Left-Wing Discussion Thread

[Daburuetchi]

An ultra-leftist anarcho-liberal zionist profressor and Trotskyite wrecker was teacher a class Amadeo Bordiga, a known revisionist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bordiga and accept that he was the the greatest communist theorist the world has ever known, even greater than Lenin!”

At this moment, a brave, nationalistic Red Army tank commander who had killed 1500 Kronstadt Sailors and understood that famines happen all the time because of material conditions and fully supported all military actions by Stalin stood up and held up an AK-47."

”Who uses this weapon, ultra?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite revisionistly and smugly replied “State capitalist imperialists, you stupid tankie”

”Wrong. It’s a weapon used by freedom fighters the world over. From the DPRK to our comrades in the Islamic State, this gun is a symbol of REAL AND ACTUALLY EXISTING socialist movements”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Conquest of Bread. He stormed out of the room crying those bourgeois crocodile tears. The same tears ultras cry for the “Kulaks" (who lived in such bourgeois luxury that they had bread to eat) when they jealously try to claw justly earned labour vouchers from the deserving vanguard. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Leon Trotsky, wished he had learned the importance of dialectics and become more than a sophist leftcom professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself in embarrassment, but his undialectic anarchist commune forbid weapons!

The students applauded and all registered CPGB-ML that day and accepted Lenin as their lord and savior. An eagle named “The Dictatorship of the Proletariat” flew into the room and perched atop the Soviet flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Several saying were read aloud from Maos book, and Stalin himself showed up and gave them extra bread rations for a week.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He got arrested by the NKVD and was tossed in a Gulag for the rest of his life.

And you are lynching negroes.

And the name of that student? Enver Hoxha.

[Jochizyd Republic]

An ultra-leftist anarcho-liberal zionist profressor and Trotskyite wrecker was teacher a class Amadeo Bordiga, a known revisionist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bordiga and accept that he was the the greatest communist theorist the world has ever known, even greater than Lenin!”

At this moment, a brave, nationalistic Red Army tank commander who had killed 1500 Kronstadt Sailors and understood that famines happen all the time because of material conditions and fully supported all military actions by Stalin stood up and held up an AK-47."

”Who uses this weapon, ultra?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite revisionistly and smugly replied “State capitalist imperialists, you stupid tankie”

”Wrong. It’s a weapon used by freedom fighters the world over. From the DPRK to our comrades in the Islamic State, this gun is a symbol of REAL AND ACTUALLY EXISTING socialist movements”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Conquest of Bread. He stormed out of the room crying those bourgeois crocodile tears. The same tears ultras cry for the “Kulaks" (who lived in such bourgeois luxury that they had bread to eat) when they jealously try to claw justly earned labour vouchers from the deserving vanguard. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Leon Trotsky, wished he had learned the importance of dialectics and become more than a sophist leftcom professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself in embarrassment, but his undialectic anarchist commune forbid weapons!

The students applauded and all registered CPGB-ML that day and accepted Lenin as their lord and savior. An eagle named “The Dictatorship of the Proletariat” flew into the room and perched atop the Soviet flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Several saying were read aloud from Maos book, and Stalin himself showed up and gave them extra bread rations for a week.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He got arrested by the NKVD and was tossed in a Gulag for the rest of his life.

And you are lynching negroes.

And the name of that student? Enver Hoxha.

Okay, that was pretty funny.

[Trotskylvania]

These scheißeposts are extra spicy tonight

[Jochizyd Republic]

"Surprisingly, Cambodians have no bad memories of that period. This is quite an amazing discovery for an infrequent visitor. I did not come to reconstruct “the truth”, whatever it is, but rather to find out what is the collective memory of the Cambodians, how do they perceive the events of the late 20th century, what narrative has been filtered down by time gone by."

this coming from an article that features zero actual Cambodians speaking. Suure author dude, suuure.

Did I mention that the author of this article does in fact unironically supports the restoration of the Ottoman Empire? http://www.israelshamir.net/English/Ottomans.htm

Absolutely Nothing wrong with wanting the Restoration of the Ottoman Empire though.

That is, unless you want to return to the time of the disbeleiver Young Turks or Young Ottomans.

[Daburuetchi]

Did I mention that the author of this article does in fact unironically supports the restoration of the Ottoman Empire? http://www.israelshamir.net/English/Ottomans.htm

Absolutely Nothing wrong with wanting the Restoration of the Ottoman Empire though.

That is, unless you want to return to the time of the disbeleiver Young Turks or Young Ottomans.

Unless you're an Armenian or Serb or Bulgarian or Romanian...

[Daburuetchi]

Truth Siren Right Here

[Serenvia]

Truth Siren Right Here

tankie pls go

[Daburuetchi]

Truth Siren Right Here

tankie pls go

Alright, as a frequent lurker and occasional participant in North Korea and a long time socialist. I don't like that you decided to make a mockery of us in this way. I consider it a direct attack against us, and to be frank, I resent it greatly.

