The Eternal Thread *nods*

[Asmikland]

Sup TET.

I hear we're talking about our mass and length. I weigh 130 pounds on Earth, and 5'8 long when laid down horizontally. I'm slightly shorter while standing up.

I'm jelly about the weight. Don't know my exact weight but definitely a bit more than that.

I still maintain that being light sucks. I DON'T WANNA BE A KITE D:

[Frank Zipper]

So what is going on with schools in Los Angeles?

Another shootout?

No, they have all been shut for some reason.

[The Princes of the Universe]

I'm jelly about the weight. Don't know my exact weight but definitely a bit more than that.

I still maintain that being light sucks. I DON'T WANNA BE A KITE D:

At least you're not a cannonball.

[95X]

Hi, all. I'm not sure if I'm on everyone's ignore list, or just don't stick around long enough to read the replies. :)

I'm beginning to wonder if there's a mathematical equation to explain how this thread grows faster than it can be read. When I started it was 40 pages. I take it I'm reading it wrong.

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So, the Kannapian medal tally is:
Gold - 2
Silver - 5
Bronze - 0

Ah, you're in the current Olympics hosted by Electrum and New Gelderland? I could have signed up for that, but the last edition wasn't really that fun compared to other NS Sports tournaments. So I didn't.

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Move to Maine and look for a new job up there. Some places in Maine, the real estate is cheap enough that I can just buy a house without even getting a mortgage.

Hmm., it appears I'm stuck in the wrong RL Portland.

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Looks like no college for me today

Meanwhile I've to do a group presentation on project I am part of.
We were informed about it last friday.
Project "manager" has all the info, and he's out of reach.
Oh joy! :p

Reminds me of this college "project" where the "Project Manager" misspelled my e-mail address.
So I e-mail the project manager with the subject line: "(Class Title) Project;"
No reply;
"Project Manager" the next class day: "Your e-mail doesn't work! We held two group meetings over the weekend! Nobody could get find you!"
Me: "I was in the library doing the research. (Truth) And I sent you an e-mail!"
"Project Manager": I use an e-mail filter and bulk-sending service!
Me: :/

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So what is going on with schools in Los Angeles?

No idea, either.

[Kraylandia]

I'm jelly about the weight. Don't know my exact weight but definitely a bit more than that.

I still maintain that being light sucks. I DON'T WANNA BE A KITE D:

Let's swap then. I wanna be ultra light.

[Tolko Temnota]

Another shootout?

No, they have all been shut for some reason.

Apparently they received some sort of threat and just decided to play it safe and shut down, like what happened in Chicago not too long ago.

[Asmikland]

I still maintain that being light sucks. I DON'T WANNA BE A KITE D:

At least you're not a cannonball.

Being 5'7 and 119 pounds (or 54kg, for brits like me), anything more than a light wind blows me about. I do not like it. >:c

[Tolko Temnota]

Hi, all. I'm not sure if I'm on everyone's ignore list, or just don't stick around long enough to read the replies.

I'm beginning to wonder if there's a mathematical equation to explain how this thread grows faster than it can be read. When I started it was 40 pages. I take it I'm reading it wrong.

Don't tell me you haven't developed superhuman information scanning powers yet.

[The Princes of the Universe]

At least you're not a cannonball.

Being 5'7 and 119 pounds (or 54kg, for brits like me), anything more than a light wind blows me about. I do not like it. >:c

I'll trade you any day.

[Asmikland]

I still maintain that being light sucks. I DON'T WANNA BE A KITE D:

Let's swap then. I wanna be ultra light.

I can gift you my ultra lightness, but whilst i don't like being light, i don't wanna put weight on either. I am such a silly Jello like that. xD

[Kraylandia]

I'm like just a healthy weight for my height. Sucks though I wanna be super cute and light like Jello!

[Abserdia]

Hi, all. I'm not sure if I'm on everyone's ignore list, or just don't stick around long enough to read the replies.

I'm beginning to wonder if there's a mathematical equation to explain how this thread grows faster than it can be read. When I started it was 40 pages. I take it I'm reading it wrong.

---

So, the Kannapian medal tally is:
Gold - 2
Silver - 5
Bronze - 0

Ah, you're in the current Olympics hosted by Electrum and New Gelderland? I could have signed up for that, but the last edition wasn't really that fun compared to other NS Sports tournaments. So I didn't.

---

Move to Maine and look for a new job up there. Some places in Maine, the real estate is cheap enough that I can just buy a house without even getting a mortgage.

Hmm., it appears I'm stuck in the wrong RL Portland.

