GOP Primary Megathread III: Third Time's A Charm

[Northern Davincia]

Alas, if only such wonderful dreams could come true.

What Ryan? He can't leg go of the Rand footies.

Mine are still pretty comfortable.

[New Jerzylvania]

"Donald Trump Just Wants To Ruin The World" ~ (apologies to Tears for Fears)

Welcome to Trump's life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
He will find you

Acting on his worst behavior
Turns his back on mother nature
Donald Trump just wants to ruin the world

It's his own design
He has no remorse
He alone decides
Money matters most

Of freedom and his pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Donald Trump just wants to ruin the world

There's a room where the light won't find you
Cuffing wrists while the wall is constructed
When they do I'll be right behind you

So sad Trump’s all just Bullshit
So sad he just can't stop it
Donald Trump just wants to ruin the world

I can't stand his lame decisions
Elected with a lack of vision
Donald Trump just wants to ruin the world
I say we never never never never need him
Racist headlines why deny it ?
Donald Trump just wants to ruin the world

End of your freedom and pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Donald Trump just wants to ruin the world

Actual song: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20x5b ... s-to_music

[The Liberated Territories]

I miss Cruz.

[Major-Tom]

I miss Cruz.

Listen to one of his speeches and then tell me you miss that voice and punchable face.

[Khadgar]

I miss Cruz.

Listen to one of his speeches and then tell me you miss that voice and punchable face.

Were I a Republican, I'd probably be missing Jeb. Rubio wasn't ready in my estimation. Sure Jeb never seemed to want the job, but he wouldn't be a train wreck.

[Major-Tom]

Listen to one of his speeches and then tell me you miss that voice and punchable face.

Were I a Republican, I'd probably be missing Jeb. Rubio wasn't ready in my estimation. Sure Jeb never seemed to want the job, but he wouldn't be a train wreck.

I don't miss him all too much, he was a mediocre governor and a mediocre statesman who had his life handed to him on a silver platter. Rubio, meh, I'd have voted for him. I'm glad Cruz is gone, though, really, he was the worst of all 17 candidates. I mean, it's not just his inane religious right policies, it's the fact that hes desperate for power, he's a little weasel.

I miss Rand, I was down with him. I had disagreements with him, but if I voted for him, it would have been a happy vote, not a vote where I need a barfbag.

[Geilinor]

I miss Cruz.

Listen to one of his speeches and then tell me you miss that voice and punchable face.

Yeah, I hate Cruz too. He sounded just as extreme as Trump sometimes.

[The Liberated Territories]

I miss Cruz.

Listen to one of his speeches and then tell me you miss that voice and punchable face.

Well of course, you support Trump. I mean, Cruz had a terrible foreign policy, but at least he never rarely contradicted himself and payed lip service to the constitution.

[New Jerzylvania]

I miss Cruz.

I bet Trump does.

He was easy pickings compared to the high power firing line he's facing now.

[Gauthier]

I miss Cruz.

I bet Trump does.

He was easy pickings compared to the high power firing line he's facing now.

Elizabeth "Pocohontas" Warren has already taken a huge chunk of his scalp... not that the orange wirebasket provided any real obstacle to her.

[New Jerzylvania]

I bet Trump does.

He was easy pickings compared to the high power firing line he's facing now.

Elizabeth "Pocohontas" Warren has already taken a huge chunk of his scalp... not that the orange wirebasket provided any real obstacle to her.

There's short hairs still available.

[Northern Davincia]

I bet Trump does.

He was easy pickings compared to the high power firing line he's facing now.

Elizabeth "Pocohontas" Warren has already taken a huge chunk of his scalp... not that the orange wirebasket provided any real obstacle to her.

Best for everyone not to touch the Donald's hairdo. It's a parasitic organism that continuously feeds on the brain of the host.

[New Jerzylvania]

Elizabeth "Pocohontas" Warren has already taken a huge chunk of his scalp... not that the orange wirebasket provided any real obstacle to her.

Best for everyone not to touch the Donald's hairdo. It's a parasitic organism that continuously feeds on the brain of the host.

Your telling us?

[Major-Tom]

Listen to one of his speeches and then tell me you miss that voice and punchable face.

