GOP Primary Megathread III: Third Time's A Charm

[Liriena]

It's an important consideration for the job he's going for.



Indeed, and your solution is to appoint a corrupt millionaire to police the corrupt millionaires?

Would you rather have the dog or the guy who's pulling the leash?

"Who would you rather enforce drug laws? Corrupt police officers, or the drug lords who bribe them?"

[Washington Resistance Army]

It's an important consideration for the job he's going for.



Indeed, and your solution is to appoint a corrupt millionaire to police the corrupt millionaires?

Would you rather have the dog or the guy who's pulling the leash?

Neither obviously, Gary Johnson 2016.

[Liriena]

Would you rather have the dog or the guy who's pulling the leash?

Neither obviously, Gary Johnson 2016.

Or Jill Stein, if you're feeling particularly tree-hug-ish.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Neither obviously, Gary Johnson 2016.

Or Jill Stein, if you're feeling particularly tree-hug-ish.

She's a tad too crazy for my tastes, but a vote that isn't for Trump or Hillary is still a good vote as far as I'm concerned.

[Farnhamia]

Neither obviously, Gary Johnson 2016.

Or Jill Stein, if you're feeling particularly tree-hug-ish.

So basically the weird couple down the block that you hope you don't run into when you're walking your dog because it'll be half an hour, 45 minutes before you can politely disengage. Right.

[Arkinesia]

Or Jill Stein, if you're feeling particularly tree-hug-ish.

So basically the weird couple down the block that you hope you don't run into when you're walking your dog because it'll be half an hour, 45 minutes before you can politely disengage. Right.

Weird as it may seem, Jill Stein is not the crazy one who's run on the Green ticket. At least, not as crazy as Cynthia McKinney. Here's her twitter feed. I don't recall exactly when she gave up her seat in the House, I think it might have been because of her running in 2008 for President. The man who replaced her? Hank Johnson, the representative who was concerned the island of Guam would, and I quote, “tip over and capsize” because it had a lot of US personnel on it.

[Liriena]

Or Jill Stein, if you're feeling particularly tree-hug-ish.

So basically the weird couple down the block that you hope you don't run into when you're walking your dog because it'll be half an hour, 45 minutes before you can politely disengage. Right.

Hey, it's either that, or picking between that brilliant but utterly uninspiring math teacher and the racist uncle who ruins every Thanksgiving with his rants about the "good old days" and fills your inbox with Obama hoaxes,

[Washington Resistance Army]

So basically the weird couple down the block that you hope you don't run into when you're walking your dog because it'll be half an hour, 45 minutes before you can politely disengage. Right.

Weird as it may seem, Jill Stein is not the crazy one who's run on the Green ticket. At least, not as crazy as Cynthia McKinney. Here's her twitter feed. I don't recall exactly when she gave up her seat in the House, I think it might have been because of her running in 2008 for President. The man who replaced her? Hank Johnson, the representative who was concerned the island of Guam would, and I quote, “tip over and capsize” because it had a lot of US personnel on it.

Holy shit some of the things on that Twitter feed

[Corrian]

Or Jill Stein, if you're feeling particularly tree-hug-ish.

So basically the weird couple down the block that you hope you don't run into when you're walking your dog because it'll be half an hour, 45 minutes before you can politely disengage. Right.

I'm a treehugger and I prefer solitude, not talking for that long, thank you

*Says that and talks for hours with his neighbor now on occasion*

[Liriena]

So basically the weird couple down the block that you hope you don't run into when you're walking your dog because it'll be half an hour, 45 minutes before you can politely disengage. Right.

Weird as it may seem, Jill Stein is not the crazy one who's run on the Green ticket. At least, not as crazy as Cynthia McKinney. Here's her twitter feed. I don't recall exactly when she gave up her seat in the House, I think it might have been because of her running in 2008 for President. The man who replaced her? Hank Johnson, the representative who was concerned the island of Guam would, and I quote, “tip over and capsize” because it had a lot of US personnel on it.

Glad to hear the GOP does not have a monopoly on hilarious congressional shenanigans.

[Corrian]

Weird as it may seem, Jill Stein is not the crazy one who's run on the Green ticket. At least, not as crazy as Cynthia McKinney. Here's her twitter feed. I don't recall exactly when she gave up her seat in the House, I think it might have been because of her running in 2008 for President. The man who replaced her? Hank Johnson, the representative who was concerned the island of Guam would, and I quote, “tip over and capsize” because it had a lot of US personnel on it.

Well...that was...interesting.

[Gauthier]

I'm not concerned with his attempts at reform of the corrupt campaign finance system (something worthy of being fixed, incidentally) - if he actually does try to do so.

I'm concerned with a man who has no self-control and reacts instinctively to criticism by lashing back as commander in chief of the strongest military on earth.

That's really overstated. I don't think you get from silly Twitter posts to putting your finger on a the nuclear launch button.

And all those people who said he was going to be a flash in the pan again were dead wrong. Care to wager nuclear retaliation and replacing Best Korea as global pariah on that?

[Grave_n_idle]

It's an important consideration for the job he's going for.



Indeed, and your solution is to appoint a corrupt millionaire to police the corrupt millionaires?

Would you rather have the dog or the guy who's pulling the leash?

No.

[Lost heros]

Again, Trump has shown himself incapable of weathering criticism without lashing back reactively and instinctively without thinking about the actual results of his reaction.

And he will have access to nuclear weapons.

