Today's lunch special: Cheeseburger and Tater TETs.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Lucky I'm surrounded by deer and corn /:

At least deer are unable to disembowel you with one single movement.

Unless they slam against your car. Those critters are stupid. Very stupid.

[Gim]

So many cookies... So many.

Where! I must eats the precious cookies

Didn't you already eat meat stew?

[Romic]

Lucky I'm surrounded by deer and corn /:

At least deer are unable to disembowel you with one single movement.

Those antlers arent for show buddy, I know of a couple people who have been mauled by deer

[Asmikland]

Where! I must eats the precious cookies

Didn't you already eat meat stew?

But the cookies are the preciouses and must be eatens

[Kraylandia]

Didn't you already eat meat stew?

But the cookies are the preciouses and must be eatens

But they'll make you fat.

[Gim]

Didn't you already eat meat stew?

But the cookies are the preciouses and must be eatens

It'd be nice, if they were cookie dumplings to make up for not having dumplings in your stew.

[Asmikland]

But the cookies are the preciouses and must be eatens

But they'll make you fat.

Nu. I do not gain weight!

It'd be nice, if they were cookie dumplings to make up for not having dumplings in your stew.

Cookie dumplings don't sound tasty to me.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

At least deer are unable to disembowel you with one single movement.

Those antlers arent for show buddy, I know of a couple people who have been mauled by deer

Aye. But it's usually an accident. Deer try to avoid humans as much as possible.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Which is actually a good reason to have a hunting rifle around.

The Euro in me prevents me from allowing fire arms in my house. Go medieval. Bow and arrow!

Not gonna stop a full-grown bear. In fact, it would probably just make them angry, and then you're actually fucked.

Living in a mountain town in the middle of a national forest, we have plenty of bears. I think they had to kill one or two this past year because they got too bold about roaming around town. We've had them on people's porches and trying to get into homes. Biggest one people were seeing around looked about five or six hundred pounds. Used to see them every night walking back from work.

[Hurdegaryp]

Which is actually a good reason to have a hunting rifle around.

The Euro in me prevents me from allowing fire arms in my house. Go medieval. Bow and arrow!

A crossbow can be a decent alternative, yes. Especially when you take a repeating crossbow, so you can fire several arrows in quick succession. The Chinese actually succeeded in making an automatic weapon out of the venerable crossbow.

[Ethel mermania]

Oh, neither have I, although my in-laws say it isn't uncommon to see bears around here.

Which is actually a good reason to have a hunting rifle around.

The states are weird, some places it's insane not to carry a gun, and some places it is insane to have pne.

[Gim]

But they'll make you fat.

Nu. I do not gain weight!

You will, but I'll eat some out of you, when I get in you, so you don't get fat.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

At least deer are unable to disembowel you with one single movement.

Those antlers arent for show buddy, I know of a couple people who have been mauled by deer

A friend of mine in Virginia was raking leaves in his yard when a buck in rut rushed out of the woods and attacked him for no apparent reason. He has permanent brain damage and is lucky to have lived.

[Val Halla]

"You could win £500 to spend at Victoria's Secret "

Thanks advert, for being 100% relevant to me

[Prussia-Steinbach]

The Euro in me prevents me from allowing fire arms in my house. Go medieval. Bow and arrow!

A crossbow can be a decent alternative, yes. Especially when you take a repeating crossbow, so you can fire several arrows in quick succession. The Chinese actually succeeded in making an automatic weapon out of the venerable crossbow.

A high-powered crossbow would do it, yeah. But why's that better than a gun?

[Asmikland]

Nu. I do not gain weight!

You will, but I'll eat some out of you, when I get in you, so you don't get fat.

Oh my, that's awfully forward! >.>

(Just kidding, i know what you meant )

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

The Euro in me prevents me from allowing fire arms in my house. Go medieval. Bow and arrow!

A crossbow can be a decent alternative, yes. Especially when you take a repeating crossbow, so you can fire several arrows in quick succession. The Chinese actually succeeded in making an automatic weapon out of the venerable crossbow.

Trebuchet them to death.

Honestly, I just prefer to touch weapons for an art exhibit rather than anything else. I don't like guns or rifles.

[Gim]

Cookie dumplings don't sound tasty to me.

Then, give me the dumplings!

Nom, nom, nom.

[Kraylandia]

Nu. I do not gain weight!

You will, but I'll eat some out of you, when I get in you, so you don't get fat.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Which is actually a good reason to have a hunting rifle around.

The states are weird, some places it's insane not to carry a gun, and some places it is insane to have pne.

It's surreal, at least to me, to enter a friend's house around here and see gun racks displayed so... openly.

[Gim]

You will, but I'll eat some out of you, when I get in you, so you don't get fat.

Oh my, that's awfully forward! >.>

(Just kidding, i know what you meant )

I love jellos.

[Hurdegaryp]

A crossbow can be a decent alternative, yes. Especially when you take a repeating crossbow, so you can fire several arrows in quick succession. The Chinese actually succeeded in making an automatic weapon out of the venerable crossbow.

Trebuchet them to death.

Honestly, I just prefer to touch weapons for an art exhibit rather than anything else. I don't like guns or rifles.

A gun with tranquillizer darts might be acceptable for you, since that way you can stop a bear without having to kill the beast.

[The Serbian Empire]

Now I realize my breast forms need to be bigger as I failed to account the volume of the appropriate sized bra rather than an extremely elastic 38DD. Actually, if I lost enough weight... I could have D cup breasts without issues. Regardless, just knowing that I can house C or even D cup breasts if I shed the fat.

Ah. Well, either option (Getting bigger ones or shedding weight) is good (Unless you're underweight, making the second option a very bad idea, of course). Do whichever you feel is best, though!

I'm more than twice the weight of Callie despite being only three inches taller. Unless I shed physical strength, there's no chance of me passing for female below 200 pounds without muscle mass loss, plastic surgery, and HRT. I'm at 28% body fat +/-2.5% at 230 which puts me around 160 to 170 pounds of lean mass.

[Asmikland]

Oh my, that's awfully forward! >.>

(Just kidding, i know what you meant )

I love jellos.

Haha. Jello is beeeeeeeeeeeeeeest

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Trebuchet them to death.

Honestly, I just prefer to touch weapons for an art exhibit rather than anything else. I don't like guns or rifles.

A gun with tranquillizer darts might be acceptable for you, since that way you can stop a bear without having to kill the beast.

TBH, I've been here almost 6 years and any bears I've seen always steer clear from us.