Kids.

[Katganistan]

:palm:

Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?

I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

If you're that dead set against kids, get snipped. No worries then.

Well, it does reverse on occasion, or so I've heard.

Very unlikely, though.

[Katganistan]

Admittedly, I find that proposition very hard to turn down.

(I guess the pun was intended)

*rubs head* Cheeseball.

Close...I am a Cheesehead.

I vacation in the Dells pretty much every summer. My fiance's family all live out there.

[The Adrian Empire]

Everyone who doesn't have a girlfriend is on a vow of chastity.

Yeah, it's not like staying a virgin requires will, or anything. It's a lot harder to get laid than not--sex is srs bznss.

I'm sure he'd change his mind, though, if he were offered a blow-job by a nineteen-year-old knockout.

Define knock-out? Is she what 9/10, 10/10?
Ah, heck I'd probably do it in a heart-beat. So long as she seemed like a nice person.

[Lackadaisical2]

:palm:

Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?

I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

If you're that dead set against kids, get snipped. No worries then.

Well, it does reverse on occasion, or so I've heard.

Very unlikely, though.

Still something you could worry about /nitpick

[Katganistan]

:palm:

Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?

I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

If you're that dead set against kids, get snipped. No worries then.

Well, it does reverse on occasion, or so I've heard.

Very unlikely, though.

Still something you could worry about /nitpick

Get snipped, and wear a spermicidal condom.

[Barzan]

This seems more appropriate.
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1885/

:palm:

Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?

I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

That's a good one, dude.

[Arumdaum]

I want 2-5 kids, if I get any kids.

[Lackadaisical2]

:palm:

Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?

I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

If you're that dead set against kids, get snipped. No worries then.

Well, it does reverse on occasion, or so I've heard.

Very unlikely, though.

Still something you could worry about /nitpick

Get snipped, and wear a spermicidal condom.

Still a really really tiny chance...

I suppose thats starting to get a little too paranoid though... probably safer to make sure shes on the pill, and has had a hysterectomy. Just to be safe after all (on top of your own measures).

[Skibereen]

I have four kids. Girl Girl Boy Boy.

[Ryadn]

Despite the fact that I complain/cry about kids on a daily basis, I still want them. Two, one boy and one girl. I don't care which is older, but I think the girl will be born first.

[North Wiedna]

I want 2-5 kids, if I get any kids.

Two? Too little. You must pass on your positive features to the next generation.

This is Darwin in action.

Exactly.

[The Adrian Empire]

Everyone who doesn't have a girlfriend is on a vow of chastity.

Yeah, it's not like staying a virgin requires will, or anything. It's a lot harder to get laid than not--sex is srs bznss.

I'm sure he'd change his mind, though, if he were offered a blow-job by a nineteen-year-old knockout.

Also it is very hard to stay a virgin, you face very serious social stigma. Now, to get laid is harder, for now, but I wouldn't say that it is so cut and dry
In my case I have made no such vow of chastity, though I don't plan on having sex until I am with a girl that I want to spend the rest of my life with, part of my don't **** anything you aren't willing to stay with for 18 years should something go wrong.

[Tungookska]

Damn kids, get off my lawn

[Kalasparata]

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It's the stupid mothers fault n(not the poor kids) for saying the telaban is onboard





Why the hell is this post showing twice? I only put it too show once

[Kalasparata]

SNIP:http://davidcgarcia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cyanide-and-happiness.bmp

It's the stupid mothers fault n(not the poor kids) for saying the telaban is onboard

[Sith Korriban]

I'm firmly childfree. No kids for me. I don't mind kids around in very limited doses, when they're being clean and quiet. Whiny child-noises give me bad headaches.

[Lenyo]

I, myself, don't ever want biological children, but I could consider adoption, someday. I am pretty good with kids.

Why? Why would you want the spawn of someone else over your own creation(s)?
One of the greatest parts of childrearing is that your children are you. Adoption is still an excellent choice, but I believe the orthodox method is preferable....

[Lenyo]

:palm:

Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?

I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

Abstinence pledges are idiotic. Statistically, those who participate in such pledges are more likely to impregnate/be impregnated.

[Lenyo]

Everyone who doesn't have a girlfriend is on a vow of chastity.

Yeah, it's not like staying a virgin requires will, or anything. It's a lot harder to get laid than not--sex is srs bznss.

I'm sure he'd change his mind, though, if he were offered a blow-job by a nineteen-year-old knockout.

Lol. Definitely true.

[The Parkus Empire]

Why? Why would you want the spawn of someone else over your own creation(s)?
One of the greatest parts of childrearing is that your children are you. Adoption is still an excellent choice, but I believe the orthodox method is preferable....

The world is too heavily populated, and many kids don't have parents as it is.

[Arumdaum]

I want 2-5 kids, if I get any kids.

Two? Too little. You must pass on your positive features to the next generation.

Awww!!!

ありがとう～

[Radictistan]

:palm:

Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?

I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

Abstinence pledges are idiotic. Statistically, those who participate in such pledges are more likely to impregnate/be impregnated.

Technically, to be an abstinence pledge, there would have to be a "until __________________" part of the "no sex" statement. I apologize for derailing the thread and will go to sleep now.

[Lenyo]

Why? Why would you want the spawn of someone else over your own creation(s)?
One of the greatest parts of childrearing is that your children are you. Adoption is still an excellent choice, but I believe the orthodox method is preferable....

The world is too heavily populated, and many kids don't have parents as it is.

True. I guess I am selfish.
You are a far more ethical person than me.

[The Parkus Empire]

True. I guess I am selfish.
You are a far more ethical person than me.

In a "big picture" sense. I have principles, like don't have sex with drunk women. Then again, I have done things most people would find unethical--highly.

[North Wiedna]

I want 2-5 kids, if I get any kids.

Two? Too little. You must pass on your positive features to the next generation.

Awww!!!

ありがとう～

This is serious. This is no time for hugs, boxes, and sideways Z's.