Do You Want A Yandere Girlfriend?

[Jochistan]

I don't think it'd be all that bad. The thing is, I think it'd be hard for a yandere to actually upset me. Chances are I'd get them upset through not doing what they say. With enough luck, I could even use their obsession to my advantage like getting them pregnant, taking the children, and then leaving them high and dry if they're simply too troublesome to keep being around.

That's upsetting.

[Italios]

It'd be worse if I left the children with a yandere mother. At least I want to raise them. If I'd like children but a yandere is obsessed enough with me to let me do so, this is a happy accident to take advantage of. A golden opportunity doesn't present itself that often.

To abandon a woman who's madly in love with you after having kids with her? That's a golden opurtunity?

We like to call that fool's gold. While it may seem like a wonderful opportunity to have the kids, take 'em, and run, the yandere would eventually come back to bite you in the ass (figuratively) anyway.

[Jochistan]

But yeah. I would like to keep my friends. And, theres the possibility that I might get mutilated if I say or do the wrong thing.

[The Serbian Empire]

Are you talking about people like me? No, that's not why I'm transitioning. I want to be a woman. Not for fat overweight otaku.

It didn't sound like it was anything to do with you specifically. It was just a humorous comparison of otaku to certain natural scenarios in which life, uh, finds a way.

I was taking this a bit too... uh, literally about my origins as MtF.

[Kanaria]

This. This post has made realise I'm the not the biggest bastard on ns

It'd be worse if I left the children with a yandere mother. At least I want to raise them. If I'd like children but a yandere is obsessed enough with me to let me do so, this is a happy accident to take advantage of. A golden opportunity doesn't present itself that often.

If you abandon a yandere woman, she will do her best to track you down and kill you.
Not sure if she'll go La Llorona and kill the kiddies and herself too, but can't wager that not happening.

[Imperializt Russia]

It'd be worse if I left the children with a yandere mother. At least I want to raise them. If I'd like children but a yandere is obsessed enough with me to let me do so, this is a happy accident to take advantage of. A golden opportunity doesn't present itself that often.

If you abandon a yandere woman, she will do her best to track you down and kill you.
Not sure if she'll go La Llorona and kill the kiddies and herself too, but can't wager that not happening.

hawt

[Dahon]

It'd be worse if I left the children with a yandere mother. At least I want to raise them. If I'd like children but a yandere is obsessed enough with me to let me do so, this is a happy accident to take advantage of. A golden opportunity doesn't present itself that often.

If you abandon a yandere woman, she will do her best to track you down and kill you.
Not sure if she'll go La Llorona and kill the kiddies and herself too, but can't wager that not happening.

So, Medea, only with Jason deader than dead?

[Islamic Republic e Jariri]

It'd be worse if I left the children with a yandere mother. At least I want to raise them. If I'd like children but a yandere is obsessed enough with me to let me do so, this is a happy accident to take advantage of. A golden opportunity doesn't present itself that often.

If you abandon a yandere woman, she will do her best to track you down and kill you.
Not sure if she'll go La Llorona and kill the kiddies and herself too, but can't wager that not happening.

Indeed, if reading that Vultasian Yandere Survival Guide has taught me anything, its that its a very, very bad idea to cross a Yandere and think you can get away with it mentally and physically intact.

[Saiwania]

To abandon a woman who's madly in love with you after having kids with her? That's a golden opurtunity?

I wouldn't have to abandon if a yandere isn't too difficult, but all too often they are. I could be doing nothing wrong but because they're so obsessed, I could get accused of cheating even when I'm not and the arguments only get worse from there. But yeah, I'm not actually afraid of yanderes.

[The Serbian Empire]

Just CTE as far as I'm aware.

Ah. Time takes so many people away...I guess NS reflects reality more than I thought.

Others like myself are stuck fast until the site dies or I die, whichever comes first. How else do I have over 48K posts?

[Internationalist Bastard]

To abandon a woman who's madly in love with you after having kids with her? That's a golden opurtunity?

I wouldn't have to abandon if a yandere isn't too difficult, but all too often they are. I could be doing nothing wrong but because they're so obsessed, I could get accused of cheating even when I'm not and the arguments only get worse from there. But yeah, I'm not actually afraid of yanderes.

You say that now

[Jetan]

Ah. Time takes so many people away...I guess NS reflects reality more than I thought.

Others like myself are stuck fast until the site dies or I die, whichever comes first. How else do I have over 48K posts?

Clearly you're a disciple of Nana.

[Kanaria]

If you abandon a yandere woman, she will do her best to track you down and kill you.
Not sure if she'll go La Llorona and kill the kiddies and herself too, but can't wager that not happening.

So, Medea, only with Jason deader than dead?

Pretty much, yeah.

Ah. Time takes so many people away...I guess NS reflects reality more than I thought.

Others like myself are stuck fast until the site dies or I die, whichever comes first. How else do I have over 48K posts?

You are definitely a trooper, and this site's equivalent of the coelacanth.

If you abandon a yandere woman, she will do her best to track you down and kill you.
Not sure if she'll go La Llorona and kill the kiddies and herself too, but can't wager that not happening.

