Chicken Wing Discussion Thread

[Second Blazing]

In the spirit of the left and right wing threads, i bring to you a topic of equal imporance and merrit. What is your favorite place to get wings? Is it a local place or a chain? Do you like them bone in or do you prefer over dipped chicken nuggets as a boneless heathen? Do you keep it traditional buffalo sauce or do you like to mix it up?

As far as my favorite, I'd have to go with blackjack pizza or Buffalo wild wings mango habenero. Hooters is over priced. If you get boneless wings and eat them with a fork, I will not be seen in public with you. Wings are finger food, get those bastards dirty or don't bother, same with ribs.

[Keyboard Warriors]

I find chicken wings to be a paradoxical food; a delicious snack-food that are really impractical to eat unless you're sitting down with a heap of napkins around. Arguably a snack food should be something simple that one can eat without making a mess, however I have found it impossible to consume chicken wings and not be needing to wipe my hands and face immediately after. That being said, my favorite variety of chicken wings are the buffalo wings, deboned for ease of consumption. The wings I eat most commonly originate from KFC, as they can be conveniently purchased without leaving my vehicle. Chicken wings are my preferred snack food when seated at a bar, however usually I will forgo the snack food menu and order a main instead as I believe this is better value for money.

[Lucipurr]

The spicy ones.

[Dakini]

I find chicken wings to be a paradoxical food; a delicious snack-food that are really impractical to eat unless you're sitting down with a heap of napkins around. Arguably a snack food should be something simple that one can eat without making a mess, however I have found it impossible to consume chicken wings and not be needing to wipe my hands and face immediately after.

I have a friend who eats chicken wings with a fork. No need for napkins.


I don't eat chicken wings, but I will totally take the neglected carrots, celery and blue cheese dip.

[Second Blazing]

I find chicken wings to be a paradoxical food; a delicious snack-food that are really impractical to eat unless you're sitting down with a heap of napkins around. Arguably a snack food should be something simple that one can eat without making a mess, however I have found it impossible to consume chicken wings and not be needing to wipe my hands and face immediately after.

I have a friend who eats chicken wings with a fork. No need for napkins.


I don't eat chicken wings, but I will totally take the neglected carrots, celery and blue cheese dip.

You touch my carrots and ranch and we've got a fight. I need those to kil the heat after I inhale a plate of burn my ass in the morning hot.

[The Republic of American Freedom]

Mmmmm.... KFC.

[MERIZoC]

I find chicken wings to be utterly useless as they do not allow chickens to fly.

[Second Blazing]

Mmmmm.... KFC.

At least you didn't say wingstop, unless you're drunk and ordering pizza but, that place in garbage.

[Cadonica]

-something fucked up-

Alternate version: Wings are great. I don't care where I get mine and I don't care how often I get them as long as they are tasty and have bone in them.

[Second Blazing]

I find chicken wings to be utterly useless as they do not allow chickens to fly.

Fun fact, chickens were specifically bred for their wing meat by the hatsauzia tribe of the Andes mountains.

[Pulau Singapura]

I find chicken wings to be a paradoxical food; a delicious snack-food that are really impractical to eat unless you're sitting down with a heap of napkins around. Arguably a snack food should be something simple that one can eat without making a mess, however I have found it impossible to consume chicken wings and not be needing to wipe my hands and face immediately after.

I have a friend who eats chicken wings with a fork. No need for napkins.


I don't eat chicken wings, but I will totally take the neglected carrots, celery and blue cheese dip.

I try wings and drumsticks with fork, but I find myself using my hands after a few minutes or so.

Actually, I just ate chicken wings for lunch like half an hour ago

[The Republic of American Freedom]

I find chicken wings to be utterly useless as they do not allow chickens to fly.

They're there to be eaten. And they're really tasty!

[The Republic of American Freedom]

Mmmmm.... KFC.

At least you didn't say wingstop, unless you're drunk and ordering pizza but, that place in garbage.

One of the worst fast food joints (I refuse to call them restaurants) I've been too. Right alongside Taco Bell and this really crappy place where everything tasted awful and the conditions were unsanitary.

[USS Monitor]

I agree that the boneless ones are not proper chicken wings. I mean, I'll still eat them because I really like chicken, but when I think of wings I definitely think of the ones that you eat off the bone. I prefer bourbon or teriyaki rather than buffalo.

[Kubra]

man I was in the fucking airport and the airport bar had a place selling wings you had to sign a waiver to eat.
Really poor etiquette of me to eat them, I'm sure passengers were very annoyed at me hogging a bathroom stall an audibly sobbing.

[Lucipurr]

man I was in the fucking airport and the airport bar had a place selling wings you had to sign a waiver to eat.
Really poor etiquette of me to eat them, I'm sure passengers were very annoyed at me hogging a bathroom stall an audibly sobbing.

Those sound absolutely amazing.

[Tiltjuice]

Boneless, spicy...<3

[Kubra]

man I was in the fucking airport and the airport bar had a place selling wings you had to sign a waiver to eat.
Really poor etiquette of me to eat them, I'm sure passengers were very annoyed at me hogging a bathroom stall an audibly sobbing.

Those sound absolutely amazing.

if "oh my god my asshole is on fire please someone get an attendant to give me a coffee creamer enema" is amazing, then I suppose it is.
idk past the spice it was bog standard buffalo wing, the meat was even a little dry. If it wasn't an airport that meat woulda been a 25 cent special (and 35 cent is the cutoff for quality, usually)

[New haven america]

Boneless wing master race reporting, ready to fight the heathens at all cost.

[Lucipurr]

Boneless wing master race reporting, ready to fight the heathens at all cost.

But you're the heathen.

[New haven america]

Boneless wing master race reporting, ready to fight the heathens at all cost.

But you're the heathen.

Lies, heathen.

[Saiwania]

Even making it yourself, getting the chicken wings is expensive, so I don't know about not choosing to skip out on that. You can't go wrong with following the recipe for buffalo sauce.

[Lucipurr]

But you're the heathen.

Lies, heathen.

Chicken with bones is the way forward.

[New haven america]

Lies, heathen.

Chicken with bones is the way forward.

Bones are holding us back. *Nod*

[Lucipurr]

Chicken with bones is the way forward.

Bones are holding us back. *Nod*

Lies, heathen. using your words against you hehe