GOP Primary Megathread III: Third Time's A Charm

[Major-Tom]

Support is the wrong word, I just think I'll vote for him simply because I'm afraid of letting Arizona swing blue. Maybe it's selfish, but I don't want to waste a vote so to speak.

Cruz and Trump were, after all, some of my last choices in the primary. That, and Huckabee etc, but they don't count.

I'd be very surprised if Arizona went blue.

Ditto. I guess I'll risk it, I'd rather vote for my principles, my principles being more libertarian. So, I'll probably vote Johnson, unless the polls are neck and neck in October, in which case I might just bite the bullet.

[Northern Davincia]

I'd be very surprised if Arizona went blue.

Ditto. I guess I'll risk it, I'd rather vote for my principles, my principles being more libertarian. So, I'll probably vote Johnson, unless the polls are neck and neck in October, in which case I might just bite the bullet.

The problem is that in 2016 the bullet is currently passing through all of our skulls.

[New Jerzylvania]

Ditto. I guess I'll risk it, I'd rather vote for my principles, my principles being more libertarian. So, I'll probably vote Johnson, unless the polls are neck and neck in October, in which case I might just bite the bullet.

The problem is that in 2016 the bullet is currently passing through all of our skulls.

See Zapruder film for literal results. Maybe take some figurative cover instead with the Libertarians.

[Camicon]

Ditto. I guess I'll risk it, I'd rather vote for my principles, my principles being more libertarian. So, I'll probably vote Johnson, unless the polls are neck and neck in October, in which case I might just bite the bullet.

The problem is that in 2016 the bullet is currently passing through all of our skulls.

It's like that one scene in Deadpool, but way less cool and way more terrifying.

[Northern Davincia]

The problem is that in 2016 the bullet is currently passing through all of our skulls.

It's like that one scene in Deadpool, but way less cool and way more terrifying.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

It's like that one scene in Deadpool, but way less cool and way more terrifying.

Unrealistic, Roosevelt would be suplexing bears with his hands tied behind his back.

[New Jerzylvania]

Unrealistic, Roosevelt would be suplexing bears with his hands tied behind his back.

Using his teeth.

[New Jerzylvania]

"Crazy Trump U" ~ (apologies to Heart)

We may still have time
We might still get by
Every time I think about ISIS I want to cry
With the bombs and the terror
And Mexicans coming
Nowhere to breathe easy...no time to be young
But I tell myself that he's tweeting all night
There's nothing left to do tonight but go crazy on Trump U
Crazy Trump U! Lemme go crazy, crazy Trump U! Yeah!

My love's his evening tweet with a new spin
The gentle sweet singing of Trump in the wind
The tweeting that calls, after you in the night
And kisses your ear in the early light
You don't need to wonder, he's doing fine
And I love ...when he just whines
Let me go crazy on Trump
Crazy on Trump U! Lemme go crazy, crazy on Trump U! Yeah!

Wild man's world is crying in pain
What you gonna do the GOP's gone insane
So a fraud's his fortune, he's got Trump U
What's he gonna do?

Ahhhhh ...ahhhh ...ahhh ...ahh!
Crazy on Trump U, crazy Trump U,
Lemme go crazy, crazy on Trump U
Yeah!

I was Trudeau last night in my dreams
Trump built a wall on the border it seemed
I sang him the song that i made up above
And Trump keeps me alive with his tweets showing love
Yeah! Crazy, crazy on Trump U,
Let me go crazy, crazy Trump U
Ohhh! Oh yeah!
Lemme go crazy, crazy Trump U
Yeah!

Ahhhhh ...ahhhh ...ahhh ...ahh!
Crazy! Trump U, crazy Trump U,
Lemme go crazy, crazy Trump U
Oh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWkvge-ejUQ

[Parti Ouvrier]

Were I a Republican, I'd probably be missing Jeb. Rubio wasn't ready in my estimation. Sure Jeb never seemed to want the job, but he wouldn't be a train wreck.

