TET. TET Never Changes

[Hladgos]

The purpose of our life is to be happy. I believe in oblivion, so this life is the only one we have, which gives me reason to make every day a good one. Pleasure doesn't always have to just be for me, it makes me happy to make others happy as well, and just by being happy I can make someone's day better. Hedonism is a fantastic way to live if you go about it the right way!

I know. I aspire to be one, too.

Just so long as it isn't entirely selfish hedonism, you're good to go. Or if you derive pleasure from slapping baby seals.

[The Serbian Empire]

I've chased a cell that spawned a tornado that tracked 17 miles out over the Thumb and have seen them touch down to my north twice but from miles away.

Ever thought of being a tornado chaser? That'd be an awesome job!

Michigan's far from ideal chasing ground. Hills and forests make visibility poor, swamps and lakes make it a dangerous proposition to chase as well. Easy to get boxed in.

[Gim]

I know. I aspire to be one, too.

Just so long as it isn't entirely selfish hedonism, you're good to go. Or if you derive pleasure from slapping baby seals.

No, I don't abuse cute animals.

[Valyrian Freeholds]

Just so long as it isn't entirely selfish hedonism, you're good to go. Or if you derive pleasure from slapping baby seals.

No, I don't abuse cute animals.

What about an extremely adorable puppy that begins to insult your family?

[Gim]

No, I don't abuse cute animals.

What about an extremely adorable puppy that begins to insult your family?

Puppies cannot insult. We don't get mad over mere puppies.

[Hurdegaryp]

Nothing a moderately sized cage can't fix.

Better be concrete reinforced.

Regular steel is good enough for you. You're not the Hulk, after all.

[Gallade]

Better be concrete reinforced.

Regular steel is good enough for you. You're not the Hulk, after all.

Iron. We're not made of blast furnaces.

[The Serbian Empire]

Better be concrete reinforced.

Regular steel is good enough for you. You're not the Hulk, after all.

Sad but true...

[Valyrian Freeholds]

Better be concrete reinforced.

Regular steel is good enough for you. You're not the Hulk, after all.

I only want the finest peruvian Alpaca steel for my cage!

[Gim]

Regular steel is good enough for you. You're not the Hulk, after all.

Sad but true...

I work out my biceps and triceps almost every day, though.

[Hurdegaryp]

Regular steel is good enough for you. You're not the Hulk, after all.

Iron. We're not made of blast furnaces.

You keep your Irish Iron Age, here on the Continent we do things differently.

[Idzequitch]

Gobble Gobble, now where's the alcohol?

[The Serbian Empire]

Regular steel is good enough for you. You're not the Hulk, after all.

Iron. We're not made of blast furnaces.

Iron can get brittle in the cold and Michigan's a cold place.

[Gallade]

Iron. We're not made of blast furnaces.

You keep your Irish Iron Age, here on the Continent we do things differently.

Okay. We'll keep all the foreign investment, you keep the tulips.

[Hladgos]

Ever thought of being a tornado chaser? That'd be an awesome job!

Michigan's far from ideal chasing ground. Hills and forests make visibility poor, swamps and lakes make it a dangerous proposition to chase as well. Easy to get boxed in.

Move to Kansas! Home of the WBC!

[Gim]

Michigan's far from ideal chasing ground. Hills and forests make visibility poor, swamps and lakes make it a dangerous proposition to chase as well. Easy to get boxed in.

Move to Kansas! Home of the WBC!

All good, except Yordano Ventura.

[Idzequitch]

Move to Kansas! Home of the WBC!

All good, except Yordano Ventura.

So, in other words, no problem at all?

[The Serbian Empire]

Michigan's far from ideal chasing ground. Hills and forests make visibility poor, swamps and lakes make it a dangerous proposition to chase as well. Easy to get boxed in.

Move to Kansas! Home of the WBC!

The laws are more favorable to me in Iowa or Illinois to be frank.

[Hurdegaryp]

You keep your Irish Iron Age, here on the Continent we do things differently.

Okay. We'll keep all the foreign investment, you keep the tulips.

And our Dutch Design, and the Port of Rotterdam, and our high quality drinking water, and our highly developed infrastructure, and our laws defending the right of women to do with their own body what they want, and...

[Gim]

All good, except Yordano Ventura.

So, in other words, no problem at all?

Except Ventura. I want him traded, to be honest to somewhere obscure like Atlanta.

[Idzequitch]

So, in other words, no problem at all?

Except Ventura. I want him traded, to be honest to somewhere obscure like Atlanta.

Toronto is pretty obscure

[The Serbian Empire]

All good, except Yordano Ventura.

So, in other words, no problem at all?

Have you seen how hard Yordano throws? 98 mph to the head isn't good.

[Gim]

So, in other words, no problem at all?

Have you seen how hard Yordano throws? 98 mph to the head isn't good.

He also causes arguments and swears at opposition batters for no reason.

[Idzequitch]

So, in other words, no problem at all?

Have you seen how hard Yordano throws? 98 mph to the head isn't good.

Don't get Gim going any more than he already is.

[Gim]

Have you seen how hard Yordano throws? 98 mph to the head isn't good.

Don't get Gim going any more than he already is.

My NS friends know, they know.