Bogdanov Vishniac wrote:Kubra wrote: I recall the ambassador to the Byzantines from the holy Roman empire saying something along the lines of "omg this food is the worst please get me out of here"
It's best to serve em up what they want, in both contexts
Yep.Liutprand of Cremona, ambassador to the Byzantines for Otto II, Holy Roman Emperor wrote:Liutprand bishop of the holy church of Cremona desires, wishes and prays that the Ottos, the unconquerable emperors of the Romans,-and the most glorious Adelaide flourish, prosper and be triumphant.
Why it was that you did not receive my former letters or my envoy the following explanation will make clear. On the day before the Nones of June (June 4) we came to Constantinople, and there, as a mark of disrespect to yourselves, being shamefully received, we were harshly and shamefully treated. We were shut up in a palace large enough, indeed, but uncovered, neither keeping out the cold nor warding off the heat. Armed soldiers were made to stand guard who were to prevent all of my companions from going out and all others from coming in. This dwelling, into which we alone who were shut up could pass, was so far removed from the palace that our breath was taken away when we walked there - we did not ride. To add to our calamity the Greek wine, on account of being mixed with pitch, resin, and plaster was to us undrinkable- The house itself was without water, nor could we even for money buy water to still our thirst. To this great torment was added another torment - our warden namely, who cared for our daily support. If one were to look for his like, not earth. but perhaps hell, would furnish it; for he, like an inundating torrent, poured forth on us whatever calamity, whatever plunder, whatever expense, whatever torment, whatever misery he could invent.- Nor among a hundred and twenty days did a single one pass without bringing us groaning and grief.
The whinging goes on for another 30 pages after that.
If he was such a whiny pussy, he should not have become ambassador to a foreign country in the first place. If I would have been Byzantine emperor, I would have kicked this joker's sorry ass all the way back to Aachen.