The entire purpose of the thread is to allow for more dialectical content and Stalinist statements without fear of Liberal, reactionary, of Fascist retaliation. You've trespassed into our community to try and mock us. In doing so, either intentionally or unintentionally, you have benefited our enemies. Nevertheless, I'll explain it to you the best I can. I always seek to educate whenever the opportunity arises. I'll make this as brief as possible.

Any atrocity you could accuse us of, our enemies have done it before, and almost always they've done it ten times worse. We are those who want to rectify it, permanently. The plain truth is that we can't do it through daisy chains and peaceful protests. The Liberals and the Bourgeoisie wouldn't advocate for peaceful protest if it ever brought quick, meaningful, and permanent change. They have used every means at their disposal to destroy us.

The only real way is through forceful and determined action. Banning people, and yes, children is one such action. It's like when you have an infection and you're prescribed antibiotics, you start to take them for a few days, then you start to feel better. So, you just stop, you figure since you can't feel the effects of the bacteria they must be gone and defeated. Yet, when you stop, the infection comes back and sometimes even worse than before. It's not pretty, it's not cuddly, but it's the surest way. You have to get rid of all the filth before you can call it clean.

It's a similar principle here, if you don't eliminate those who are affiliated with the ultra left, they'll raise their alts to rise against you, or they'll grow up and seek to destroy you. That's why we do what we have to do, for the success of our goal, and the ultimate benefit of humanity. That's why we fight, to end human suffering and end tyranny.

I'd advise you to reconsider, because make no mistake. We plan to win this conflict, so either join us, support us, or move out the way. This is a friendly warning.

I'd be happy to answer any questions, I'll likely respond in a few hours after college.

[Jochizyd Republic]

Absolutely Nothing wrong with wanting the Restoration of the Ottoman Empire though.

That is, unless you want to return to the time of the disbeleiver Young Turks or Young Ottomans.

Unless you're an Armenian or Serb or Bulgarian or Romanian...

Who the fuck cares about Serbia.

[Conserative Morality]

tankie pls go

Alright, as a frequent lurker and occasional participant in North Korea and a long time socialist. I don't like that you decided to make a mockery of us in this way. I consider it a direct attack against us, and to be frank, I resent it greatly.

The entire purpose of the thread is to allow for more dialectical content and Stalinist statements without fear of Liberal, reactionary, of Fascist retaliation. You've trespassed into our community to try and mock us. In doing so, either intentionally or unintentionally, you have benefited our enemies. Nevertheless, I'll explain it to you the best I can. I always seek to educate whenever the opportunity arises. I'll make this as brief as possible.

Any atrocity you could accuse us of, our enemies have done it before, and almost always they've done it ten times worse. We are those who want to rectify it, permanently. The plain truth is that we can't do it through daisy chains and peaceful protests. The Liberals and the Bourgeoisie wouldn't advocate for peaceful protest if it ever brought quick, meaningful, and permanent change. They have used every means at their disposal to destroy us.

The only real way is through forceful and determined action. Banning people, and yes, children is one such action. It's like when you have an infection and you're prescribed antibiotics, you start to take them for a few days, then you start to feel better. So, you just stop, you figure since you can't feel the effects of the bacteria they must be gone and defeated. Yet, when you stop, the infection comes back and sometimes even worse than before. It's not pretty, it's not cuddly, but it's the surest way. You have to get rid of all the filth before you can call it clean.

It's a similar principle here, if you don't eliminate those who are affiliated with the ultra left, they'll raise their alts to rise against you, or they'll grow up and seek to destroy you. That's why we do what we have to do, for the success of our goal, and the ultimate benefit of humanity. That's why we fight, to end human suffering and end tyranny.

I'd advise you to reconsider, because make no mistake. We plan to win this conflict, so either join us, support us, or move out the way. This is a friendly warning.

I'd be happy to answer any questions, I'll likely respond in a few hours after college.

... is this guy serious?

[Daburuetchi]

Alright, as a frequent lurker and occasional participant in North Korea and a long time socialist. I don't like that you decided to make a mockery of us in this way. I consider it a direct attack against us, and to be frank, I resent it greatly.

The entire purpose of the thread is to allow for more dialectical content and Stalinist statements without fear of Liberal, reactionary, of Fascist retaliation. You've trespassed into our community to try and mock us. In doing so, either intentionally or unintentionally, you have benefited our enemies. Nevertheless, I'll explain it to you the best I can. I always seek to educate whenever the opportunity arises. I'll make this as brief as possible.

Any atrocity you could accuse us of, our enemies have done it before, and almost always they've done it ten times worse. We are those who want to rectify it, permanently. The plain truth is that we can't do it through daisy chains and peaceful protests. The Liberals and the Bourgeoisie wouldn't advocate for peaceful protest if it ever brought quick, meaningful, and permanent change. They have used every means at their disposal to destroy us.

