Kids.

by **Nova Magna Germania** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:41 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:I want kids in the future.

Although being gay I'm probably going to adopt.

"Probably"? More like "certainly", unless you really go over the edge when you drink, or you have some third-party incubator.

He needs a female (straight males need these too), a cup and a turkey baster. Or a good imagination or a morning boner (not applicable to those in monogamous relationships). Etc...

by **Katganistan** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:46 am

Drachmar wrote:
Katganistan wrote:
Drachmar wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:
Drachmar wrote:Admittedly, I find that proposition very hard to turn down.

(I guess the pun was intended)

*rubs head* Cheeseball.

Close...I am a Cheesehead.

I vacation in the Dells pretty much every summer. My fiance's family all live out there.

That's pretty cool I love the Dells, and it's a nice place to visit. I especially love a good outing at Devil's Lake. Awesome place to visit if you haven't gone there before.

Oooh, yes, I got some awesome pictures out there with the bluffs in the background, if it's where I am thinking of. And we've taken many day trips: to the Circus Museum in Baraboo, to Taliesin (the Frank Lloyd Wright museum), of course to House on the Rock, to Little Norway, to Cave of the Mounds.... in town, Tommy Bartlett's, the Dells Boat Tours, the original Ducks, the Deer Park, and some of the kitschy places on the main drag.

Funny enough what we haven't done are any of the amusement parks/water parks or HoChunk Casino.

by **Satirius** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:46 am

THE ONLY REASON KIDS EXIST IS FOR ME TO GET THEM OFF MY LAWN

by **Katganistan** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:48 am

Satirius wrote:THE ONLY REASON KIDS EXIST IS FOR ME TO GET THEM OFF MY LAWN

And cut your grass.

by **Rohov** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:50 am

Satirius wrote:THE ONLY REASON KIDS EXIST IS FOR ME TO GET THEM OFF MY LAWN

I'm sort of a kid and I've never been on your lawn.

by **Dumb Ideologies** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:59 am

Rohov wrote:
Satirius wrote:THE ONLY REASON KIDS EXIST IS FOR ME TO GET THEM OFF MY LAWN

I'm sort of a kid and I've never been on your lawn.

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by **Farwynd** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:59 am

Am a kid,by your definition.Want kids?Yes,I think they like me beause,whenever I'm ever in the supermarket or somewhere they all turn and stare at me,maybe they like me maybe they think I look funny.I feel awkward when I have to look after them.

by **Tokos** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:31 am

Sarkhaan wrote:I now have MGMT stuck in my head.

Word.

I'd rather like, about four?

by **The Parkus Empire** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:33 am

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by **Rohov** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:36 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Rohov wrote:
Satirius wrote:THE ONLY REASON KIDS EXIST IS FOR ME TO GET THEM OFF MY LAWN

I'm sort of a kid and I've never been on your lawn.

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by **Blouman Empire** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:00 am

Lenyo wrote:
Radictistan wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:
Katganistan wrote::palm:

Do you think he's trolling, or just ten?

I'm completely serious. I'm on a vow of chastity.

Abstinence pledges are idiotic. Statistically, those who participate in such pledges are more likely to impregnate/be impregnated.

Why is it idiotic?

by **Blouman Empire** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:02 am

Nova Magna Germania wrote:Yea, if I can find a great lesbian.

You could always adopt or find a surrogate.

And why a lesbian why not a straight woman?

by **Nova Magna Germania** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:58 am

Blouman Empire wrote:
Nova Magna Germania wrote:Yea, if I can find a great lesbian.

You could always adopt

I'd rather not.

Blouman Empire wrote:or find a surrogate.

Then their biological (eggs) and surrogate mothers wouldnt be their mother mother, ie: they wouldnt be involved in kids lives. Plus, I'm not sure about IVF.

Blouman Empire wrote:And why a lesbian why not a straight woman?

What if she marries to a man? That changes the whole dynamic.

by **Flameswroth** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:25 am

I like kids well enough. I think I'd like to have three; in an ideal world two boys and a girl, with the boys being oldest and youngest. I'd want them close enough in age such that one or both of the boys would be in the same school as my daughter at a given time, so I can keep an eye on the boys she's seeing/interested in/dating/etc.

by **Turanbirligi** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:05 am

i want 3 kids- all boys if possible. but knowbody can know what kid he will have so its no fatal if there is a girl, too. moreover, if we have 3 boys we may bankrupt easily as boys eat much

also it may be difficult for their mother when they are little.

by **Jordaxia** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:53 am

I don't want children, I'd be an awful parent and I just don't have the time for it. I like children, by and large, but there's a few ages that are just quite annoying. I don't understand why people seem dead set on things like 'I want a boy/girl'. I mean, what difference does it make?

by **Led Zeppelin and Cream** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:54 am

Katganistan wrote:
Satirius wrote:THE ONLY REASON KIDS EXIST IS FOR ME TO GET THEM OFF MY LAWN

And cut your grass.

And change your diaper during your aging years.

by **Picklepoo** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:58 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:

Thats a good one. :lol:

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:59 am

Jordaxia wrote:I don't want children, I'd be an awful parent and I just don't have the time for it. I like children, by and large, but there's a few ages that are just quite annoying. I don't understand why people seem dead set on things like 'I want a boy/girl'. I mean, what difference does it make?

plenty.

by **Jordaxia** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:02 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Jordaxia wrote:I don't want children, I'd be an awful parent and I just don't have the time for it. I like children, by and large, but there's a few ages that are just quite annoying. I don't understand why people seem dead set on things like 'I want a boy/girl'. I mean, what difference does it make?

plenty.

Like....

by **Arkinesia** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:04 am

Sometimes, I wonder how I ever grew out of being a child. When I talk to kids anymore it seems like they're so damn ignorant, and I have no idea as to how I stopped being that way, because I know I used to be that way.

I don't really like kids but that will probably change once I have…er…helped…bring one into the world on possibly both ends of the timeline…

I know that's how it was for one of my friends. Once he and his wife had a son, his perspective on kids changed pretty drastically.

Should I be married and having kids, I would want to stop at around 3, to be quite honest. My family had two kids and that worked well, any more than three and there's a storm a-brewin'. That said there are rather enticing reasons for more than three that I don't imagine need mentioning.

by **North Wiedna** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:05 am

Jordaxia wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Jordaxia wrote:I don't want children, I'd be an awful parent and I just don't have the time for it. I like children, by and large, but there's a few ages that are just quite annoying. I don't understand why people seem dead set on things like 'I want a boy/girl'. I mean, what difference does it make?

plenty.

Like....

Some men don't want to deal with Auntie Flo two times a month.

by **Achalya Santis** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:05 am

I'd love to settle in and have a family.

I would love to have a little couple (a boy and a girl), but I would also be open to twins (male or female).

by **The High Lizzleness** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:05 am

Jordaxia wrote:I don't want children, I'd be an awful parent and I just don't have the time for it. I like children, by and large, but there's a few ages that are just quite annoying. I don't understand why people seem dead set on things like 'I want a boy/girl'. I mean, what difference does it make?

I dunno. If I end up wanting any, I'll be happy with anything that I get. Well, I want them to be healthy, of course.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:10 am

Jordaxia wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Jordaxia wrote:I don't want children, I'd be an awful parent and I just don't have the time for it. I like children, by and large, but there's a few ages that are just quite annoying. I don't understand why people seem dead set on things like 'I want a boy/girl'. I mean, what difference does it make?

plenty.

Like....

Current research suggests different life experiences for men and women. For example a girl is more likely to graduate college, get raped, etc.

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