Militia Cleanup: Did you say take away their kids?

[The Corparation]

She just said they're First Amendment right has been violated. That's it. You've broken whatever miniscule goodwill/pity I had for you. Fuck these guys, fuck their cause, and fuck their beliefs.

No man, first amendment totally guarantees the rights to take over government buildings, hijack government vehicles and vandalize archaeological sites.

[Napkiraly]

So what has been new with these guys? I've pretty much not kept track for the past two weeks or whenever that LaVay guy was killed.

the situation has degraded into a full on troll war between them, the FBI, the internet and PEDRO

...

Who the fuck is Pedro? Is he the FBI's Mexican Samuel L. Jackson or something?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I hope these guys realize that we only won the revolution because of France

We technically won the revolution because of burnout. Would the war have continued for longer than it had already by the time it ended we would have lost, badly.

[Grenartia]

Did he just say that the revolution was in 1775?

See, since there's no 0 in our system of keeping track of years, due to the Illuminati conspiracy, Jebus told them to start from 0, knocking all the years down by 1.

[Tsaraine]

So what has been new with these guys? I've pretty much not kept track for the past two weeks or whenever that LaVay guy was killed.

Not much. The FBI has slowly closed in, they've gone further off the deep end, and a bunch of legal shit.

The depth of the waters they're in now is fathomless. James Cameron is planning a bathyscape expedition. But pretty soon they're going to end up in deep shit ...

[Eol Sha]

I hope these guys realize that we only won the revolution because of France

Then who is their France?

[The Carlisle]

Oh my god, they are gonna have a singing session.

[Napkiraly]

I hope these guys realize that we only won the revolution because of France

We won the revolution because of burnout. Would the war have continued for longer than it had already by the time it ended we would have lost, badly.

Imagine a world in which America lost.

*visualises flying cars, clean streets, FTL travel*

[Neo Phoenicia]

I hope these guys realize that we only won the revolution because of France

We won the revolution because of burnout. Would the war have continued for longer than it had already by the time it ended we would have lost, badly.

That as well.

[USS Monitor]

Y'know, as a good liberal I'm trying my damndest to empathize with these guys and at least understand their grievances.

I just can't do it. They're like Trump. They say ok things about, in their case, the government eroding our rights as Americans and then they make shit up and rant about things they have no clue about.

I lean to be somewhat of a conservative overall.

I can't sympathize with them. I am sorry, but I don't think they are making much sense.

That's because, conservative or not, you have a brain.

[Giovenith]

For people confused about Pedro:


Recently, a number called in while they were trying to call Victoria. They picked it up and asked if it was Victoria, but some man just said, "This is Pedroooooo... PEDRO IS HERE TO SAVE YOU" before hanging up.

[The Corparation]

I hope these guys realize that we only won the revolution because of France

We won the revolution because of burnout. Would the war have continued for longer than it had already by the time it ended we would have lost, badly.

The reason we lasted that long was that France wanted to fuck with the English and kept writing us blank checks.

[Tsaraine]

the situation has degraded into a full on troll war between them, the FBI, the internet and PEDRO

...

Who the fuck is Pedro? Is he the FBI's Mexican Samuel L. Jackson or something?

I believe it's a reference to the film "Napoleon Dynamite". I think. I've never seen the film. Apparently it's about some awkward high school kid, and not about a French Emperor with a lot of explosives and a mission from the people to blow shit up.

[Grenartia]

Not much. The FBI has slowly closed in, they've gone further off the deep end, and a bunch of legal shit.

The depth of the waters they're in now is fathomless. James Cameron is planning a bathyscape expedition. But pretty soon they're going to end up in deep shit ...

This is a new paradigm in oceanographic research.

[New confederate ramenia]

I hope these guys realize that we only won the revolution because of France

What about Russian revolution? The Russian revolutionaries won that all on their own.

[Neo Phoenicia]

I hope these guys realize that we only won the revolution because of France

Then who is their France?

Obviously it's legions of angels led by Pedro himself

[Napkiraly]

So what has been new with these guys? I've pretty much not kept track for the past two weeks or whenever that LaVay guy was killed.

Not much. The FBI has slowly closed in, they've gone further off the deep end, and a bunch of legal shit.

They found a way to go further? I thought their whole act was already in the political Mariana's Trench.

[The Corparation]

For people confused about Pedro:


Recently, a number called in while they were trying to call Victoria. They picked it up and asked if it was Victoria, but some man just said, "This is Pedroooooo... PEDRO IS HERE TO SAVE YOU" before hanging up.

That's golden.

[Eol Sha]

She just said they're First Amendment right has been violated. That's it. You've broken whatever miniscule goodwill/pity I had for you. Fuck these guys, fuck their cause, and fuck their beliefs.

No man, first amendment totally guarantees the rights to take over government buildings, hijack government vehicles and vandalize archaeological sites.

Oh, well, I didn't know that. I can't wait for these guys to endorse the Sioux, the Comanche, and all the other Plains Indians tribes who fought the US Army, burned down forts and outposts, and stole their horses.

[Napkiraly]

...

Who the fuck is Pedro? Is he the FBI's Mexican Samuel L. Jackson or something?

I believe it's a reference to the film "Napoleon Dynamite". I think. I've never seen the film. Apparently it's about some awkward high school kid, and not about a French Emperor with a lot of explosives and a mission from the people to blow shit up.

Well I know Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite, but I don't see the relevance...

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

.....
take what these guys are saying

replace "God" with Allah

they'd call for their own deaths.

[The Carlisle]

Yeah, spreading your message on lands you stole from indigenous americans...

[Alyakia]

.....
take what these guys are saying

replace "God" with Allah

they'd call for their own deaths.

yeah pretty muvh

[USS Monitor]

She just said they're First Amendment right has been violated. That's it. You've broken whatever miniscule goodwill/pity I had for you. Fuck these guys, fuck their cause, and fuck their beliefs.

No man, first amendment totally guarantees the rights to take over government buildings, hijack government vehicles and vandalize archaeological sites.

Only if you're white.

[Giovenith]

They've gone Godwin's law on us!