Last Christmas, I Gave You My TET

[Kannap]

Turns out my dog is less of an asshole than expected, he's just very, very sick.

Now you feel like a jerk, don't ya?

[Idzequitch]

Um... well, I'm straight as a yardstick and dont want to marry anyone old enough to be one of my parental units.

A few more hours in the basement will change your minds.

I doubt it. I can be pretty damned stubborn.

[Kannap]

The state says you need roads so you need roads.

*"The state suggests"
:p

Laws are not suggestions.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I enjoy mud facials. Speaking of which, I need to make an appointment at my local masseuse's. She gives some of the best mud, clay and deep cleansing facials in town. I love it. My face and neck come out feeling brand new.

I intend to get full body wax treatments soon, good thing pain doesn't bother me.

Brave soul. To me, waxing has always been so painful.

:p <---Like that?

Precisely. You get it.

I have days like that, then I kick myself in the kisser and deal. ;3

[Scamvidia]

April 12th can't come fast enough.

[Immoren]

*"The state suggests"

Laws are not suggestions.

If you've vehicle that has lower ground pressure that a pedestrian has, then yes they are.

[Idzequitch]

*"The state suggests"

Laws are not suggestions.

Of course not, don't be silly. They're general guidelines.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

I intend to get full body wax treatments soon, good thing pain doesn't bother me.

Brave soul. To me, waxing has always been so painful.

Precisely. You get it.

I have days like that, then I kick myself in the kisser and deal. ;3

Full body at that. Certain spots WILL hurt. Back to mud though, we can totes play in it and get saturated from hair to toe, I won't judge.

[Immoren]

What swamp?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Turns out my dog is less of an asshole than expected, he's just very, very sick.

Now you feel like a jerk, don't ya?

No, I feel murderous, because the woman who gave him to us straight up lied. She put him, and his entire litter, in very serious danger and pain, and the four other people who are getting puppies are probably not going to be as lucky as we are, and probably going to have to spend upwards of $500 to cure their very severe, very painful parasite infestation.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Brave soul. To me, waxing has always been so painful.



I have days like that, then I kick myself in the kisser and deal. ;3

Full body at that. Certain spots WILL hurt. Back to mud though, we can totes play in it and get saturated from hair to toe, I won't judge.

We'll end up looking like the Swamp Thing. xD

[Idzequitch]

Now you feel like a jerk, don't ya?

No, I feel murderous, because the woman who gave him to us straight up lied. She put him, and his entire litter, in very serious danger and pain, and the four other people who are getting puppies are probably not going to be as lucky as we are, and probably going to have to spend upwards of $500 to cure their very severe, very painful parasite infestation.

Wow. That's awful.

[Kannap]

April 12th can't come fast enough.

January 12th can't come fast enough.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

Full body at that. Certain spots WILL hurt. Back to mud though, we can totes play in it and get saturated from hair to toe, I won't judge.

We'll end up looking like the Swamp Thing. xD

I have shame I'll play in anything, it will be your job to get it out of my hair though. scrubbing much tears much wow. I could return the favor.

[Scamvidia]

April 12th can't come fast enough.

January 12th can't come fast enough.

Does something special happen on the 12th

[Idzequitch]

April 12th can't come fast enough.

January 12th can't come fast enough.

I'm voting for May 15th as the date that can't come soon enough.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

We'll end up looking like the Swamp Thing. xD

I have shame I'll play in anything, it will be your job to get it out of my hair though. scrubbing much tears much wow. I could return the favor.

I'll just either hose you down or dunk you head first into the tub.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

No, I feel murderous, because the woman who gave him to us straight up lied. She put him, and his entire litter, in very serious danger and pain, and the four other people who are getting puppies are probably not going to be as lucky as we are, and probably going to have to spend upwards of $500 to cure their very severe, very painful parasite infestation.

Wow. That's awful.

My poor puppershnupp is in an immense amount of pain because of that irresponsible ugly cunt.

[Idzequitch]

I have shame I'll play in anything, it will be your job to get it out of my hair though. scrubbing much tears much wow. I could return the favor.

I'll just either hose you down or dunk you head first into the tub.

I hear swirlies are good for getting things out of your hair

[Kannap]

Now you feel like a jerk, don't ya?

No, I feel murderous, because the woman who gave him to us straight up lied. She put him, and his entire litter, in very serious danger and pain, and the four other people who are getting puppies are probably not going to be as lucky as we are, and probably going to have to spend upwards of $500 to cure their very severe, very painful parasite infestation.

Sleep with her son to get back at her.

[Kannap]

January 12th can't come fast enough.

Does something special happen on the 12th

In my life, yes.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'll just either hose you down or dunk you head first into the tub.

I hear swirlies are good for getting things out of your hair

What are swirlies?

[Astrolinium]

January 12th can't come fast enough.

I'm voting for May 15th as the date that can't come soon enough.

My vote's on January 11th.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

No, I feel murderous, because the woman who gave him to us straight up lied. She put him, and his entire litter, in very serious danger and pain, and the four other people who are getting puppies are probably not going to be as lucky as we are, and probably going to have to spend upwards of $500 to cure their very severe, very painful parasite infestation.

Sleep with her son to get back at her.

Her shitty fucking brat is as ugly as she is, and I'm also not a goddamn pedophile.

[Scamvidia]

Does something special happen on the 12th

In my life, yes.

May we know what that is