Last Christmas, I Gave You My TET

[Asmikland]

I keep finding myself awake at this bloody hour >:c

[Hladgos]

Spoiler images please. Do you like more feminine girls though?

Eh. Doesn't really matter.
In order to be my girlfriend you must pass 5 steps:

1. Are you human?
2. Are you a nice human?
3. Are you a smart human?
4. Are you a human of the female kind?
and 5. Do you wanna...
you know.

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

Too many limitations. Remove 1 and 4. 5, well, I don't want to monologue about my current hand of cards for fifteen minutes, but if we must..

[Hladgos]

I keep finding myself awake at this bloody hour >:c

Stop stabbing the hour!

[Abserdia]

Eh. Doesn't really matter.
In order to be my girlfriend you must pass 5 steps:

1. Are you human?
2. Are you a nice human?
3. Are you a smart human?
4. Are you a human of the female kind?
and 5. Do you wanna...
you know.

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

Too many limitations. Remove 1 and 4. 5, well, I don't want to monologue about my current hand of cards for fifteen minutes, but if we must..

But what if my girlfriend turns out to be a male walrus? See, those rules are needed. I don't wanna date a male walrus.

[Hladgos]

Too many limitations. Remove 1 and 4. 5, well, I don't want to monologue about my current hand of cards for fifteen minutes, but if we must..

But what if my girlfriend turns out to be a male walrus? See, those rules are needed. I don't wanna date a male walrus.

What's wrong with male walruses? Don't you think you should focus on personality more than body, huh?

[Asmikland]

I keep finding myself awake at this bloody hour >:c

Stop stabbing the hour!

But it's so funnn~ c:

[Abserdia]

But what if my girlfriend turns out to be a male walrus? See, those rules are needed. I don't wanna date a male walrus.

What's wrong with male walruses? Don't you think you should focus on personality more than body, huh?

[Costa Fierro]

One of my cats is lying under the computer table.

[Hladgos]

Stop stabbing the hour!

But it's so funnn~ c:

Stop that you little sociopath!

What's wrong with male walruses? Don't you think you should focus on personality more than body, huh?

Oh hohoho. Very good Weirdo, you're learning!

[Hladgos]

One of my cats is lying under the computer table.

... That's a great intelligent conversation starter.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

Hi cheese peoples!

[Hladgos]

Hi cheese peoples!

I actually identify as a howitzer, not cheese. *rants on tumblr about being misgendered*

How're ya Dakkers?

[Asmikland]

Hi cheese peoples!

Hey Dak How's things?

But it's so funnn~ c:

Stop that you little sociopath!

No c:

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

Hi cheese peoples!

I actually identify as a howitzer, not cheese. *rants on tumblr about being misgendered*

How're ya Dakkers?

I hi! How're you Hllady, it's good to see you I really wanted to see you. *crawls all over*

[Abserdia]

One of my cats is lying under the computer table.

... That's a great intelligent conversation starter.

Quite!

[Hladgos]

Hi cheese peoples!

Hey Dak How's things?

Stop that you little sociopath!

No c:

Time for the depressants to calm you down!

I actually identify as a howitzer, not cheese. *rants on tumblr about being misgendered*

How're ya Dakkers?

I hi! How're you Hllady, it's good to see you I really wanted to see you. *crawls all over*

Hold back there kiddo! You've got me mistaken for someone much cooler!

[Asmikland]

Hey Dak How's things?


No c:

Time for the depressants to calm you down!

They never woooorkkk~ *Throws pills at Hlad*

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

Hey Dak How's things?


No c:

Time for the depressants to calm you down!

I hi! How're you Hllady, it's good to see you I really wanted to see you. *crawls all over*

Hold back there kiddo! You've got me mistaken for someone much cooler!

I like you thou cause you're cool and real and have aaaaaarms.

[Hladgos]

... That's a great intelligent conversation starter.

Quite!

If you aren't going to use as funny gifs as Immy, I'd stop using them. Besides, I've seen enough of whoever that is!

Time for the depressants to calm you down!

They never woooorkkk~ *Throws pills at Hlad*

Well someone has to take the pills, or we're going to need another reefer.

[Asmikland]

They never woooorkkk~ *Throws pills at Hlad*

Well someone has to take the pills, or we're going to need another reefer.

So you can have them!

[Hladgos]

Time for the depressants to calm you down!


Hold back there kiddo! You've got me mistaken for someone much cooler!

I like you thou cause you're cool and real and have aaaaaarms.

And that is where you are wrong.. You assume I HAVE ARMS YOU FOOOOOOOOOLHUEHAAAAAHUEHUEHUE

...

I actually do have arms. But I'm gonna argue the cool bit.

[Abserdia]

Quite!

(Image)

If you aren't going to use as funny gifs as Immy, I'd stop using them. Besides, I've seen enough of whoever that is!

They never woooorkkk~ *Throws pills at Hlad*

Well someone has to take the pills, or we're going to need another reefer.

[Hladgos]

Well someone has to take the pills, or we're going to need another reefer.

So you can have them!

But I'm more of an ADHD guy! I don't need to slow down, I pick my own pace!

[The Serbian Empire]

Hi cheese peoples!

I actually identify as a howitzer, not cheese. *rants on tumblr about being misgendered*

How're ya Dakkers?

Have you heard about the transethnic otherkin?

[Hladgos]

If you aren't going to use as funny gifs as Immy, I'd stop using them. Besides, I've seen enough of whoever that is!


Well someone has to take the pills, or we're going to need another reefer.

AAAHAHAHA! You think I think!