TET: Close the Door, oPen the nExt

[Abserdia]

Pinky t*e

The Kn*e.
The E*e.
The Armp*t.

Unf.

And let's not forget the worst of all.

The w***s.

[Italios]

Unf.

I'm just gonna get the big one out of the way:
S*lar Pl*xus

Your st*mach rivals that of Santa Claus

[Gallade]

Uvula.

I'm not sorry.

[Italios]

Uvula.

I'm not sorry.

Uv*la, dammit.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

We're going to have to dust our poetry skills and write in Iambic pentameter form. Use simile and all.

Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"

Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.

Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.

[The Serbian Empire]

Who is this Jenny Talia person?

The most immodest being to ever live. We don't speak her name here, lest we get reported for being too vulgar.

At this point, I feel like the sticky went so far that I consider this aftermath as the lasting aspect of what happened.

[Gallade]

Uvula.

I'm not sorry.

Uv*la, dammit.

*uuuuuuuvuuuuuuulaaaaaa

[The Serbian Empire]

Unf.

And let's not forget the worst of all.

The w***s.

The walls?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Uv*la, dammit.

*uuuuuuuvuuuuuuulaaaaaa

Oh my stars, such sexiness I feel!

[Capsland]

And let's not forget the worst of all.

The w***s.

The walls?

The walls.

[Italios]

Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"

Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.

Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.

Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. Should see the doctor about my eye, though.

     

Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

[Gallade]

*uuuuuuuvuuuuuuulaaaaaa

Oh my stars, such sexiness I feel!

Not gonna lie. My uvula babe, pretty damn hung. ;)

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.

Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.

Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. Should see the doctor about my eye, though.

Your name is Sarah from now on. Or until we forget, in 5 minutes. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

I love all of you

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh my stars, such sexiness I feel!

Not gonna lie. My uvula babe, pretty damn hung.

You, me, embrace. Now.

[Veceria]

I love all of you

Feeling's mutual I guess

[Idzequitch]

We're going to have to dust our poetry skills and write in Iambic pentameter form. Use simile and all.

Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"

She gazed back at him. His human fur blew gently in the wind. His eating orifice widened to reveal gleaming chewing implements. She laid her cognitive organ storage place against his firm object that pirates use for storing treasure and replied, "Oh Henry. This evening has been perfect. Shall we put our fleshy parts that help us pronounce the letter 'P' together?

[Ethel mermania]

Uvula.

I'm not sorry.

It will behoove ya
To take care of your uvula

[Italios]

Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. Should see the doctor about my eye, though.

Your name is Sarah from now on. Or until we forget, in 5 minutes. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

[Italios]

Not gonna lie. My uvula babe, pretty damn hung.

You, me, embrace. Now.

Nana, I'm going to have to report you for posting pornographic gifs. I really will.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Your name is Sarah from now on. Or until we forget, in 5 minutes. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

And this is why Pennedreadfuls are classics. This, right here, folks.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

I want to write smut now, I'm completely devoid of all knowledge or attachments towards it, should make it better and interesting.

[The Serbian Empire]

Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.

Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.

Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. Should see the doctor about my eye, though.

     

Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.

[Hurdegaryp]

Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"

She gazed back at him. His human fur blew gently in the wind. His eating orifice widened to reveal gleaming chewing implements. She laid her cognitive organ storage place against his firm object that pirates use for storing treasure and replied, "Oh Henry. This evening has been perfect. Shall we put our fleshy parts that help us pronounce the letter 'P' together?

Clearly there is going to be a mechanical attempt to check if genetic material is compatible, even though the result may remain inconclusive thanks to artificially manufactured membranes.

[Italios]

"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.

And this is why Pennedreadfuls are classics. This, right here, folks.

"Miss Nana!" Sarah cried reproachfully. "How dare you interrupt our very deep and personal moment to insult our story! Begone, and run away on your little five-toed flippers or I'll hit you with my knuckled fist!"