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Postby Lautrec- » Sun Apr 03, 2016 6:08 am

Spelling mistakes?

Are you sure yu haven't bought the Jennifer Government "Summer NS General Edition"?
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Postby Thermodolia » Sun Apr 03, 2016 6:25 am

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Postby Thermodolia » Sun Apr 03, 2016 6:26 am

Lautrec- wrote:Spelling mistakes?

Are you sure yu haven't bought the Jennifer Government "Summer NS General Edition"?

:rofl:
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Postby Luziyca » Sun Apr 03, 2016 7:42 am

All books are bound to contain at least one typo. From time to time, whenever I read an old article that I did for my nation, or an assignment that was saved onto the cloud... I can see plenty of typos.

Just be glad it was not like that recalled cookbook that had a recipe that had a horrific typo: replacing pepper with people.
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Postby New Ducklands » Sun Apr 03, 2016 7:44 am

Luziyca wrote:All books are bound to contain at least one typo. From time to time, whenever I read an old article that I did for my nation, or an assignment that was saved onto the cloud... I can see plenty of typos.

Just be glad it was not like that recalled cookbook that had a recipe that had a horrific typo: replacing pepper with people.

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Postby Gnark » Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:34 am

Luziyca wrote:Just be glad it was not like that recalled cookbook that had a recipe that had a horrific typo: replacing pepper with people.

If it's called "How to Serve Man"... that wasn't a typo.
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Postby Luziyca » Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:35 am

Gnark wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Just be glad it was not like that recalled cookbook that had a recipe that had a horrific typo: replacing pepper with people.

If it's called "How to Serve Man"... that wasn't a typo.

Nope, not that. It was the Pasta Bible.
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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:05 am

Lautrec- wrote:Spelling mistakes?

Are you sure yu haven't bought the Jennifer Government "Summer NS General Edition"?

Isn't that just Mein Kampf?
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Postby AiliailiA » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:08 am

Luziyca wrote:
Gnark wrote:If it's called "How to Serve Man"... that wasn't a typo.

Nope, not that. It was the Pasta Bible.

I have that. I was catching a train, needed something to read, and there was a sort of bookstall near the ticket gate. The Masta Bible was the cheapest thing she had.

I'm looking in it now. It's the recipe for tagliatelle with sadists and prosecutors and ... yep, there it is. Freshly ground black people.
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Postby The Great Devourer of All » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:10 am

It isn't. You're on drugs.
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Postby AiliailiA » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:21 am

The Great Devourer of All wrote:It isn't. You're on drugs.


What isn't?

If by "it" you mean it, then you're plainly wrong to deny it's existence. Contradicting yourself in fact, since you acknowledge the existence of it, and in the very next word deny it's existence.

"It isn't" is an anguished expression of nihilism. If you're taking drugs, you should stop! If you aren't, you should start!
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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:41 am

Lautrec- wrote:Spelling mistakes?

Are you sure yu haven't bought the Jennifer Government "Summer NS General Edition"?

Is that the edition with the foreword by Herby?
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Postby Luziyca » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:42 am

Ailiailia wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Nope, not that. It was the Pasta Bible.

I have that. I was catching a train, needed something to read, and there was a sort of bookstall near the ticket gate. The Masta Bible was the cheapest thing she had.

I'm looking in it now. It's the recipe for tagliatelle with sadists and prosecutors and ... yep, there it is. Freshly ground black people.

I never had it. I only heard of it by way of John Green.
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Postby The Great Devourer of All » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:50 am

Ailiailia wrote:
The Great Devourer of All wrote:It isn't. You're on drugs.


What isn't?

If by "it" you mean it, then you're plainly wrong to deny it's existence. Contradicting yourself in fact, since you acknowledge the existence of it, and in the very next word deny it's existence.

"It isn't" is an anguished expression of nihilism. If you're taking drugs, you should stop! If you aren't, you should start!


I would put this in my sig if I had room. And I meant to say that JG isn't full of spelling mistakes.
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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Sun Apr 03, 2016 10:02 am

The Great Devourer of All wrote:
Ailiailia wrote:
What isn't?

If by "it" you mean it, then you're plainly wrong to deny it's existence. Contradicting yourself in fact, since you acknowledge the existence of it, and in the very next word deny it's existence.

"It isn't" is an anguished expression of nihilism. If you're taking drugs, you should stop! If you aren't, you should start!


I would put this in my sig if I had room. And I meant to say that JG isn't full of spelling mistakes.

Dude, do not go down the rabbit hole of nihilistic levels of deduction, you won't come back.
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