I don't miss him all too much, he was a mediocre governor and a mediocre statesman who had his life handed to him on a silver platter. Rubio, meh, I'd have voted for him. I'm glad Cruz is gone, though, really, he was the worst of all 17 candidates. I mean, it's not just his inane religious right policies, it's the fact that hes desperate for power, he's a little weasel.

I miss Rand, I was down with him. I had disagreements with him, but if I voted for him, it would have been a happy vote, not a vote where I need a barfbag.

I think Ron Paul would agree with you.
http://www.ronpaullibertyreport.com/arc ... ious-about
http://www.ronpaullibertyreport.com/arc ... support-no

[New Jerzylvania]

"Smells Like Trump Spirit" ~ Apologies to Nirvana

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's Trump's to lose and to pretend
Bitch's overboard and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hell no, hello, hell no, how low? [x3]
Hello, hell no, hello!

Trump's lights out, he's so dangerous
Donald's here now, entertain us
I feel stupid and outrageous
Donny's here now, entertain us
A Mexicano
An albino
A burrito
My negrito
Yeah, hey, yay

I'm worst and when I lie best
And for this grift I feel blessed
Trump's little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hell no, hello, hell no, how low? [x3]
Hello, hell no, hello!

Trump's lights out, he's so dangerous
Donald's here now, entertain us
I feel stupid and outrageous
Donny's here now, entertain us
A Mexicano
An albino
A burrito
My negrito
Yeah, hey, yay

Yeah, hey, yay

And I forget just who I Face
Oh yeah, she's there across the aisle
I pound her hard, she's hard defined
Oh well, whatever, never mind

Hell no, hello, hell no, how low? [x3]
Hello, hell no, hello!

Trump's lights out, he's so dangerous
Donald's here now, entertain us
I feel stupid and outrageous
Donny's here now, entertain us
A Mexicano
An albino
A burrito
My negrito
Yeah, hey, yay

A denial! [x9]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

[Parti Ouvrier]

Unsurprisingly, Trump screws the working class.
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2016/ ... l-dispute/
http://www.aflcio.org/Blog/Political-Ac ... ork-States

[Ethel mermania]

"Smells Like Trump Spirit" ~ Apologies to Nirvana

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's Trump's to lose and to pretend
Bitch's overboard and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hell no, hello, hell no, how low? [x3]
Hello, hell no, hello!

Trump's lights out, he's so dangerous
Donald's here now, entertain us
I feel stupid and outrageous
Donny's here now, entertain us
A Mexicano
An albino
A burrito
My negrito
Yeah, hey, yay

I'm worst and when I lie best
And for this grift I feel blessed
Trump's little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hell no, hello, hell no, how low? [x3]
Hello, hell no, hello!

Trump's lights out, he's so dangerous
Donald's here now, entertain us
I feel stupid and outrageous
Donny's here now, entertain us
A Mexicano
An albino
A burrito
My negrito
Yeah, hey, yay

Yeah, hey, yay

And I forget just who I Face
Oh yeah, she's there across the aisle
I pound her hard, she's hard defined
Oh well, whatever, never mind

Hell no, hello, hell no, how low? [x3]
Hello, hell no, hello!

Trump's lights out, he's so dangerous
Donald's here now, entertain us
I feel stupid and outrageous
Donny's here now, entertain us
A Mexicano
An albino
A burrito
My negrito
Yeah, hey, yay

A denial! [x9]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Now I want a burrito and a mojito

[Parti Ouvrier]

Oh, Alex Jones supports Trump, how embarrassing.

[New Jerzylvania]

Oh, Alex Jones supports Trump, how embarrassing.

For whom? Alex Jones?

[New Jerzylvania]

"Smells Like Trump Spirit" ~ Apologies to Nirvana

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's Trump's to lose and to pretend
Bitch's overboard and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hell no, hello, hell no, how low? [x3]
Hello, hell no, hello!

