Should all furniture items be restricted to 10lbs/4.5kg?

[Free Tristania]

Surely this is satire ?

More government regulation ? Really ? Meaning even higher taxes in order to pay officials who will inspect it all ? My maxim in that regard is simple:

In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government IS the problem - Ronald Reagan.

[Fractalnavel]

Disagree; it's *time* that's the problem, not space. Force = m * a * t^2. Without time, no bad can happen. Ban time. This also eliminates concerns over the heat death of the universe.

What are you, some kind of space-ist ?

;-)

Force is just m*a by Newton's Second Law of Motion.

oooops. _x_ = a * t^2. shoot me. space wins.

[States of Glory]

Surely this is satire ?

More government regulation ? Really ? Meaning even higher taxes in order to pay officials who will inspect it all ? My maxim in that regard is simple:

In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government IS the problem - Ronald Reagan.

If you want 29 people to keep dying each year then that's fine. We don't, however.

[Alvecia]

You sir get a slow clap from me.

*slow clap*

[Hurdegaryp]

Surely this is satire ?

More government regulation ? Really ? Meaning even higher taxes in order to pay officials who will inspect it all ? My maxim in that regard is simple:

In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government IS the problem - Ronald Reagan.

If you want 29 people to keep dying each year then that's fine. We don't, however.

Quoting Ronald Reagan, the apocalyptic endtime fanboy who made the Taliban possible with generous donations from the American taxpayers, is never a smart thing to to, by the way.

[Free Tristania]

If you want 29 people to keep dying each year then that's fine. We don't, however.

Quoting Ronald Reagan, the apocalyptic endtime fanboy who made the Taliban possible with generous donations from the American taxpayers, is never a smart thing to to, by the way.

His assessment was correct - his policies weren't.

[Free Tristania]

Surely this is satire ?

More government regulation ? Really ? Meaning even higher taxes in order to pay officials who will inspect it all ? My maxim in that regard is simple:

In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government IS the problem - Ronald Reagan.

If you want 29 people to keep dying each year then that's fine. We don't, however.

29 ? Ban cars.. they kill a lot more.
Deer kill more than that. Ban deer.

[Ifreann]

If you want 29 people to keep dying each year then that's fine. We don't, however.

29 ? Ban cars.. they kill a lot more.
Deer kill more than that. Ban deer.

I support this proposal. Too long have Americans lived in fear of the cervid menace.

[Indira]

And there was me thinking this was a post by IM. Made me grin

[States of Glory]

29 ? Ban cars.. they kill a lot more.
Deer kill more than that. Ban deer.

Consider it done! While we're at it, let's ban mosquitoes and toilets.

I support this proposal. Too long have Americans lived in fear of the cervid menace.

Too long has everyone outside of America lived in fear of Americentrism. Ban America.

[Internationalist Bastard]

First I thought it was IM and cried, then I saw it was Gallo and laughed. I think this thread is the meaning of life

[Hurdegaryp]

First I thought it was IM and cried, then I saw it was Gallo and laughed. I think this thread is the meaning of life

That is not what The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy taught me.

[Striton]

Sounds like a good plan, but if Congress ever passed it, I think it would practically and economically be something like this:

All accidents which were caused by furniture both bought after the year 2016 and over 10 pounds shall herein not be covered by health insurance, Obamacare, or any other health plan or government program. All furniture manufacturers must, from 2017 onwards, herein be required to cease and desist from selling furniture over 10 pounds.