GOP Primary Megathread III: Third Time's A Charm

[Geilinor]

What? I am used to Trump saying things that are not true, but this time I don't even know what he's trying to say.

Trumps point was that the state might actually have ample water supplies but the state improperly uses it and causes the shortage. I can't speak for how true that claim is but I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.

The state is literally dried out. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/drought/11597289/California-drought-in-pictures-US-state-running-out-of-water.html Trump must have seen it himself.

[Luminesa]

Trumps point was that the state might actually have ample water supplies but the state improperly uses it and causes the shortage. I can't speak for how true that claim is but I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.

The state is literally dried out. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/drought/11597289/California-drought-in-pictures-US-state-running-out-of-water.html Trump must have seen it himself.

That's a scary picture.

[Geilinor]

The state is literally dried out. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/drought/11597289/California-drought-in-pictures-US-state-running-out-of-water.html Trump must have seen it himself.

That's a scary picture.

Those pictures are from last year, it's improved slightly recently.

[Republican Union of America]

Boy did the media really get everything wrong about Trump. Described as a flash in the pan sideshow, and here we are. The man is going to be president.

[New Jerzylvania]

Boy did the media really get everything wrong about Trump. Described as a flash in the pan sideshow, and here we are. The man is going to be president.

President of the 21st Century GOP Nominees Losers Bad Hair Club for Men! He'll own the club but also be a client.

[Liriena]

Boy did the media really get everything wrong about Trump. Described as a flash in the pan sideshow, and here we are. The man is going to be president.

Eeeeh, don't get so cocky just yet. He still has to beat the full power of the Clinton dynasty, and he is going to have a hard time winning if he continues to alienate women and minorities.

Also, his campaign is still a terrible, terrible sideshow. Of the mostly unfunny sort.

[Gauthier]

Obama is Kenyan, California has no drought... What's going to be his next conspiracy theory?

I would love to make one up and get it onto his twitter feed so he can run with it.

Sad thing is, as long as it's plausibly constructed and damaging to the Democratic cause there's a damn good chance Trump would do Chariots of Fire with it.

[Liriena]

I would love to make one up and get it onto his twitter feed so he can run with it.

Sad thing is, as long as it's plausibly constructed and damaging to the Democratic cause there's a damn good chance Trump would do Chariots of Fire with it.

By jingo, we must do this!

[Gauthier]

Sad thing is, as long as it's plausibly constructed and damaging to the Democratic cause there's a damn good chance Trump would do Chariots of Fire with it.

By jingo, we must do this!

Hmmm... how about... Hillary has come to a reconciliation with Bill to where if she's elected President she gets to screw around with a bunch of younger men?

[Liriena]

By jingo, we must do this!

Hmmm... how about... Hillary has come to a reconciliation with Bill to where if she's elected President she gets to screw around with a bunch of younger men?

Naaaah. Not scandalous or trashy enough. It needs to the sort of bombastic, crude, baity sort of thing that Trump would fawn over, like when he shared that fake statistics about black-on-white crime. It needs to rile up his base, yo.

[USS Monitor]

I had actually forgotten about him. Brain bleach must be working.

"Since the beginning of Invictus' campaign, it has been surrounded by controversy. A letter[13] written by Invictus in 2013 came to light in which he denounced his citizenship and claimed to have plans of venturing out in the woods only to return bringing war:

"I have prophesied for years that I was born for a Great War; that if I did not witness the coming of the Second American Civil War I would begin it myself. Mark well: That day is fast coming upon you. On the New Moon of May, I shall disappear into the Wilderness. I will return bearing Revolution, or I will not return at all."
What the actual fuck did I just read?

Some people support the Libertarians' push to legalize drugs because it affects them personally.

[Robert Bork]

Donald Trump is the solution to our problems.

[The Liberated Territories]

Donald Trump is the solution to our problems.

Only if I decide if that people are horrible beings that do not need saving. But I haven't achieved that level of cynicism yet.

