Militia Cleanup: Did you say take away their kids?

[New confederate ramenia]

They seem to think that once they've disarmed and are meeting with Fiori and the FBI, the FBI won't cuff them and take them in right there, regardless of any promises.

I'd be a bit concerned if they do that though- hell, even if one of them tries to pull something, the nuts behind these guys are going to call foul and say the FBI broke their promise.

"The Livestream will protect us" and I'm worried to some degree, it might.

Why would the FBI cuff them? Did they do anything illegal?

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

It's over? Seriously?

Damn. What made them do it?

They don;t think they're going to prison. They think that Fiore, the Reverand, and Cliven will meet them at the checkpoint and keep them safe, when they turn themselves in in the morning.

I will say, their plan to surrender in the morning will probably protect them through the night, unless they pull something funky like trying to run.

[Giovenith]

There'll be lots of snax in prison don't worry

I once heard of an instance where a prison riot almost occurred because the cafeteria stopped providing honey buns. It was so bad, they brought honey buns back.


A prison riot over snacks did a better job at fighting for their cause than the Bundy militia.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

They seem to think that once they've disarmed and are meeting with Fiori and the FBI, the FBI won't cuff them and take them in right there, regardless of any promises.

I'd be a bit concerned if they do that though- hell, even if one of them tries to pull something, the nuts behind these guys are going to call foul and say the FBI broke their promise.

"The Livestream will protect us" and I'm worried to some degree, it might.

Why would the FBI cuff them? Did they do anything illegal?

All four of them have been federally indicted.

[Napkiraly]

At least Fiore can speak their own language.

I'm awaiting her Congressional campaign.

[Alyakia]

They seem to think that once they've disarmed and are meeting with Fiori and the FBI, the FBI won't cuff them and take them in right there, regardless of any promises.

I'd be a bit concerned if they do that though- hell, even if one of them tries to pull something, the nuts behind these guys are going to call foul and say the FBI broke their promise.

"The Livestream will protect us" and I'm worried to some degree, it might.

Why would the FBI cuff them? Did they do anything illegal?

are you fucking serious

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Why would the FBI cuff them? Did they do anything illegal?

All four of them have been federally indicted.

https://www.flashalertnewswire.net/imag ... sealed.pdf

Unsealed Indictment visible here

[Grenartia]

Why would the FBI cuff them? Did they do anything illegal?

All four of them have been federally indicted.

I think that was a rhetorical question, given their insistence that they haven't done anything illegal.

[Ratateague]

There'll be lots of snax in prison don't worry

I once heard of an instance where a prison riot almost occurred because the cafeteria stopped providing honey buns. It was so bad, they brought honey buns back.

Never underestimate the love for honeybuns. I learned this very quick in Job Corps (which is halfway like prison anyway).

[Napkiraly]

Bless them, they're supporting Leo's Oscar campaign.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

At least Fiore can speak their own language.

I'm awaiting her Congressional campaign.

I don't think being able to speak "delusional" counts as a positive in a Congressional campaign.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

"Remember that movie Catch me if you can? That's exactly what happened!"

oh, so now they're roguish protagonists?

[The Corparation]

They seem to think that once they've disarmed and are meeting with Fiori and the FBI, the FBI won't cuff them and take them in right there, regardless of any promises.

I'd be a bit concerned if they do that though- hell, even if one of them tries to pull something, the nuts behind these guys are going to call foul and say the FBI broke their promise.

"The Livestream will protect us" and I'm worried to some degree, it might.

Why would the FBI cuff them? Did they do anything illegal?

Yes. The main charge is "conspiracy to impede federal officers through intimidation, threats or force." But at this point you can probably throw in vandalism, probably a few counts of grand theft auto (Of a government vehicle no less!), destruction of an archaeological site, etc etc.

[Giovenith]

"David outsmarted the FBI, he's a genius!"

MWAHAHAHA, IT WAS ALL PART OF OUR PLAN TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR DEMANDS AND TURN OURSELVES IN, STUPID FBI!

[New confederate ramenia]

Why would the FBI cuff them? Did they do anything illegal?

All four of them have been federally indicted.

They could make a good case that they're just peaceful protesters.

[The Corparation]

We weren't going to give up but that changed.

Hell yeah it did.

[Grenartia]

I once heard of an instance where a prison riot almost occurred because the cafeteria stopped providing honey buns. It was so bad, they brought honey buns back.

Never underestimate the love for honeybuns. I learned this very quick in Job Corps (which is halfway like prison anyway).

From what I've seen of it, I'm not surprised you'd describe it like that.

[Eol Sha]

Why would the FBI cuff them? Did they do anything illegal?

are you fucking serious

[USS Monitor]

I love how they think just because we're listening to them means we support them. Like, helloooooo.... I am federal property.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

"David outsmarted the FBI, he's a genius!"

MWAHAHAHA, IT WAS ALL PART OF OUR PLAN TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR DEMANDS AND TURN OURSELVES IN, STUPID FBI!

It's all part of the Bundy Conspiracy.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

All four of them have been federally indicted.

They could make a good case that they're just peaceful protesters.

just peaceful protesters.

peaceful

[Alyakia]

All four of them have been federally indicted.

They could make a good case that they're just peaceful protesters.

no they can't. we have been over this at least 2 times in this thread.

[Napkiraly]

I'm awaiting her Congressional campaign.

I don't think being able to speak "delusional" counts as a positive in a Congressional campaign.

*Looks to GOP presidential campaigns and HoR members*

You sure about that?

[Eol Sha]

"David outsmarted the FBI, he's a genius!"

MWAHAHAHA, IT WAS ALL PART OF OUR PLAN TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR DEMANDS AND TURN OURSELVES IN, STUPID FBI!

That sounds like a Team Rocket plan.

[New confederate ramenia]

conspiracy to impede federal officers through intimidation, threats or force.

What were the federal officers doing that they impeded?