apart that-which-walk-on from that-which-you-throw-with!"

I say we use haiku to communicate from now on.

That seems difficult
Although it also seems doable
I shall try my best