That's really the worst thing you can come up with? You don't like how he handles criticism? We have a nation where the rich basically rule our politicians. All of our problems can be tied in some way to this fundamental fact. We're going to be hampered until we solve the corrupt campaign finance system. And only Trump is in a capacity to do this.

And suggesting he would fire a nuclear weapon is silly.

The solution to the rich controlling our politicians is to cut out the middle man and just have the rich as our politicians?

You know that's some damn good logic. There's absolutely no better logic in the world. Except maybe Donald's logic. He has good logic. The best logic.

[Galloism]

That's really the worst thing you can come up with? You don't like how he handles criticism? We have a nation where the rich basically rule our politicians. All of our problems can be tied in some way to this fundamental fact. We're going to be hampered until we solve the corrupt campaign finance system. And only Trump is in a capacity to do this.

And suggesting he would fire a nuclear weapon is silly.

The solution to the rich controlling our politicians is to cut out the middle man and just have the rich as our politicians?

You know that's some damn good logic. There's absolutely no better logic in the world. Except maybe Donald's logic. He has good logic. The best logic.

His logic is yuuuuuuuge.

Like his penis.

[Eol Sha]

That's really the worst thing you can come up with? You don't like how he handles criticism? We have a nation where the rich basically rule our politicians. All of our problems can be tied in some way to this fundamental fact. We're going to be hampered until we solve the corrupt campaign finance system. And only Trump is in a capacity to do this.

And suggesting he would fire a nuclear weapon is silly.

The solution to the rich controlling our politicians is to cut out the middle man and just have the rich as our politicians?

You know that's some damn good logic. There's absolutely no better logic in the world. Except maybe Donald's logic. He has good logic. The best logic.

Most congressmen are quite wealthy already and most of the senators are millionaires.

[Myrensis]

That's really the worst thing you can come up with? You don't like how he handles criticism? We have a nation where the rich basically rule our politicians. All of our problems can be tied in some way to this fundamental fact. We're going to be hampered until we solve the corrupt campaign finance system. And only Trump is in a capacity to do this.

And suggesting he would fire a nuclear weapon is silly.

The solution to the rich controlling our politicians is to cut out the middle man and just have the rich as our politicians?

You know that's some damn good logic. There's absolutely no better logic in the world. Except maybe Donald's logic. He has good logic. The best logic.

It is kind of astonishing actually. Trump constantly brags about being exactly the type of rich self-serving bastard who manipulates the government, the law, and the courts, bribing, bullying, and whining his way into getting everything he wants at the expense of anyone and everyone else that they claim to hate...and yet his supporters shrug it off because he promises he's going to protect them from the Mexican rapists and Chinese jerb stealers.

"Yeah! Donald is the champion of the little guy! When he constantly brags about how his wealth makes him smarter and better than everyone else, and then promises to tear down the system his wealth and influence is built on, he means it!! Not like those corrupt establishment assholes who always promise to tear down the system, but we know they won't because their wealth and influence depend on it!"

[New Jerzylvania]

The solution to the rich controlling our politicians is to cut out the middle man and just have the rich as our politicians?

You know that's some damn good logic. There's absolutely no better logic in the world. Except maybe Donald's logic. He has good logic. The best logic.

His logic is yuuuuuuuge.

Like his penis.

While looking through a powerful microscope.

Help me, please, oh God.
Lord, please reach down here from heaven and pinch me on the ass to wake me up so I will realize this Bozo really isn't the GOP nominee for the President of the United States of America!!!!

[G-Tech Corporation]

His logic is yuuuuuuuge.

Like his penis.

While looking through a powerful microscope.

Help me, please, oh God.
Lord, please reach down here from heaven and pinch me on the ass to wake me up so I will realize this Bozo really isn't the GOP nominee for the President of the United States of America!!!!

I think Gallo already confirmed Trump is his joke on humanity.

That said, I washed my hands of the whole affair ages ago. I'll be writing in Karl Franz, or potentially ol Kasich.

[Corrian]

I think Gallo already confirmed Trump is his joke on humanity.

That said, I washed my hands of the whole affair ages ago. I'll be writing in Karl Franz, or potentially ol Kasich.

Vote Johnson damn it! He might get to debate with enough support, or at least get federal funding for the party.

[Gauthier]

I think Gallo already confirmed Trump is his joke on humanity.

That said, I washed my hands of the whole affair ages ago. I'll be writing in Karl Franz, or potentially ol Kasich.

Vote Johnson damn it! He might get to debate with enough support, or at least get federal funding for the party.

"Vote Libertarian so we can get campaign welfare!"

[Maurepas]

Vote Johnson damn it! He might get to debate with enough support, or at least get federal funding for the party.

"Vote Libertarian so we can get campaign welfare!"

^^^Win,

[Corrian]

"Vote Libertarian so we can get campaign welfare!"

I've already laughed at the irony in that on more than one occasion.

[The Liberated Territories]

"Vote Libertarian so we can get campaign welfare!"

I've already laughed at the irony in that on more than one occasion.

Why? The two party system bars third parties and forces them to spend loads of money simply to stay on the ballot. Campaign welfare is partial restitution for this.

[Gauthier]

I've already laughed at the irony in that on more than one occasion.

Why? The two party system bars third parties and forces them to spend loads of money simply to stay on the ballot. Campaign welfare is partial restitution for this.

A party with a platform to abolish welfare accepting welfare to get elected. That's a lot like Clarence Thomas getting into college on affirmative action then trying to shut the door behind himself.