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Eye cunt spelly so guud, says English child

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Y cunt Anglish shildren nut spell so gud?

Too much tea and biscuits
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Damn Foreign Immigrants and non-indigenous
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25%
U WAT M8, EMPIAH 5ever, Save the Queer!
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33%
At least we're not Belgian or Welsh.
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Total votes : 12

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Ralkovian Grand Island
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Eye cunt spelly so guud, says English child

Postby Ralkovian Grand Island » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:26 pm

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/young-people-e ... cd-1540711

Young people in England are the most illiterate in the developed world with many students graduating with only a basic grasp of English and maths, an in-depth analysis by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development has found.

The OECD report rated English teenagers aged 16 to 19 the worst of 23 developed nations in literacy and 22nd of 23 in numeracy. In contrast, pensioners or those close to retirement were among the highest-ranked of their age group.

England had nine million people of working age with low literacy or numeracy skills, it said.

The number of low-skilled people aged 16 to 19 was three times higher than in top-performing countries such as Finland, Japan, Korea and the Netherlands. South Korea came top of the list for literacy — assessed by the ability to read and answer questions on a text — and numeracy.

The report, based on 2012 data, said although half a million students had started degrees last autumn, money would be better spent cutting the number of undergraduates and investing in basic education.

About one in five young university graduates could manage basic tasks, but struggled with more complex problems. The report concluded: "University teaching gives limited attention to low levels of literacy and numeracy. Graduates with low basic skills gain modest returns from their qualifications and will often not be able to repay their student debts. England has a large university system relative to a poorly skilled pool of potential entrants."

The study concluded that 7% of 20 to 34-year-old graduates in England have numeracy skills below level two, while 3.4% have literacy skills below this level. This means that they struggle to estimate how much petrol is left in a tank from looking at the gauge, or have difficulty understanding instructions on an aspirin bottle.

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It seems that our brothers across the Ocean have the lowest literacy rate in the developed World. Perhaps if they spent less time drinking tea and making child sacrifices to the Queen; and converted to superior American English, they'd be able to speak better. What with America's removal of the inferior and decadent letter U from our words and our simple and superior names for things like elevators, it should be no wonder that the average English child can't figure out how much "Gasoline" is left in a tank or struggle with Aspirin bottles. Altogether, I'm thoroughly disappointed in the UK, which should lead the anglosphere. Once again, America will have to pick up the Englishman's slack just like we did in WWI and WWII. Don't worry, we'll also help import superior American culture to fight against these chav's that you seem to be having problems with.

All hail America, better than the UK. Especially better than Wales.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk.

Estainia: The countless genocides...So many countless genocides.


Old Tyrannia wrote:You've never met Ralk before, have you? Ralk doesn't have friends.
He only respects the strong, and preys on the weak.
He might act polite and smile all the time, but always remember...
The day will come when you'll wake up to find him looming over your bed,
knife in hand, and he'll still be smiling.

Constaniana wrote:Ralk is evil incarnate, shouldn't you know this by now?

Seriong wrote:Ralk isn't a troll, he's just despicable.

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Fartsniffage
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Postby Fartsniffage » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:29 pm


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Ralkovian Grand Island
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Postby Ralkovian Grand Island » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:30 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=367181


But mines better M8.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk.

Estainia: The countless genocides...So many countless genocides.


Old Tyrannia wrote:You've never met Ralk before, have you? Ralk doesn't have friends.
He only respects the strong, and preys on the weak.
He might act polite and smile all the time, but always remember...
The day will come when you'll wake up to find him looming over your bed,
knife in hand, and he'll still be smiling.

Constaniana wrote:Ralk is evil incarnate, shouldn't you know this by now?

Seriong wrote:Ralk isn't a troll, he's just despicable.

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Alyakia
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Postby Alyakia » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:33 pm

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=367181


But mines better M8.


you have made an OP comprised of nothing but bad jokes, its only value being in that the final joke was on you
pro: good
anti: bad

The UK and EU are Better Together

"Margaret Thatcher showed the world that women are not too soft or the weaker sex, and can be as heartless, horrible, and amoral as any male politician."

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Ralkovian Grand Island
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Postby Ralkovian Grand Island » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:35 pm

Alyakia wrote:
Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
But mines better M8.


you have made an OP comprised of nothing but bad jokes, its only value being in that the final joke was on you


Oi I finally figured out why you're grammar has always been so confusing, mate. It was your education system.
Last edited by Ralkovian Grand Island on Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk.

Estainia: The countless genocides...So many countless genocides.


Old Tyrannia wrote:You've never met Ralk before, have you? Ralk doesn't have friends.
He only respects the strong, and preys on the weak.
He might act polite and smile all the time, but always remember...
The day will come when you'll wake up to find him looming over your bed,
knife in hand, and he'll still be smiling.

