Militia Cleanup: Did you say take away their kids?

[The Corparation]

All four of them have been federally indicted.

They could make a good case that they're just peaceful protesters.

Not likely. Peaceful protesters don't threaten violence. And last I checked screaming first amendment will not get you out of being busted for stealing a government vehicle.

[New confederate ramenia]

They could make a good case that they're just peaceful protesters.

just peaceful protesters.

peaceful

Did they shoot someone?

[Neo Phoenicia]

Pedro saved the day, crisis averted

[The Corparation]

conspiracy to impede federal officers through intimidation, threats or force.

What were the federal officers doing that they impeded?

Managing the wildlife refuge.

[Giovenith]

"David outsmarted the FBI, he's a genius!"

MWAHAHAHA, IT WAS ALL PART OF OUR PLAN TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR DEMANDS AND TURN OURSELVES IN, STUPID FBI!

That sounds like a Team Rocket plan.

Team Rocket were 50x the efficient planners these people are.

[Grenartia]

I don't think being able to speak "delusional" counts as a positive in a Congressional campaign.

*Looks to GOP presidential campaigns and HoR members*

You sure about that?

Ammon Bundy will be Trump's runningmate.

[Napkiraly]

I love how they think just because we're listening to them means we support them. Like, helloooooo.... I am federal property.

I imagined you saying this like Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Monitor the Sunken...Boat.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I don't think being able to speak "delusional" counts as a positive in a Congressional campaign.

*Looks to GOP presidential campaigns and HoR members*

You sure about that?

*cries* you're right.

[Ratateague]

They could make a good case that they're just peaceful protesters.

just peaceful protesters.

peaceful

Only the dead may know peace from this etc etc

[Alyakia]

Did they shoot someone?

nah all they've done is threaten to shoot people, have a bunch of people that have shot people before and had one member almost kill an officer running a roadblock and probably reaching for a gun PEACEFUL PROTEST

[The Corparation]

That sounds like a Team Rocket plan.

Team Rocket were 50x the efficient planners these people are.

TEAM BUNDY'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN!!!!! *

[New confederate ramenia]

Did they shoot someone?

nah all they've done is threaten to shoot people, have a bunch of people that have shot people before and had one member almost kill an officer running a roadblock and probably reaching for a gun PEACEFUL PROTEST

So they haven't actually killed anyone yet.

[USS Monitor]

conspiracy to impede federal officers through intimidation, threats or force.

What were the federal officers doing that they impeded?

Managing the archaeological sites and local wildlife.

[Grenartia]

Did they shoot someone?

They occupied a federal building while armed. That's not peaceful.

[Neo Phoenicia]

nah all they've done is threaten to shoot people, have a bunch of people that have shot people before and had one member almost kill an officer running a roadblock and probably reaching for a gun PEACEFUL PROTEST

So they haven't actually killed anyone yet.

Yes but murder isn't the only crime punishable under federal law

[Napkiraly]

nah all they've done is threaten to shoot people, have a bunch of people that have shot people before and had one member almost kill an officer running a roadblock and probably reaching for a gun PEACEFUL PROTEST

So they haven't actually killed anyone yet.

I'd say taking over federal property is a crime itself.

[Giovenith]

Oh god, they're going to sing...

[New confederate ramenia]

Did they shoot someone?

They occupied a federal building while armed. That's not peaceful.

If they occupied it while unarmed would it be peaceful?

[Alyakia]

let me just make this 100% clear to you. we all know a fact that if there were a bunch of muslims with guns taking over a federal building screaming about how allah is on their side, they are ready to die and threatening to kill any cops that try to arrest them as they set up sniper posts you would laugh your ass off at anyone that tried to argue they were peaceful. everyone sees what you are doing and no one buys it. you yourself probably know as well, so please stop wasting our time with this crap. they all going to jail for a series of what i like to call "really obvious crimes".

[Alyakia]

They occupied a federal building while armed. That's not peaceful.

If they occupied it while unarmed would it be peaceful?

p.s. it being peaceful does not make it not illegal. hope this helps.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

They occupied a federal building while armed. That's not peaceful.

If they occupied it while unarmed would it be peaceful?

No. Trespassing Federal Property is actually illegal no matter how you try to slice it.

[The Corparation]

They occupied a federal building while armed. That's not peaceful.

If they occupied it while unarmed would it be peaceful?

Maybe. Depends on how they did it.

[Giovenith]

They occupied a federal building while armed. That's not peaceful.

If they occupied it while unarmed would it be peaceful?

Nope.

[USS Monitor]

I love how they think just because we're listening to them means we support them. Like, helloooooo.... I am federal property.

I imagined you saying this like Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Monitor the Sunken...Boat.

That's awesome. Achmed is hilarious.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

conspiracy to impede federal officers through intimidation, threats or force.

What were the federal officers doing that they impeded?

Trying to go to work? Maintain a National Wildlife Refuge? Arrest them for illegally occupying said refuge?

Did they shoot someone?

No, they only threatened to shoot anyone who tried to remove/arrest them.

So they haven't actually killed anyone yet.

You don;t have to kill someone to enter into an armed standoff with SWAT/Federal Agents.