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Gravitational waves detected

Postby The Black Forrest » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:02 am

I am surprised this wasn't posted.

There is going to be an announcement about the detection of gravitational waves. A major part of the theory of gravity. Einstein was an alien! :p

One of the many reasons I fracken love science. Exciting times ahead!

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/10/us/gravit ... index.html
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Postby Khadgar » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:06 am

About time, I know Lawrence Krauss has been hinting about something coming.

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Postby Hydesland » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:07 am

Let's hope it's actually for real this time.

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Postby Ifreann » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:12 am

I choose to take this as a sign that we should panic and flee the waves.
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Postby Alvecia » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:25 am

I heard about this. Should be noted that they are only expected to be announced.

Take caution though, as I understand it, the lab/team/whatever where they are looking for this occasionally introduces false data into to machine, to see if anyone notices it's fake or not. There have been a couple of times where they were ready to publish before they were told that the data was faked (obviously they failed that test).

So wait until the announcement.

In other news
CNN wrote:(CNN)It could be an announcement of the utmost gravity.

CNN. I am disappoint.

Edit:
Never mind, they found them
Yay science!

Edit2: Could you change the title to gravitational. It's hurting my eyes :(
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:30 am

Alvecia wrote:Edit2: Could you change the title to gravitational. It's hurting my eyes :(


Done.
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Postby Hirota » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:31 am

Apparently it has been announced?

Edit: Alvecia beat me to it.
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Postby Alvecia » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:31 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Alvecia wrote:Edit2: Could you change the title to gravitational. It's hurting my eyes :(


Done.

Thanks :hug:

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Postby Killdash » Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:51 am

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Postby Novus America » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:13 am

The Black Forrest wrote:I am surprised this wasn't posted.

There is going to be an announcement about the detection of gravitational waves. A major part of the theory of gravity. Einstein was an alien! :p

One of the many reasons I fracken love science. Exciting times ahead!

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/10/us/gravit ... index.html


Meh. Theoretical physics does not do it for me. When they actually have some utility like tractor beams or artificial gravity or something I will be interested.
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Postby Shamhnan Insir » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:13 am

Ifreann wrote:I choose to take this as a sign that we should panic and flee the waves.

I agree.

The real announcement is actually from a xenozoological aspect. These gravitational waves are the song and calls of the unimaginably vast Cetacea cael or Void Whale. The fact that we have been able to detect the vocalisations means that they are getting closer and therefore intend on feeding on the nutritious planets in this solar system.
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Postby The Liberated Territories » Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:14 am

Good thing I don't believe in gravity unlike you atheist heathens.

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Postby Enormous Gentiles » Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:21 am

Ifreann wrote:I choose to take this as a sign that we should panic and flee the waves.


I, for one, welcome our oscillating overlords.
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Postby The United Countries of America » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:29 pm

Wow, this is some exciting news. I can't wait to see what discoveries we might find during the next couple of decades.
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Postby Ghuraba Al-Khorusani » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:36 pm

This has nothing to do with Aliens.
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Postby Fartsniffage » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:43 pm

Ghuraba Al-Khorusani wrote:This has nothing to do with Aliens.


Black holes don't just collide by themselves you know....

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Postby Shamhnan Insir » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:46 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Ghuraba Al-Khorusani wrote:This has nothing to do with Aliens.


Black holes don't just collide by themselves you know....

Still saying it's the void whales.
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Postby Ghuraba Al-Khorusani » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:47 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Ghuraba Al-Khorusani wrote:This has nothing to do with Aliens.


Black holes don't just collide by themselves you know....

Black holes have strong gravitational pulls and got too close to eachother causing this.
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Postby Risottia » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:51 pm

I wonder what happens if a gravitational wave passes through a double slit.
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Postby Khadgar » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:54 pm

Risottia wrote:I wonder what happens if a gravitational wave passes through a double slit.


The universe crashes with a divide by zero error.

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Postby Ghuraba Al-Khorusani » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:55 pm

Risottia wrote:I wonder what happens if a gravitational wave passes through a double slit.

It may disrupt it if you know what I mean.
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Postby Shamhnan Insir » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:59 pm

Khadgar wrote:
Risottia wrote:I wonder what happens if a gravitational wave passes through a double slit.


The universe crashes with a divide by zero error.

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Postby New DeCapito » Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:03 pm

Risottia wrote:I wonder what happens if a gravitational wave passes through a double slit.

Easy. The experimenter floats into space, obviously.
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Postby Cymrea » Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:03 pm

Shamhnan Insir wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Black holes don't just collide by themselves you know....

Still saying it's the void whales.

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Postby Khadgar » Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:04 pm

Shamhnan Insir wrote:
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The universe crashes with a divide by zero error.

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The screen just goes blue and reads NAN.

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