Constaniana wrote:Ralk is evil incarnate, shouldn't you know this by now?

Seriong wrote:Ralk isn't a troll, he's just despicable.

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Fartsniffage
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Postby Fartsniffage » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:36 pm

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
Alyakia wrote:
you have made an OP comprised of nothing but bad jokes, its only value being in that the final joke was on you


Oi I finally figured out why you're grammar has always been so confusing, mate. It was your education system.


Enjoying the irony.....

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Alyakia
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Postby Alyakia » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:37 pm

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
Alyakia wrote:
you have made an OP comprised of nothing but bad jokes, its only value being in that the final joke was on you


Oi I finally figured out why you're grammar has always been so confusing, mate. It was your education system.


i'm not english m8

you've been around long enough to know the deep alyakia lore
pro: good
anti: bad

The UK and EU are Better Together

"Margaret Thatcher showed the world that women are not too soft or the weaker sex, and can be as heartless, horrible, and amoral as any male politician."

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Ralkovian Grand Island
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Postby Ralkovian Grand Island » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:40 pm

Alyakia wrote:
Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
Oi I finally figured out why you're grammar has always been so confusing, mate. It was your education system.


i'm not english m8

you've been around long enough to know the deep alyakia lore


Actually, I really don't.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk.

Estainia: The countless genocides...So many countless genocides.


Old Tyrannia wrote:You've never met Ralk before, have you? Ralk doesn't have friends.
He only respects the strong, and preys on the weak.
He might act polite and smile all the time, but always remember...
The day will come when you'll wake up to find him looming over your bed,
knife in hand, and he'll still be smiling.

Constaniana wrote:Ralk is evil incarnate, shouldn't you know this by now?

Seriong wrote:Ralk isn't a troll, he's just despicable.

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Cetacea
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Postby Cetacea » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:41 pm

Alyakia wrote:
Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
But mines better M8.


you have made an OP comprised of nothing but bad jokes, its only value being in that the final joke was on you


I for one thought it was suitably droll

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Ralkovian Grand Island
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Postby Ralkovian Grand Island » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:43 pm

Cetacea wrote:
Alyakia wrote:
you have made an OP comprised of nothing but bad jokes, its only value being in that the final joke was on you


I for one thought it was suitably droll


Quite so. Had to keep it understandable.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk.

Estainia: The countless genocides...So many countless genocides.


Old Tyrannia wrote:You've never met Ralk before, have you? Ralk doesn't have friends.
He only respects the strong, and preys on the weak.
He might act polite and smile all the time, but always remember...
The day will come when you'll wake up to find him looming over your bed,
knife in hand, and he'll still be smiling.

Constaniana wrote:Ralk is evil incarnate, shouldn't you know this by now?

Seriong wrote:Ralk isn't a troll, he's just despicable.

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Fartsniffage
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Fartsniffage » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:49 pm

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
Cetacea wrote:
I for one thought it was suitably droll


Quite so. Had to keep it understandable.


One chance, you sure this is the direction you want to go with this?

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Ralkovian Grand Island
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Postby Ralkovian Grand Island » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:50 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
Quite so. Had to keep it understandable.


One chance, you sure this is the direction you want to go with this?


Well, I concede someone beat me to posting the article. So at this point I'm waiting for the thread to be locked.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk.

Estainia: The countless genocides...So many countless genocides.


Old Tyrannia wrote:You've never met Ralk before, have you? Ralk doesn't have friends.
He only respects the strong, and preys on the weak.
He might act polite and smile all the time, but always remember...
The day will come when you'll wake up to find him looming over your bed,
knife in hand, and he'll still be smiling.

Constaniana wrote:Ralk is evil incarnate, shouldn't you know this by now?

Seriong wrote:Ralk isn't a troll, he's just despicable.

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Fartsniffage
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Founded: Dec 19, 2005
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Fartsniffage » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:52 pm

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
One chance, you sure this is the direction you want to go with this?


Well, I concede someone beat me to posting the article. So at this point I'm waiting for the thread to be locked.


I think it might be merged. Especially after I link to this.

Something about this article seemed off so I've just looked up the study it was all based on. Page 179 might interest you....
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Postby The Hobbesian Metaphysician » Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:29 pm

Ignoring the bad jokes I suggest you get surgery to remove your eye cunt. It doesn't belong there at all.
I am just going to lay it out here, I am going to be very blunt.

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Cetacea
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Postby Cetacea » Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:40 pm

The Hobbesian Metaphysician wrote:Ignoring the bad jokes I suggest you get surgery to remove your eye cunt. It doesn't belong there at all.


it gives a whole new meaning to pink eye

"don't rub it or it will spread!"
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