[Robert Bork]

Donald Trump is the solution to our problems.

Only if I decide if that people are horrible beings that do not need saving. But I haven't achieved that level of cynicism yet.

What?

[Galloism]

Only if I decide if that people are horrible beings that do not need saving. But I haven't achieved that level of cynicism yet.

What?

Essentially, it's a hell of a disease if a possible ELE is the solution.

[Robert Bork]

What?

Essentially, it's a hell of a disease if a possible ELE is the solution.

Apocalyptic pictures of Trump are no better than Apocalyptic pictures of Obama. Trump's far superior to Clinton as a candidate.

[Galloism]

Essentially, it's a hell of a disease if a possible ELE is the solution.

Apocalyptic pictures of Trump are no better than Apocalyptic pictures of Obama. Trump's far superior to Clinton as a candidate.

Again, Trump has shown himself incapable of weathering criticism without lashing back reactively and instinctively without thinking about the actual results of his reaction.

And he will have access to nuclear weapons.

[Robert Bork]

Apocalyptic pictures of Trump are no better than Apocalyptic pictures of Obama. Trump's far superior to Clinton as a candidate.

Again, Trump has shown himself incapable of weathering criticism without lashing back reactively and instinctively without thinking about the actual results of his reaction.

And he will have access to nuclear weapons.

That's really the worst thing you can come up with? You don't like how he handles criticism? We have a nation where the rich basically rule our politicians. All of our problems can be tied in some way to this fundamental fact. We're going to be hampered until we solve the corrupt campaign finance system. And only Trump is in a capacity to do this.

And suggesting he would fire a nuclear weapon is silly.

[Galloism]

Again, Trump has shown himself incapable of weathering criticism without lashing back reactively and instinctively without thinking about the actual results of his reaction.

And he will have access to nuclear weapons.

That's really the worst thing you can come up with? You don't like how he handles criticism? We have a nation where the rich basically rule our politicians. All of our problems can be tied in some way to this fundamental fact. We're going to be hampered until we solve the corrupt campaign finance system. And only Trump is in a capacity to do this.

I'm not concerned with his attempts at reform of the corrupt campaign finance system (something worthy of being fixed, incidentally) - if he actually does try to do so.

I'm concerned with a man who has no self-control and reacts instinctively to criticism by lashing back as commander in chief of the strongest military on earth.

[Robert Bork]

That's really the worst thing you can come up with? You don't like how he handles criticism? We have a nation where the rich basically rule our politicians. All of our problems can be tied in some way to this fundamental fact. We're going to be hampered until we solve the corrupt campaign finance system. And only Trump is in a capacity to do this.

I'm not concerned with his attempts at reform of the corrupt campaign finance system (something worthy of being fixed, incidentally) - if he actually does try to do so.

I'm concerned with a man who has no self-control and reacts instinctively to criticism by lashing back as commander in chief of the strongest military on earth.

That's really overstated. I don't think you get from silly Twitter posts to putting your finger on a the nuclear launch button.

[The Liberated Territories]

Well if he does, he'll be removed immediately from office.

[Corrian]

I love how we expect a rich douche billionaire to work on fixing our corrupt finance system. Totally expect him to go through with that *Sarcasm*

[The United Territories of Providence]

Donald Trump is the solution to our problems.

Some would say he probably has the...Final Solution.

[Grave_n_idle]

That's really the worst thing you can come up with? You don't like how he handles criticism?

It's an important consideration for the job he's going for.

We have a nation where the rich basically rule our politicians.

Indeed, and your solution is to appoint a corrupt millionaire to police the corrupt millionaires?

[Robert Bork]

That's really the worst thing you can come up with? You don't like how he handles criticism?

It's an important consideration for the job he's going for.

We have a nation where the rich basically rule our politicians.

Indeed, and your solution is to appoint a corrupt millionaire to police the corrupt millionaires?

Would you rather have the dog or the guy who's pulling the leash?