TET: Chicks Dig Giant Robots

[The Serbian Empire]

Argentinians will be the only ones to survive a nuclear apocalypse.

How do you know?

There's no reason to nuke the place unless one's name is Margaret Thatcher and Australia is far away.

[The United Colonies of Earth]

How do you know that? Seen a map of nuke fallout or something?

The Beebs did some test using something the government made during the Cold War

Ah, I see.
Given you live in England you're not likely to survive anywhere you are...too many big juicy cities for the Soviet-Russky meganukes to turn to glowing* ash.



*It only glows because it's so hot. Ionizing radiation rarely glows, and when it does it ain't green, mutherfucker.

[Val Halla]

Argentinians will be the only ones to survive a nuclear apocalypse.

Buenos Aires being the last city standing.

I'm moving to Punta Del Este

Wait that's Uruguay

[Camelza]

Argentinians will be the only ones to survive a nuclear apocalypse.

How do you know?

Upon the great bombing all Argentinians will simultaneously start dancing Tango and through the concentrated magical passion sparked by the dance a great pink shield will be created and cover all of Argentina.

[Val Halla]

The Beebs did some test using something the government made during the Cold War

Ah, I see.
Given you live in England you're not likely to survive anywhere you are...too many big juicy cities for the Soviet-Russky meganukes to turn to glowing* ash.



*It only glows because it's so hot. Ionizing radiation rarely glows, and when it does it ain't green, mutherfucker.

Apparently I died because of seeing some phone and it traumatised me

Idk what that means

Anyway I survived a day so woo

[The Serbian Empire]

Buenos Aires being the last city standing.

I'm moving to Punta Del Este

Wait that's Uruguay

Paraguay is best guay!

[Val Halla]

How do you know?

Upon the great bombing all Argentinians will simultaneously start dancing Tango and through the concentrated magical passion sparked by the dance a great pink shield will be created and cover all of Argentina.

Really? I'm in

I'm moving to Punta Del Este

Wait that's Uruguay

Paraguay is best guay!

Callie es guay

[Camelza]

...insomnia builds character! Self-control! Cute racoon eyes!
But yeah, I should have ridiculous superhero-muscles by now...

A Hercules of some kind, even.

The sleepless, back-aching kind.

I'm moving to Punta Del Este

Wait that's Uruguay

Paraguay is best guay!

No Guay!

[The United Colonies of Earth]

Ah, I see.
Given you live in England you're not likely to survive anywhere you are...too many big juicy cities for the Soviet-Russky meganukes to turn to glowing* ash.



*It only glows because it's so hot. Ionizing radiation rarely glows, and when it does it ain't green, mutherfucker.

Apparently I died because of seeing some phone and it traumatised me

Idk what that means

Anyway I survived a day so woo

Hopefully it won't be that sucky IRL. Anyway I found this, so I'll be testing it out.

[The United Colonies of Earth]

Apparently I died because of seeing some phone and it traumatised me

Idk what that means

Anyway I survived a day so woo

Hopefully it won't be that sucky IRL. Anyway I found this, so I'll be testing it out.

I survived all four days. But my friend died...a lot of people died. Thank fucking god the Government came through when it did.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

A Hercules of some kind, even.

The sleepless, back-aching kind.

Paraguay is best guay!

No Guay!

''Guay'' makes me nostalgic and homesick.

[Camelza]

Upon the great bombing all Argentinians will simultaneously start dancing Tango and through the concentrated magical passion sparked by the dance a great pink shield will be created and cover all of Argentina.

Really? I'm in

Good, after the dance there'll be Mate and free wine for all.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

I do not appreciate that Camelza!

[Costa Fierro]

What's it like to have coffee with Blatt?

Annoying, because I hate coffee. Hate the smell of it and dislike the majority of people that drink it.

Yes, I know, as in this summer you're having will probably be mild.

Mild is like, cooler than average. This is hot.

Oh. I forgot. I imagined Texas because the Rio Grande valley got a high of something in the 90s in the past week. As for El Nino, he's fleeing from California for the time being at least and it's getting cold up here again.
And a sheltered location in proximity to the sea...
Wellington?

Well I'd expect the Rio Grande to be hot since it's like desert...isn't it? Also, Wellington is very close but not quite. Go directly west onto the South Island and you've hit it.

As for "sheltered", any Wellingtonian will tell you when a southerly rolls through that "sheltered" is something they wish they had.

[Camelza]

I do not appreciate that Camelza!

Oh snap!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Unleashing the inner wino! It's Seagrams Wild Berry Escapes for me!

[Camelza]

The sleepless, back-aching kind.

No Guay!

''Guay'' makes me nostalgic and homesick.

You should pay the old country a visit I think...

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

''Guay'' makes me nostalgic and homesick.

You should pay the old country a visit I think...

I did almost a year ago. Still, missing home. Not ''guay'' (cool) at all.

[The United Colonies of Earth]

What's it like to have coffee with Blatt?

Annoying, because I hate coffee. Hate the smell of it and dislike the majority of people that drink it.

Yes, I know, as in this summer you're having will probably be mild.

Mild is like, cooler than average. This is hot.

Oh. I forgot. I imagined Texas because the Rio Grande valley got a high of something in the 90s in the past week. As for El Nino, he's fleeing from California for the time being at least and it's getting cold up here again.
And a sheltered location in proximity to the sea...
Wellington?

Well I'd expect the Rio Grande to be hot since it's like desert...isn't it? Also, Wellington is very close but not quite. Go directly west onto the South Island and you've hit it.

As for "sheltered", any Wellingtonian will tell you when a southerly rolls through that "sheltered" is something they wish they had.

Being on a bay that opens up right to the south must suck, I'm sure.
I followed your instructions and Google Maps showed me these villages in the fjords and Blenheim was a bit to the south. The Rio Grande valley is in a semiarid region and yeah, it does get hot there. It's just that that part of Texas usually keeps the heat in winter when Florida doesn't.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I swear to God, I didn't expect this Friday would be this stressful.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I swear to God, I didn't expect this Friday would be this stressful.

You need a nice glass of wine and a comedy.

[Val Halla]

I swear to God, I didn't expect this Friday would be this stressful.

It's Saturday.

[Nariterrr]

I swear to God, I didn't expect this Friday would be this stressful.

Take a deep, deep breath.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I swear to God, I didn't expect this Friday would be this stressful.

You need a nice glass of wine and a comedy.

Wine would come really well with dinner

Haven't eaten anything but a pack of cookies all day.

[Lansuo]

I swear to God, I didn't expect this Friday would be this stressful.

It's Saturday.

sweaty, im sure it is a friday

sweaty : ) : ) : )