Indeed, if reading that Vultasian Yandere Survival Guide has taught me anything, its that its a very, very bad idea to cross a Yandere and think you can get away with it mentally and physically intact.

Henceforth leading me only to consider the idea of dating one as a theory that would only end with knives in my guts or worse.

If you abandon a yandere woman, she will do her best to track you down and kill you.
Not sure if she'll go La Llorona and kill the kiddies and herself too, but can't wager that not happening.

hawt

Only the mentally ill and the masochist could think so, anyway.

[Diopolis]

No. That kind of stress should be someone else's problem- preferably a psychiatrist's.

[Saiwania]

I won't live forever anyways, so with my current life- go big or go home, right? If I find a White yandere, I'm so in for as long as I can manage to keep it going. If I can't I'll just have to keep running.

[Imperializt Russia]

hawt

Only the mentally ill and the masochist could think so, anyway.

Call me a whore.

[Islamic Republic e Jariri]

Still, there's a certain level of allure, perhaps an aura of danger can under some context be considered attractive.

No, I think Yanderes are pleasing on the surface, however realistically a Tsundere would probably be a better option, as much as I dislike the overused trope of tsunderes. But what about Kuuderes I wonder...

Still none of them have that 'spice factor' that Yanderes probably have.

No, on second thought I think people find their unusually high level of personal devotion to be attractive, coupled with their cute looks.

[Dahon]

I won't live forever anyways, so with my current life- go big or go home, right? If I find a White yandere, I'm so in for as long as I can manage to keep it going.

A "white" yandere? What about a "black" one? Or a "red" one? Or a "yellow" one? What if you can't attract a "white" yandere, only one of those other three?

Choose not to pollute the "white" gene pool?

[Kanaria]

I won't live forever anyways, so with my current life- go big or go home, right? If I find a White yandere, I'm so in for as long as I can manage to keep it going. If I can't I'll just have to keep running.

Live and let live, I guess.

Only the mentally ill and the masochist could think so, anyway.

Call me a whore.

Whoops...

[The Serbian Empire]

Others like myself are stuck fast until the site dies or I die, whichever comes first. How else do I have over 48K posts?

You are definitely a trooper, and this site's equivalent of the coelacanth.

There's been longer duration higher yield posters than me, but it only makes more similar to the pelican which hasn't changed in 30 million years. But that's a whole different matter than yanderes.

[Republic of the Cristo]

You ask me if I want a women who will be ever obedient to me... Who will carry out my every whim at my mere suggestion?... Who will eliminate my enemies without remorse?... Who will carry out my plans for greater domination against my fellow man, who will follow my every command as the mindless slave that all humanity will become. Who will be the model for the future man, a super man! A race of immortals controlled absolutely by me their creator, their GOD!

nah im cool

[Kanaria]

You are definitely a trooper, and this site's equivalent of the coelacanth.

There's been longer duration higher yield posters than me, but it only makes more similar to the pelican which hasn't changed in 30 million years. But that's a whole different matter than yanderes.

I suppose so, yeah.
And back on to the yandere...
I was initially attracted to Anna because of the hawt and the idea that somehow I could cure her of her madness. Then reality started to kick back in, and I decided it was best to leave that to the psychs, and not to me.

[Islamic Republic e Jariri]

You ask me if I want a women who will be ever obedient to me... Who will carry out my every whim at my mere suggestion?... Who will eliminate my enemies without remorse?... Who will carry out my plans for greater domination against my fellow man, who will follow my every command as the mindless slave that all humanity will become. Who will be the model for the future man, a super man! A race of immortals controlled absolutely by me their creator, their GOD!

nah im cool

I'm starting to think Yanderes are something most people eventually grow out of as they get older and mature.

[The Serbian Empire]

There's been longer duration higher yield posters than me, but it only makes more similar to the pelican which hasn't changed in 30 million years. But that's a whole different matter than yanderes.

I suppose so, yeah.
And back on to the yandere...
I was initially attracted to Anna because of the hawt and the idea that somehow I could cure her of her madness. Then reality started to kick back in, and I decided it was best to leave that to the psychs, and not to me.

She's pretty... both aesthetically and crazy. Myself, the problem with yanderes is that I'm already viewed by some as crazy enough as it is. To add a crazed GF? That's like adding gasoline to a fire.

[Kanaria]

You ask me if I want a women who will be ever obedient to me... Who will carry out my every whim at my mere suggestion?... Who will eliminate my enemies without remorse?... Who will carry out my plans for greater domination against my fellow man, who will follow my every command as the mindless slave that all humanity will become. Who will be the model for the future man, a super man! A race of immortals controlled absolutely by me their creator, their GOD!

nah im cool

A world full of yandere... may the gods help us all.

You ask me if I want a women who will be ever obedient to me... Who will carry out my every whim at my mere suggestion?... Who will eliminate my enemies without remorse?... Who will carry out my plans for greater domination against my fellow man, who will follow my every command as the mindless slave that all humanity will become. Who will be the model for the future man, a super man! A race of immortals controlled absolutely by me their creator, their GOD!

nah im cool

I'm starting to think Yanderes is something most people eventually grow out of as they get older and mature.

Maybe so.