National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Scandal

[Ashmoria]

The only person who should care about Ted's infidelities is his wife. Being a cheating sleaze doesn't disqualify him from being president. His rhetoric disqualifies him.

yeah fine YOU be high-minded.

one of the women he is supposed to have had an affair with is katrina pierson--that nutty trump spokesperson. that is just disqualifying.

[Gauthier]

#CruzingForChicks

[Khadgar]

The only person who should care about Ted's infidelities is his wife. Being a cheating sleaze doesn't disqualify him from being president. His rhetoric disqualifies him.

yeah fine YOU be high-minded.

one of the women he is supposed to have had an affair with is katrina pierson--that nutty trump spokesperson. that is just disqualifying.

Just seems like a distraction to me, there's so many legitimate reasons to be terrified of President Cruz. Where he's stuck his cock isn't on the top 100 for me.

[Ashmoria]

yeah fine YOU be high-minded.

one of the women he is supposed to have had an affair with is katrina pierson--that nutty trump spokesperson. that is just disqualifying.

Just seems like a distraction to me, there's so many legitimate reasons to be terrified of President Cruz. Where he's stuck his cock isn't on the top 100 for me.

nor for me but I have no problem with bringing out his personal flaws in the primaries. this should have been done last year.

[Gauthier]

If this does happen to be true, not only does Cruz win the Gingrich Sanctity of Marriage Award, he also loses credibility with the truly devout evangelicals.

And it'll be a miracle if a week passes without Trump bringing this up.

[Hladgos]

The only real scandal is the fact that Ted Cruz is the real zodiac killer!

[Galloism]

If this does happen to be true, not only does Cruz win the Gingrich Sanctity of Marriage Award, he also loses credibility with the truly devout evangelicals.

And it'll be a miracle if a week passes without Trump bringing this up.

I'm not sure 'miracle' adequately describes the severe lack of chance regarding a week going by without Trump bringing this up.

[Nation of Quebec]

While I would like a more trustworthy source to confirm this, I wouldn't be surprised if this turns out to be true. There have been too many incidents of these staunch social conservative "family values" politicians being caught up in sex scandals, which is why I'm inclined to believe it. I'm sure my fellow Canadians remember Vic Toews and his sex scandal and of course there's the media darling Josh Duggar just to name a few.

There are many reasons to dislike Ted Cruz and be afraid of him becoming President. This ranks quite low on that list.

[Libertine States of America]

Anything to get Ted Cruz's nasally-voiced, conservative ass out of the race is a good thing for most of America.

[East Catalina]

The American President part II: don't bang Sydney Wade before you get into office!
If this is true, we could finally see an end to the Cruzbot. Though frankly it's a testament to humanity that this is what we hope is the Holy Spear able to take him down.

[Khadgar]

While I would like a more trustworthy source to confirm this, I wouldn't be surprised if this turns out to be true. There have been too many incidents of these staunch social conservative "family values" politicians being caught up in sex scandals, which is why I'm inclined to believe it. I'm sure my fellow Canadians remember Vic Toews and his sex scandal and of course there's the media darling Josh Duggar just to name a few.

There are many reasons to dislike Ted Cruz and be afraid of him becoming President. This ranks quite low on that list.

The only thing that surprises me about "Family Values" types having affairs is that they're occasionally with women.

[Esternial]

At least Trump would've been bragging about his five mistresses.

Trump is best lampshade hanger: "look at my inconsistencies! They've very nice. I'm a nice guy."

[The Enclave Government]

At least Drumpf would've been bragging about his five mistresses.

Drumpf is best lampshade hanger: "look at my inconsistencies! They've very nice. I'm a nice guy."

Would you say this should be merged into the GOP Primary megathread?

[Pasovo-nacoBo]

Cruz has been having an affair with Trump, can confirm.

They're making their erections great again.

Personally like Kasich of the Republicans and I don't mind if he becomes President. He is the last "moderate" republican, and the last real Republican nomination for decency in this election. If he drops out, it gets very volatile from here.

[Gauthier]

At least Trump would've been bragging about his five mistresses.

Trump is best lampshade hanger: "look at my inconsistencies! They've very nice. I'm a nice guy."

Would you say this should be merged into the GOP Primary megathread?

Take off the Trump Filter or you'll get warned/banned.

[Esternial]

At least Drumpf would've been bragging about his five mistresses.

Drumpf is best lampshade hanger: "look at my inconsistencies! They've very nice. I'm a nice guy."

Would you say this should be merged into the GOP Primary megathread?

I'm not a Mod so I can't say for sure.

So...ehh...maybe?

[The Enclave Government]

Would you say this should be merged into the GOP Primary megathread?

Take off the Drumpf Filter or you'll get warned/banned.

That's against the rules? I didn't know, sorry.

[Major-Tom]

Ted Cruz has the face that reads "I like lasagna but its not what I ordered." His demeanor and....lack of looks make it hard for me to believe that he's had sex more than two times.

[Reagan-land]

A supermarket tabloid eh? I think its up there with "weekly world news" in terms of reliability

[Gauthier]

Ted Cruz has the face that reads "I like lasagna but its not what I ordered." His demeanor and....lack of looks make it hard for me to believe that he's had sex more than two times.

He's a Cuban Joe McCarthy.

[Major-Tom]

Ted Cruz has the face that reads "I like lasagna but its not what I ordered." His demeanor and....lack of looks make it hard for me to believe that he's had sex more than two times.

He's a Cuban Joe McCarthy.

Without any shred of Latin charm.

[Valaran]

Seems a bit odd that out of everything that this might be what brings Cruz down, but eh, I guess it makes sense. Can't really tell on the veracity yet of the scandal.

On whether I want Cruz to be brought down, well, I think Graham's articulation on 'being shot or poisoned' fits my view (including his elaboration the Daily Show).

[Ashmoria]

They're making their erections great again.

Personally like Kasich of the Republicans and I don't mind if he becomes President. He is the last "moderate" republican, and the last real Republican nomination for decency in this election. If he drops out, it gets very volatile from here.

except that he isn't moderate at all.

[Reagan-land]

Take off the Drumpf Filter or you'll get warned/banned.

That's against the rules? I didn't know, sorry.

And that's why I lost faith in Nation States and promptly left. A strong anti-conservative bias from moderators. I come back for a minute and find that.

oh well

[Farnhamia]

You had me until you started rambling about paymasters.

My foreign policy runs on realpolitik.

So you admit you are a murderous sociopath who lies to go to war?

*** Warned for flaming. ***