---

Meanwhile I've to do a group presentation on project I am part of.
We were informed about it last friday.
Project "manager" has all the info, and he's out of reach.
Oh joy!

Reminds me of this college "project" where the "Project Manager" misspelled my e-mail address.
So I e-mail the project manager with the subject line: "(Class Title) Project;"
No reply;
"Project Manager" the next class day: "Your e-mail doesn't work! We held two group meetings over the weekend! Nobody could get find you!"
Me: "I was in the library doing the research. (Truth) And I sent you an e-mail!"
"Project Manager": I use an e-mail filter and bulk-sending service!
Me: :/

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So what is going on with schools in Los Angeles?

No idea, either.

Hmm...

I don't know. How many TET regulars are there?

[Asherahan]

I'm like just a healthy weight for my height. Sucks though I wanna be super cute and light like Jello!

We need to create nanobots that regulate our weight fast.

[Tolko Temnota]

Let's swap then. I wanna be ultra light.

I can gift you my ultra lightness, but whilst i don't like being light, i don't wanna put weight on either. I am such a silly Jello like that. xD

I like being relatively light, although it would help if I weren't so skinny but I stayed the same weight. I'm not as bone-thin as I was as a young child, though.

[95X]

Don't tell me you haven't developed superhuman information scanning powers yet.

Yay, someone who quotes only the relevant part of what they're responding to! Even editing out the inadvertent horizontal line quote.

That's usually what I'll do with the thread titles; if it doesn't sound like something worth participating in I'll just ignore it and keep looking.

[Kannap]

So what is going on with schools in Los Angeles?

Another shootout?

Somebody sent an electronic threat to the school district, they responded by closing all the schools in the district for today.

[Asmikland]

I'm like just a healthy weight for my height. Sucks though I wanna be super cute and light like Jello!

N'aww, i wish i was cute.
I'm like 2 pounds underweight for my height. xD

[Asherahan]

Another shootout?

Somebody sent an electronic threat to the school district, they responded by closing all the schools in the district for today.

Well its america so shit like a shootout are a valid threat.

[Tolko Temnota]

I'm like just a healthy weight for my height. Sucks though I wanna be super cute and light like Jello!

Pfft, being healthy is so last season.

[The Princes of the Universe]

I'm like just a healthy weight for my height. Sucks though I wanna be super cute and light like Jello!

N'aww, i wish i was cute.
I'm like 2 pounds underweight for my height. xD

Meanwhile, if you shoved me in an oven, nearly half of me would be drippings by the time I was fully cooked...

[Kannap]

No, they have all been shut for some reason.

Apparently they received some sort of threat and just decided to play it safe and shut down, like what happened in Chicago not too long ago.

Tends to be the best thing to do during a threat. Usually if somebody intends to go through with the promised threat, they want to kill as many as possible. Telling the students to stay home rather than all come to school to be in a large gathering is a safety measure that is smiled upon.

[Kannap]

Somebody sent an electronic threat to the school district, they responded by closing all the schools in the district for today.

Well its america so shit like a shootout are a valid threat.

Except active shooters tend not to let the school know they're coming to shoot up the school, they silently wait until the school is packed with people and then go in.

Threats made ahead of time are typically bomb threats, as my school faced lockdown a few times for prank bomb threats.

[Tolko Temnota]

Don't tell me you haven't developed superhuman information scanning powers yet.

Yay, someone who quotes only the relevant part of what they're responding to! Even editing out the inadvertent horizontal line quote.

I like to keep a tight control on how long my posts are, and make them as short as possible. I omit, or leave out, any redundancies. A redundancy, by the way, is when you state or describe something using more words than need to be used. I don't like redundancies.

Did I tell you how I like to keep my posts succinct?

[Asmikland]

N'aww, i wish i was cute.
I'm like 2 pounds underweight for my height. xD

Meanwhile, if you shoved me in an oven, nearly half of me would be drippings by the time I was fully cooked...

Drippings just makes it more tasty, does it not?

I like being relatively light, although it would help if I weren't so skinny but I stayed the same weight. I'm not as bone-thin as I was as a young child, though.

Ah I'm skinny as all hell, myself. xD

[Asherahan]

Well its america so shit like a shootout are a valid threat.

Except active shooters tend not to let the school know they're coming to shoot up the school, they silently wait until the school is packed with people and then go in.

Threats made ahead of time are typically bomb threats, as my school faced lockdown a few times for prank bomb threats.

Can't the police trace these calls?

Like seriously my internet provider knew where my house was in less than 30 seconds by inputting my uncles home phone number.