The Easternal Thread

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Nah, just working out, eating right and sleeping right. At least in my case.

Not even a few weeks of fasting?

Not at the moment. Maybe later. Although I doubt it.

[Ethel mermania]

Fair point, I have lifetime medical, the looney bin is a covered expense, the pension will be effectively all spending money. I need to look into this.

And more free drugs than you ever dared to dream of. You'll never have to return to Dullsville again! Are you ready for the care of those nice young men in their clean white coats, who are coming to take you away?

Sign me up. I for one have had enough of the rat race.

[Ethel mermania]

Diet. I'm on a detox diet.

Which should be done with an intense regime of purgings and enemas, right?

Kinky.

[Muinordgrad]

So how was everyone's Easter?

[Yoite]

So how was everyone's Easter?

I spent the entirety of Easter hungover and alone, so the usual.

[The Serbian Empire]

Apparently hoarders have a much higher propensity to be overweight or obese.

[Muinordgrad]

So how was everyone's Easter?

I spent the entirety of Easter hungover and alone, so the usual.

I'm sorry bud, I hope stuff gets better for ya soon.

[The Serbian Empire]

So how was everyone's Easter?

Alright.

[Philjia]

So how was everyone's Easter?

I visited my dying grandfather in hospital. About as fun as it sounds.

[Muinordgrad]

Apparently hoarders have a much higher propensity to be overweight or obese.

I mean, it is sort of hard to get out of their house to actually exersize, not to mention it is significantly easier to just order a Pizza than to clean off your kitchen enough to actually cook something on it, then choose foods that are healthy, and then not make more, all while trying to keep your mountains of stuff from falling into it.

[Muinordgrad]

So how was everyone's Easter?

I visited my dying grandfather in hospital. About as fun as it sounds.

I'm sorry... If ya ever need to talk, I'll listen, alright?

So how was everyone's Easter?

Alright.

That's good. You go to church?

[Italios]

So how was everyone's Easter?

I did basically nothing for Easter. The day before I dyed eggs as per tradition, that's about it.

[The Serbian Empire]

Apparently hoarders have a much higher propensity to be overweight or obese.

I mean, it is sort of hard to get out of their house to actually exersize, not to mention it is significantly easier to just order a Pizza than to clean off your kitchen enough to actually cook something on it, then choose foods that are healthy, and then not make more, all while trying to keep your mountains of stuff from falling into it.

Some say the two are connected as those who don't hoard or collect tend to be thinner than those who do.

[The Serbian Empire]

I visited my dying grandfather in hospital. About as fun as it sounds.

I'm sorry... If ya ever need to talk, I'll listen, alright?

Alright.

That's good. You go to church?

No, I hid in my room. My parents plan to go perch fishing Wednesday. Severe storms may hit Thursday with highs possibly as high as 70.

[Muinordgrad]

So how was everyone's Easter?

I did basically nothing for Easter. The day before I dyed eggs as per tradition, that's about it.

Did you enjoy dyeing eggs?

I mean, it is sort of hard to get out of their house to actually exersize, not to mention it is significantly easier to just order a Pizza than to clean off your kitchen enough to actually cook something on it, then choose foods that are healthy, and then not make more, all while trying to keep your mountains of stuff from falling into it.

Some say the two are connected as those who don't hoard or collect tend to be thinner than those who do.

To be fair, other people say the frequency of Pirate galleons and the warmth of the oceans are connected. The world may never know.

[The Serbian Empire]

I did basically nothing for Easter. The day before I dyed eggs as per tradition, that's about it.

Did you enjoy dyeing eggs?

Some say the two are connected as those who don't hoard or collect tend to be thinner than those who do.

To be fair, other people say the frequency of Pirate galleons and the warmth of the oceans are connected. The world may never know.

Maybe pirates sail there because oranges and other citrus can be grown preventing scurvy.

[Muinordgrad]

I'm sorry... If ya ever need to talk, I'll listen, alright?

That's good. You go to church?

No, I hid in my room. My parents plan to go perch fishing Wednesday. Severe storms may hit Thursday with highs possibly as high as 70.

Hid from what?
Wait, temperature highs or probability of severe storms high?

[Italios]

I did basically nothing for Easter. The day before I dyed eggs as per tradition, that's about it.

Did you enjoy dyeing eggs?

Well, I just do it for Easter. It's not a hobby, it's just something I did a lot as a kid.

[Muinordgrad]

Did you enjoy dyeing eggs?

To be fair, other people say the frequency of Pirate galleons and the warmth of the oceans are connected. The world may never know.

Maybe pirates sail there because oranges and other citrus can be grown preventing scurvy.

Maybe the citrus *are* the pirates?

[Italios]

Did you enjoy dyeing eggs?

To be fair, other people say the frequency of Pirate galleons and the warmth of the oceans are connected. The world may never know.

Maybe pirates sail there because oranges and other citrus can be grown preventing scurvy.

I thought pirates simply sailed to get their hands on gold and loot? When the Spaniards were exploiting Central and Southern America for gold, they had a ball game with that. The link between scurvy and vitamin C deficiency wasn't discovered until a considerable amount of sailors died from it.

[Muinordgrad]

Did you enjoy dyeing eggs?

Well, I just do it for Easter. It's not a hobby, it's just something I did a lot as a kid.

Well, I mean, it's cool that you keep traditions like that. Did your folks introduce you to it?

[Italios]

Well, I just do it for Easter. It's not a hobby, it's just something I did a lot as a kid.

Well, I mean, it's cool that you keep traditions like that. Did your folks introduce you to it?

Yeah. It's a little boring watching over it so that nothing happens because they need to soak in the dye for an hour or two to get vibrant colours, but the end result is worth it.

[The Serbian Empire]

No, I hid in my room. My parents plan to go perch fishing Wednesday. Severe storms may hit Thursday with highs possibly as high as 70.

Hid from what?
Wait, temperature highs or probability of severe storms high?

Temperatures in late March.

[Muinordgrad]

Well, I mean, it's cool that you keep traditions like that. Did your folks introduce you to it?

Yeah. It's a little boring watching over it so that nothing happens because they need to soak in the dye for an hour or two to get vibrant colours, but the end result is worth it.

Cool! What colours do you use?

[Ethel mermania]

So how was everyone's Easter?

I did basically nothing for Easter. The day before I dyed eggs as per tradition, that's about it.

I went food shopping, and a couple lovely walks through a park, ... and did laundry, lots of laundry... we ate Chinese food.