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Andaluciae wrote:As a side note, you do realize that Hoxha condemned Kim il Sung...right?

Yes. However il Sung is worth reading. Unlike Trotsky; being a revisionist lapdog of the west and symbol of pot smoking college students that think "OOOOH how countercultural it is to be a ISO member. Lets go practice entryism and disrupt serious revolutionary precedings with our revisionist babble!".

As for the accusation of "being a parody nation" I have been a member of the KFA for two years and I am looking forward to participating on a trip next year. I plan on running as a APL candidate in North Dakota in 2012.

Conserative Morality wrote:

Izistan wrote:Albania was under constant threat by agents of western imperialism that sought to restore Zog as monarch. Every attempt to do this failed utterly, due to no small part by Hoxha's foresight.

He was also a heavy smoker, smoking about 150 cigarettes a day.

Jesus Christ! The man probably fueled the Albanian tobacco industry himself! That man was a national economic resource!

That's a ridiculous number of cigarettes.

Did he inhale a whole one in one breath, spit out the filter, jam another one in there and light that and start again?

Izistan wrote:

Andaluciae wrote:He gets mad props for boosting the global bunker market by his targeted purchases of roughly 750,000 concrete bunkers--for a country of roughly 3 million people.

Seriously, Clark?

Albania was under constant threat by agents of western imperialism that sought to restore Zog as monarch. Every attempt to do this failed utterly, due to no small part by Hoxha's foresight.

He have wise intelligence to build 1 pillbox for every 2 people in Albania. Impenetrable defense system secured it from foreign imperialism at the hands of both capitalist NATO and decadent revisionist USSR.

Izistan wrote:It was Enver Hoxha who first saw the USSR's descent into the fallacy of state-capitalism, and who broke away from the Dengist abomination of China. The Albanian Party of Labor established the purest socialist society next to the Juche concept of Kim il-Sung.

Enver Hoxha, friend of the oppressed, architect of the revolution, and greatest human being.

We will always remember you.

Oh, we'll remember him alright:

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/swjp ... ny-Fremont

Now go play with your other little playmates in the commie sandbox.

Izistan wrote:First of all this is hardly a so called "working society".

Really? Has America somehow devolved into a Road Warrior-esque post-apocalyptic wasteland since I looked out the window fifteen minutes ago? Are there roving gangs of loincloth-wearing bikers/bondage enthusiasts sporting mohawks and using second-hand sporting equipment? Am I going to have to break out the last of the V-8 Interceptors? I mean, I do live out in the woods, so I might have missed it. And I just ordered a pizza too, damnit, now what am I going to eat?

Izistan wrote: Second, is that supposed to be some kind of veiled insult? Because it failed.
Utterly.

I'm going to go ahead and refer you to the First Law of Comedy found directly below.

Linker Niederrhein wrote:ITT: After years of idiots debating the most retarded issues imaginable, NSG's now incapable of spotting trolls.

Says the Danish 'social democrat'.

Neu Mitanni wrote:Oh, we'll remember him alright:

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/swjp ... ny-Fremont

Now go play with your other little playmates in the commie sandbox.

Sandboxes are a decadent by-product of Capitalist Imperialism, Comrade Mitanni!

Izistan wrote:

Linker Niederrhein wrote:ITT: After years of idiots debating the most retarded issues imaginable, NSG's now incapable of spotting trolls.

Says the Danish 'social democrat'.

The vikings will return, and they'll hoist the red flag.

Just wait and see.

Heinleinites wrote:Really? Has America somehow devolved into a Road Warrior-esque post-apocalyptic wasteland since I looked out the window fifteen minutes ago? Are there roving gangs of loincloth-wearing bikers/bondage enthusiasts sporting mohawks and using second-hand sporting equipment? Am I going to have to break out the last of the V-8 Interceptors? I mean, I do live out in the woods, so I might have missed it. And I just ordered a pizza too, damnit, now what am I going to eat?

THE RAW FLESH OF YOUR ENEMIES!

On the up side, I'm sure that your skills will be highly valued in this new world. I'd love a pair of human shoes.

Conserative Morality wrote:

Neu Mitanni wrote:Oh, we'll remember him alright:

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/swjp ... ny-Fremont

Now go play with your other little playmates in the commie sandbox.