The only real way is through forceful and determined action. Banning people, and yes, children is one such action. It's like when you have an infection and you're prescribed antibiotics, you start to take them for a few days, then you start to feel better. So, you just stop, you figure since you can't feel the effects of the bacteria they must be gone and defeated. Yet, when you stop, the infection comes back and sometimes even worse than before. It's not pretty, it's not cuddly, but it's the surest way. You have to get rid of all the filth before you can call it clean.

It's a similar principle here, if you don't eliminate those who are affiliated with the ultra left, they'll raise their alts to rise against you, or they'll grow up and seek to destroy you. That's why we do what we have to do, for the success of our goal, and the ultimate benefit of humanity. That's why we fight, to end human suffering and end tyranny.

I'd advise you to reconsider, because make no mistake. We plan to win this conflict, so either join us, support us, or move out the way. This is a friendly warning.

I'd be happy to answer any questions, I'll likely respond in a few hours after college.

... is this guy serious?

It's pasta from reddit fam. https://www.reddit.com/r/shitleftistssa ... h=532dc962

original got deleted.

[Daburuetchi]

Unless you're an Armenian or Serb or Bulgarian or Romanian...

Who the fuck cares about Serbia.

Serb Artillary is lead directly by god.

[Serenvia]

tankie pls go

Alright, as a frequent lurker and occasional participant in North Korea and a long time socialist. I don't like that you decided to make a mockery of us in this way. I consider it a direct attack against us, and to be frank, I resent it greatly.

The entire purpose of the thread is to allow for more dialectical content and Stalinist statements without fear of Liberal, reactionary, of Fascist retaliation. You've trespassed into our community to try and mock us. In doing so, either intentionally or unintentionally, you have benefited our enemies. Nevertheless, I'll explain it to you the best I can. I always seek to educate whenever the opportunity arises. I'll make this as brief as possible.

Any atrocity you could accuse us of, our enemies have done it before, and almost always they've done it ten times worse. We are those who want to rectify it, permanently. The plain truth is that we can't do it through daisy chains and peaceful protests. The Liberals and the Bourgeoisie wouldn't advocate for peaceful protest if it ever brought quick, meaningful, and permanent change. They have used every means at their disposal to destroy us.

The only real way is through forceful and determined action. Banning people, and yes, children is one such action. It's like when you have an infection and you're prescribed antibiotics, you start to take them for a few days, then you start to feel better. So, you just stop, you figure since you can't feel the effects of the bacteria they must be gone and defeated. Yet, when you stop, the infection comes back and sometimes even worse than before. It's not pretty, it's not cuddly, but it's the surest way. You have to get rid of all the filth before you can call it clean.

It's a similar principle here, if you don't eliminate those who are affiliated with the ultra left, they'll raise their alts to rise against you, or they'll grow up and seek to destroy you. That's why we do what we have to do, for the success of our goal, and the ultimate benefit of humanity. That's why we fight, to end human suffering and end tyranny.

I'd advise you to reconsider, because make no mistake. We plan to win this conflict, so either join us, support us, or move out the way. This is a friendly warning.

I'd be happy to answer any questions, I'll likely respond in a few hours after college.

delicious pasta <3

[Conserative Morality]

It's pasta from reddit fam. https://www.reddit.com/r/shitleftistssa ... h=532dc962

original got deleted.

Jesus you did me a real big frighten

[Jochizyd Republic]

Who the fuck cares about Serbia.

Serb Artillary is lead directly by god.

Ne.
TEKBIR!

[Mahakala]

I heard Ungern Sternberg and BOLTED as fast as possible

[Jochizyd Republic]

I heard Ungern Sternberg and BOLTED as fast as possible

Mein Neger.

[Mahakala]

I heard Ungern Sternberg and BOLTED as fast as possible

Mein Neger.

alhamdulillah

[Daburuetchi]

I heard Ungern Sternberg and BOLTED as fast as possible

Mein Neger.

Nope.avi All aboard the Frunze Train. Counter-revolutionist git gud.

[Jochizyd Republic]

nevermind, shit joke.

[Mahakala]

Serb Artillary is lead directly by god.

Fine
Sicker than your average Chetnik killer
Twist Chetnik's heads off
Chetniks fucking stink Chetniks and Rooskies
Pljeskavica eating players
Balije hooligans like Alija
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Alijas been smooth since days of killing Yugos
Never lose
Never choose to lynch Yugoslavs who do something to us

Alija Alija Can't you see?
Croats and Srpska need to Hang from Trees
And I just love your Muslim ways
That's probably why Their mom's a Gypsy
And you're so Great.

10/10

[Jochizyd Republic]

Mein Neger.

Nope.avi All aboard the Frunze Train. Counter-revolutionist git gud.

Kek

[Jochizyd Republic]

Mein Neger.

alhamdulillah

Mashallah

[Daburuetchi]

nevermind, shit joke.

Naw fam. Even Arkan's corpse shed a tear at that fine memeage

[Jochizyd Republic]

Tfw your triggering of a tidal wave of shitposting on the LWDT may lead to the rise of Bolshevism on the forums.