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Postby The Parkus Empire » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:35 pm

I, myself, don't ever want biological children, but I could consider adoption, someday. I am pretty good with kids.
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Postby Drachmar » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:36 pm

Katganistan wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:I'm a monster in bed.

Women run screaming from you? ;)


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Postby Drachmar » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:37 pm

Katganistan wrote:Love kids. Don't want any. It's good to be the aunt, take them places, treat them to stuff, then dump them back in dad and mom's hands when they get annoying. ;)

Yes, as an uncle, I absolutely agree with you.
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Postby The Sentenial Empire » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:41 pm

I could deal with one, my wife probably want more...2 is peel the plaster off the walls with my nails 3 is too much.
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Postby North Wiedna » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:42 pm

Drachmar wrote:
Katganistan wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:I'm a monster in bed.

Women run screaming from you? ;)


Sigged. :clap:

I oppose. Remove it immediately.
EDIT: If you don't know I was kidding. :p :lol:
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Postby Radictistan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:44 pm

No, kids are a liability. They represent a way for women to extort money from with government assistance and take posession of my assets through perjury and fraud when the relationship from which the children resulted ultimately unravels. I will not sign up for that sort of modern-day slavery.
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Postby The High Lizzleness » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:45 pm

I think I'd kinda like one, when I'm a LOT older. If I do end up with a kid, especially a biological one, it'd be a miracle, seriously. Then with current laws and things... blah, me ending up with a child is going to be a long and difficult process.
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Postby Katganistan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:45 pm

Radictistan wrote:No, kids are a liability. They represent a way for women to extort money from with government assistance and take posession of my assets through perjury and fraud when the relationship from which the children resulted ultimately unravels. I will not sign up for that sort of modern-day slavery.

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Postby The Parkus Empire » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:46 pm

Katganistan wrote::palm:


Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?
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Postby Helgrin » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:47 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:Do you like kids? Do you want kids?

Image

This seems more appropriate.
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1885/
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Postby Drachmar » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:47 pm

North Wiedna wrote:
Drachmar wrote:
Katganistan wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:I'm a monster in bed.

Women run screaming from you? ;)


Sigged. :clap:

I oppose. Remove it immediately.
EDIT: If you don't know I was kidding. :p :lol:

I figured you were. :p

Still doesn't matter because I wasn't going to remove it anyways :roll:
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Women run screaming from you? ;)
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Postby Katganistan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:48 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Katganistan wrote::palm:


Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?

Either. Both. Or really, really misogynistic.
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Postby Radictistan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:48 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Katganistan wrote::palm:


Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?


I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:49 pm

Helgrin wrote:This seems more appropriate.
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1885/


Win.
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Postby Drachmar » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:50 pm

Radictistan wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:
Katganistan wrote::palm:


Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?


I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

Everyone who doesn't have a girlfriend is on a vow of chastity.
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Grave_n_idle wrote:
United Marktoria wrote:Your unconscious mind is gold. my friend.

...which explains why people keep sticking shovels in your head.


Katganistan wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:I'm a monster in bed.

Women run screaming from you? ;)
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:51 pm

Radictistan wrote:I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.


"Mm-hmm."
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:51 pm

Radictistan wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:
Katganistan wrote::palm:


Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?


I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

Just get your tubes tied or whatever they call it for dudes. Then you can fuck to your heart's content.
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Postby The Adrian Empire » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:52 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
The Adrian Empire wrote:Yep, I tend to act like a kid anyways, and I'm very good at entertaining children by running into trees, my friends often tell me I already act like a dad.

I'd like to have two, preferably one girl then a boy, but I will leave that up to my future wife, since I'm not the one who will be going through hours of agony for them.

I never got that line of thinking...

You'll be suffering through 18+ years of agony too!

Yeah, but so does she plus an additional nine months and a few days of particularly worse torture, plus robots will do most of the agonizing work by then. So child-reering will all be about teaching them the right lessons, and family activities, while the robot slave does all the house cleaning. [sarcasm] Or the wife, if robots haven't advanced enough yet [/sarcasm]
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Postby Katganistan » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:52 pm

Radictistan wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:
Katganistan wrote::palm:


Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?


I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

If you're that dead set against kids, get snipped. No worries then.
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:53 pm

Drachmar wrote:Everyone who doesn't have a girlfriend is on a vow of chastity.


Yeah, it's not like staying a virgin requires will, or anything. It's a lot harder to get laid than not--sex is srs bznss.

I'm sure he'd change his mind, though, if he were offered a blow-job by a nineteen-year-old knockout.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:54 pm

Katganistan wrote:
Radictistan wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:
Katganistan wrote::palm:


Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?


I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

If you're that dead set against kids, get snipped. No worries then.

Well, it does reverse on occasion, or so I've heard.
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Postby Drachmar » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:55 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Drachmar wrote:Everyone who doesn't have a girlfriend is on a vow of chastity.


Yeah, it's not like staying a virgin requires will, or anything. It's a lot harder to get laid than not--sex is srs bznss.

I'm sure he'd change his mind, though, if he were offered a blow-job by a nineteen-year-old knockout.

Admittedly, I find that proposition very hard to turn down.

(I guess the pun was intended) :roll:

however I'd feel a lot more comfortable if that knockout was closer to my age
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Favorite quotes:

Grave_n_idle wrote:
United Marktoria wrote:Your unconscious mind is gold. my friend.

...which explains why people keep sticking shovels in your head.


Katganistan wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:I'm a monster in bed.

Women run screaming from you? ;)
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:55 pm

This is Darwin in action.
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:56 pm

Drachmar wrote:Admittedly, I find that proposition very hard to turn down.

(I guess the pun was intended) :roll:


*rubs head* Cheeseball.
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Postby Drachmar » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:56 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Drachmar wrote:Admittedly, I find that proposition very hard to turn down.

(I guess the pun was intended) :roll:


*rubs head* Cheeseball.


Close...I am a Cheesehead.
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Grave_n_idle wrote:
United Marktoria wrote:Your unconscious mind is gold. my friend.

...which explains why people keep sticking shovels in your head.


Katganistan wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:I'm a monster in bed.

Women run screaming from you? ;)
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