Sandboxes are a decadent by-product of Capitalist Imperialism, Comrade Mitanni!

Capitalism: good

Communism: bad

Hoxha: dead, buried and burning in Hell

Right next to Kim Il-sung.

Burn, baby, burn.

Heinleinites wrote:I am desperately in need of tampons and Johnson's No Cry baby shampoo.

Libertarians fail at trolling. Go back to mises.org and talk about the evils of the federal reserve with your fellow miscreants.

Neu Mitanni wrote:Capitalism: good

Communism: bad

Hoxha: dead, buried and burning in Hell

Right next to Kim Il-sung.

Burn, baby, burn.

Hoxha is buried in North Korea?

Conserative Morality wrote:

Neu Mitanni wrote:Capitalism: good

Communism: bad

Hoxha: dead, buried and burning in Hell

Right next to Kim Il-sung.

Burn, baby, burn.

Hoxha is buried in North Korea?

No, just burning in Hell. There's a whole section of Hell reserved for Communist dictators.

Izistan wrote:Libertarians fail at trolling. Go back to mises.org and talk about the evils of the federal reserve with your fellow miscreants.

I see you've been using my highly effective deodorant, 'Reality-B-Gone'!

Conserative Morality wrote:

Neu Mitanni wrote:Capitalism: good

Communism: bad

Hoxha: dead, buried and burning in Hell

Right next to Kim Il-sung.

Burn, baby, burn.

Hoxha is buried in North Korea?

He never died. His spirit treads the sky with the other great marxist-leninist thinkers.

Neu Mitanni wrote:No, just burning in Hell. There's a whole section of Hell reserved for Communist dictators.

You say that as if there's a difference between hell and North Korea.

Well, other than the fact that hell's supreme ruler, while obviously evil, can argued to be at least competent.

Conserative Morality wrote:

Izistan wrote:Libertarians fail at trolling. Go back to mises.org and talk about the evils of the federal reserve with your fellow miscreants.

I see you've been using my highly effective deodorant, 'Reality-B-Gone'!

Izistan wrote:He never died. His spirit treads the sky with the other great marxist-leninist thinkers.

He's in a plane? Zombie Commies in a Plane? I feel as if this should be a movie.

Izistan wrote:

Conserative Morality wrote:

Neu Mitanni wrote:Capitalism: good

Communism: bad

Hoxha: dead, buried and burning in Hell

Right next to Kim Il-sung.

Burn, baby, burn.

Hoxha is buried in North Korea?

He never died. His spirit treads the sky with the other great marxist-leninist thinkers.

Yeah, and while they're up there, they look down at the Korean peninsula at night, and compare and contrast the city lights below and above the 38th parallel.

Conserative Morality wrote:

Izistan wrote:He never died. His spirit treads the sky with the other great marxist-leninist thinkers.

He's in a plane? Zombie Commies in a Plane? I feel as if this should be a movie.

If you want to troll go to the Mugabe thread. This is a serious thread in honor of a great man.

Conserative Morality wrote:

Izistan wrote:He never died. His spirit treads the sky with the other great marxist-leninist thinkers.

He's in a plane? Zombie Commies in a Plane? I feel as if this should be a movie.

Zombie Commies Deleted!

Izistan wrote:

Conserative Morality wrote:

Izistan wrote:He never died. His spirit treads the sky with the other great marxist-leninist thinkers.

He's in a plane? Zombie Commies in a Plane? I feel as if this should be a movie.

If you want to troll go to the Mugabe thread. This is a serious thread in honor of a great man.

Just speaking truth to power, comrade.

And there is nothing at all serious about this thread. Or the KFA, for that matter.

I was starting to think that this thread was SRSBIZNUS, but then this happened,

The same sources that would have you believe the DRPK is a dictatorship.

And then I was like,

Izistan wrote:If you want to troll go to the Mugabe thread. This is a serious thread in honor of a great man.

Since body, mind, and soul are one and the same in my belief, then his death was either faked, or he's currently a zombie. Take your pick.

Neu Mitanni wrote:And there is nothing at all serious about this thread. Or the KFA, for that matter.