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by **The Princes of the Universe** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:26 am

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:> A "hammer" between buttcheeks isn't giggity
> wut.jpg

I'm gay and that still turns my stomach.

The Unhallowed City wrote:
The Princes of the Universe wrote:I don't know what word represents the polar opposite of giggity, but whatever it is fits here...

Ytiggig, if I had to guess.

Squick is the closest I'm getting.

by **Gim** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:26 am

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
Gim wrote:
Bailey!

Hey Gim.

Saw your post on CDT.

I'm creating banners for your 2040 Presidential Campaign.

by **The Unhallowed City** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:29 am

The Princes of the Universe wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:> A "hammer" between buttcheeks isn't giggity
> wut.jpg

I'm gay and that still turns my stomach.

The Unhallowed City wrote:Ytiggig, if I had to guess.

Squick is the closest I'm getting.

'Squick!' goes the goopy monstrosity, deep in his layer.
Need more children's books about Old Ones.

by **The Princes of the Universe** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:31 am

The Unhallowed City wrote:
The Princes of the Universe wrote:Squick is the closest I'm getting.

'Squick!' goes the goopy monstrosity, deep in his layer.
Need more children's books about Old Ones.

Not sure if more crepi or nasti. :unsure:

by **The Unhallowed City** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:43 am

The Princes of the Universe wrote:
The Unhallowed City wrote:'Squick!' goes the goopy monstrosity, deep in his layer.
Need more children's books about Old Ones.

Not sure if more crepi or nasti.

Best to just say "both" and move on.

by **Kannap** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:45 am

The Unhallowed City wrote:
The Princes of the Universe wrote:Not sure if more crepi or nasti. :unsure:

Best to just say "both" and move on.

Or neither

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:46 am

I mean seriously why's everyone so squimish about anal?

by **Hetalia Dakota 2 II** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:48 am

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I mean seriously why's everyone so squimish about anal?

Cause sex is yucky.

by **Philjia** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:52 am

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I mean seriously why's everyone so squimish about anal?

Because it's the hole shit comes out of. (Unless you're a republican politician.

)

by **The Princes of the Universe** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:01 am

Philjia wrote:Because it's the hole shit comes out of. (Unless you're a republican politician. )

Any politician, really.

by **Hetalia Dakota 2 II** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:04 am

Typical, asks a question, doesn't respond to answers.

by **Auremena** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:08 am

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I mean seriously why's everyone so squimish about anal?

Cause it feels weird. Some of us don't have another choice (at least for the time being) though.

by **Gim** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:10 am

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I mean seriously why's everyone so squimish about anal?

You insert it into a hole filled with fecal matter. You take it out, and the fecal matter is there.

by **East Catalina** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:13 am

Gim wrote:
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I mean seriously why's everyone so squimish about anal?

You insert it into a hole filled with fecal matter. You take it out, and the fecal matter is there.

You can clean it somewhat.
They even fetishize that.

by **Gim** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:16 am

East Catalina wrote:
Gim wrote:
You insert it into a hole filled with fecal matter. You take it out, and the fecal matter is there.

You can clean it somewhat.
They even fetishize that.

What if you need to defecate while doing it? When it's inserted, it can touch the feces that is trying to exit the hole.

by **Philjia** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:20 am

Gim wrote:
East Catalina wrote:You can clean it somewhat.
They even fetishize that.

What if you need to defecate while doing it? When it's inserted, it can touch the feces that is trying to exit the hole.

If you've had an enema that shouldn't happen. Is this getting too explicit?

by **Gallade** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:20 am

What in the world is this topic of conversation.

And for the record you can completely clean yourself out with an enema. Male same-sex couples get by somehow, after all.

by **The Unhallowed City** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:21 am

Gallade wrote:What in the world is this topic of conversation.

Butts, I guess.

by **The Princes of the Universe** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:22 am

So who else likes mead?

by **Hetalia Dakota 2 II** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:23 am

Gallade wrote:What in the world is this topic of conversation.

And for the record you can completely clean yourself out with an enema. Male same-sex couples get by somehow, after all.

I was just versing my disfavor with all sexing.

by **Gallade** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:23 am

The Unhallowed City wrote:
Gallade wrote:What in the world is this topic of conversation.

Butts, I guess.

I don't know what side of the line we're on, quite the first.

So how about them Mets?

by **Philjia** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:25 am

Hetalia Dakota 2 II wrote:
Gallade wrote:What in the world is this topic of conversation.

And for the record you can completely clean yourself out with an enema. Male same-sex couples get by somehow, after all.

I was just versing my disfavor with all sexing.

But sex is nice. Or so I'm told.

by **Hetalia Dakota 2 II** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:25 am

Philjia wrote:
Hetalia Dakota 2 II wrote:I was just versing my disfavor with all sexing.

But sex is nice. Or so I'm told.

Lies. All of it lies.

by **Kannap** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:26 am

*opens TET*

by **Gallade** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:26 am

Hetalia Dakota 2 II wrote:
Gallade wrote:What in the world is this topic of conversation.

And for the record you can completely clean yourself out with an enema. Male same-sex couples get by somehow, after all.

I was just versing my disfavor with all sexing.

Thread needs to run down your chaste path at the moment.

How's your day going, sweetie?

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