Well of course, you support Trump. I mean, Cruz had a terrible foreign policy, but at least he never rarely contradicted himself and payed lip service to the constitution.

Support is the wrong word, I just think I'll vote for him simply because I'm afraid of letting Arizona swing blue. Maybe it's selfish, but I don't want to waste a vote so to speak.

Cruz and Trump were, after all, some of my last choices in the primary. That, and Huckabee etc, but they don't count.

[Northern Davincia]

Well of course, you support Trump. I mean, Cruz had a terrible foreign policy, but at least he never rarely contradicted himself and payed lip service to the constitution.

Support is the wrong word, I just think I'll vote for him simply because I'm afraid of letting Arizona swing blue. Maybe it's selfish, but I don't want to waste a vote so to speak.

Cruz and Trump were, after all, some of my last choices in the primary. That, and Huckabee etc, but they don't count.

I'd be very surprised if Arizona went blue.

[New Jerzylvania]

"Sympathy For The Donald” ~ Apologies to The Rolling Stones

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's cash and faith

And I was 'round when Jebbie Bush
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure low energy
Trashed his brand and sealed his fate

Pleased to tweet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around New York City
When I saw it was a time to cash in
Built my place with gangster friends
Got tax breaks that are evil sins

I think I’m swank
Got loans from the bank
When the housing crash raged
And the market tanked

Pleased to tweet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While Foxy media queen
Bled from every place
Oh! the points I made

I shouted out,
"Who died in Bengazi?”
When after all
It was Hillary

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for Cruz and Rubio
Who got beat before they had their say

Pleased to tweet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to tweet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every rich man's a criminal
And all the Dem's are saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Donald Trump

And I'm in need of some restraint
So if you tweet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll tweet your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to tweet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me Hillary, can ya guess my name

Tell me Hillary, what's my name
I tell you each time, you're to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who

Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's my name
Tell me, Bernie, what's my name

Tell me, Pocohontas, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who

Oh, yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3GaiaIDa0E

[Walgreens]

I'd be very surprised if Arizona went blue.

If we go blue then hell must've frozen over. Absolutely not.

[Geilinor]

I'd be very surprised if Arizona went blue.

If we go blue then hell must've frozen over. Absolutely not.

Hell has frozen over - Donald Trump is the Republican nominee. Who could have predicted that last summer? Not even Donald Trump.

[Walgreens]

Hell has frozen over - Donald Trump is the Republican nominee. Who could have predicted that last summer? Not even Donald Trump.

Well I, as well as many Arizonians, have supported him since the beginning. He's always been the GOP's best bet.

[Ashmoria]

I'd be very surprised if Arizona went blue.

If we go blue then hell must've frozen over. Absolutely not.

what if this trump thing spurs on Hispanic Arizonans to vote in record numbers...to double their vote maybe?

[Geilinor]

Romney only won Georgia by less than 300,000 votes in 2012. That could easily be lost if Trump does something to totally piss off black voters. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_(U.S._state)#Elections

[Walgreens]

what if this trump thing spurs on Hispanic Arizonans to vote in record numbers...to double their vote maybe?

You mean the 20% of Hispanic Arizonians that are actually legal? Good luck to them, it ain't happening.

[Ashmoria]

what if this trump thing spurs on Hispanic Arizonans to vote in record numbers...to double their vote maybe?

You mean the 20% of Hispanic Arizonians that are actually legal? Good luck to them, it ain't happening.

I thought Hispanic Arizonan made up 30% of the potential electorate. they have dismal voting rates so I don't see why it couldn't move the democratic vote over the top if they got registered and actually voted against Donald trump.

[Arkinesia]

Romney only won Georgia by less than 300,000 votes in 2012. That could easily be lost if Trump does something to totally piss off black voters. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_(U.S._state)#Elections

My own map keeps Georgia red—tentatively. It's a state that was already promising to go swing in 2020 or 2024—Trump could easily accelerate this trend if the significant Hispanic minority in the state decides to register and vote.

[Novus America]

Elizabeth "Pocohontas" Warren has already taken a huge chunk of his scalp... not that the orange wirebasket provided any real obstacle to her.

Best for everyone not to touch the Donald's hairdo. It's a parasitic organism that continuously feeds on the brain of the host.

Why has it not starved to death then? Not much there to feed on.