Trump's lights out, he's so dangerous
Donald's here now, entertain us
I feel stupid and outrageous
Donny's here now, entertain us
A Mexicano
An albino
A burrito
My negrito
Yeah, hey, yay

I'm worst and when I lie best
And for this grift I feel blessed
Trump's little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hell no, hello, hell no, how low? [x3]
Hello, hell no, hello!

Trump's lights out, he's so dangerous
Donald's here now, entertain us
I feel stupid and outrageous
Donny's here now, entertain us
A Mexicano
An albino
A burrito
My negrito
Yeah, hey, yay

Yeah, hey, yay

And I forget just who I Face
Oh yeah, she's there across the aisle
I pound her hard, she's hard defined
Oh well, whatever, never mind

Hell no, hello, hell no, how low? [x3]
Hello, hell no, hello!

Trump's lights out, he's so dangerous
Donald's here now, entertain us
I feel stupid and outrageous
Donny's here now, entertain us
A Mexicano
An albino
A burrito
My negrito
Yeah, hey, yay

A denial! [x9]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Now I want a burrito and a mojito

I'll have a mojito too, if you will.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Oh, Alex Jones supports Trump, how embarrassing.

He's been on his side (hard) for months.

He's what Glenn Beck was for Cruz IMO. All that "great messiah" shit all over again.

[Idzequitch]

Donald Trump has revoked the Washington Post's press credentials, calling the Post "phony and dishonest" and their coverage of his campaign "incredibly inaccurate."

[Khadgar]

Donald Trump has revoked the Washington Post's press credentials, calling the Post "phony and dishonest" and their coverage of his campaign "incredibly inaccurate."

In a strange turn of events they've been added to my list of news outlets to check several times daily.

[New Jerzylvania]

Bloomberg Poll:

Hillary 49%
Trump 37%
Johnson 9%

http://assets.bwbx.io/documents/users/i ... tTBR0ug/v0

[Corrian]

Bloomberg Poll:

Hillary 49%
Trump 37%
Johnson 9%

http://assets.bwbx.io/documents/users/i ... tTBR0ug/v0

Kinda felt he would tank after Hillary was officially the nominee.

Sorry Sanders fans (And I am one), your "She can't beat Trump" is slowly being proven to be false.

Well, if general election polls are worth a shit.

[The Alexanderians]

Bloomberg Poll:

Hillary 49%
Trump 37%
Johnson 9%

http://assets.bwbx.io/documents/users/i ... tTBR0ug/v0

Kinda felt he would tank after Hillary was officially the nominee.

Sorry Sanders fans (And I am one), your "She can't beat Trump" is slowly being proven to be false.

Well, if general election polls are worth a shit.

So glad though that it's looking to be an election with two republican candidates.

[Freefall11111]

For the five of you on the planet wondering what the DC primary looks like for the GOP, Rubio won with 37% and Kasich came second with 35%.

[MERIZoC]

It seems Trump has birthday.

ewewewewewew

[New Jerzylvania]

For the five of you on the planet wondering what the DC primary looks like for the GOP, Rubio won with 37% and Kasich came second with 35%.

I guess DC isn't broken after all.

[Myrensis]

Bloomberg Poll:

Hillary 49%
Trump 37%
Johnson 9%

http://assets.bwbx.io/documents/users/i ... tTBR0ug/v0

Kinda felt he would tank after Hillary was officially the nominee.

Sorry Sanders fans (And I am one), your "She can't beat Trump" is slowly being proven to be false.

Well, if general election polls are worth a shit.

They won't really start getting useful until after the conventions...but if Trump continues flailing around whining about the media and trying to bs his way through foreign policy questions with incoherent tough guy talk that doesn't actually address anything, we can hope that it will be a continuing trend.

So far his advisors and campaign staff who keep insisting that he's going to run a more disciplined and responsible campaign don't seem to be having much luck reigning him in.