What if Hitler came back to life?

by **Ifreann** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:33 am

Immoren wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Stupid teenaged German girls with blonde hair and blue eyes who swear they're 18, mein Fuhrer.

Sounds like some sort of a porno flick.

I wouldn't be surprised.

by **Redsection** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:34 am

Bitch slap him for Rommel.

by **Trumpostan** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:34 am

Petrolheadia wrote:Hello. On this thread I would like to discuss what would happen if Hitler came back with his beliefs. Would he succeed with them? Would he be a popular politician?

Perhaps he would start his career by running for MP in the constituency of Minehead?

by **Shaggtopia** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:38 am

Hypothetical hitler clone, would first change his image, and then try to dominate a once powerful nation slowly falling down the ladder. He'd look like Donald Trump's current bid for president.

by **Gauthier** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:39 am

Shaggtopia wrote:Hypothetical hitler clone, would first change his image, and then try to dominate a once powerful nation slowly falling down the ladder. He'd look like Donald Trump's current bid for president.

Let us be thankful there is no such thing as a Trump Youth.

by **Liberty and Linguistics** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:40 am

Gauthier wrote:
Shaggtopia wrote:Hypothetical hitler clone, would first change his image, and then try to dominate a once powerful nation slowly falling down the ladder. He'd look like Donald Trump's current bid for president.

Let us be thankful there is no such thing as a Trump Youth.

There is. It's called 4chan.

by **Gauthier** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:42 am

Liberty and Linguistics wrote:
Gauthier wrote:
Let us be thankful there is no such thing as a Trump Youth.

There is. It's called 4chan.

They're not really fanatical about Trump, they're doing it for lulz.

by **New confederate ramenia** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:45 am

Gauthier wrote:
Shaggtopia wrote:Hypothetical hitler clone, would first change his image, and then try to dominate a once powerful nation slowly falling down the ladder. He'd look like Donald Trump's current bid for president.

Let us be thankful there is no such thing as a Trump Youth.

There would also have to be Trump gangs fighting Sanders and Carson gangs in the streets.

by **Gauthier** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:47 am

New confederate ramenia wrote:
Gauthier wrote:
Let us be thankful there is no such thing as a Trump Youth.

There would also have to be Trump gangs fighting Sanders and Carson gangs in the streets.

The Sanders gang would probably try to apply for chapter membership in Hillary's gang, and the Carson gangs would be too busy building grain pyramids.

by **Gim** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:09 pm

Shaggtopia wrote:Hypothetical hitler clone, would first change his image, and then try to dominate a once powerful nation slowly falling down the ladder. He'd look like Donald Trump's current bid for president.

They both seems to have racial overtones. :roll:

by **Seraven** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 5:33 pm

Gauthier wrote:
Republicans Losing to Obama Twice wrote:
From page 5 of this thread:

IMO, this is the best answer. He'd become a sort of Dietrich Eckart of today. His platform would be the airwaves and internet. He'd have a huge audience. This lifetime, Hitler would mentor somebody else into doing the actual deeds. He'd be a real rush running his mouth, foaming with hatred, that's for sure.

And his edgy late teens early 20s fans would be called... the Hitler Youth.

Isn't youth supposed to be people....oh sorry, I read your post wrong.

by **Pandeeria** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 5:35 pm

He'd probably get killed before the police could apprehend him.

by **Seraven** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 5:38 pm

Pandeeria wrote:He'd probably get killed before the police could apprehend him.

He'll defeat them with his signature mustache!

by **Trumpostan** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:28 pm

Gauthier wrote:
Shaggtopia wrote:Hypothetical hitler clone, would first change his image, and then try to dominate a once powerful nation slowly falling down the ladder. He'd look like Donald Trump's current bid for president.

Let us be thankful there is no such thing as a Trump Youth.

Trumpy wants to deport 11 million Latino people from the USA. And before certain things escalated, German policy in the 1930s initially was also about deporting/forcing emigration of Europe's 11 million Jews.

Godwin please not be upon us :eyebrow:

by **Gauthier** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:33 pm

Trumpostan wrote:
Gauthier wrote:
Let us be thankful there is no such thing as a Trump Youth.

Trumpy wants to deport 11 million Latino people from the USA. And before certain things escalated, German policy in the 1930s initially was also about deporting/forcing emigration of Europe's 11 million Jews.

Godwin please not be upon us

It would take some serious cosmic trolling to get to "Dealing with the Latino Question".

by **Trageland** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:36 pm

Swastikas are banned in Germany and Austria. Go figure.

by **Gim** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:38 pm

Trageland wrote:Swastikas are banned in Germany and Austria. Go figure.

Then, he might find some other way to gain power.

by **Trageland** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:39 pm

Gim wrote:
Trageland wrote:Swastikas are banned in Germany and Austria. Go figure.

Then, he might find some other way to gain power.

Yes, this time he'll get the Iron Cross banned...

by **Gim** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:39 pm

Trageland wrote:
Gim wrote:
Then, he might find some other way to gain power.

Yes, this time he'll get the Iron Cross banned...

Oh, you!

by **Trageland** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:42 pm

Gim wrote:
Trageland wrote:Yes, this time he'll get the Iron Cross banned...

Oh, you!

wot

by **Gim** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:42 pm

Trageland wrote:
Gim wrote:
Oh, you!

wot

Just found your post funny.

by **Trageland** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:44 pm

Gim wrote:
Trageland wrote:wot

Just found your post funny.

by **Socialist Tera** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:15 pm

Gulag time or shoot him.

by **Gim** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:27 pm

Socialist Tera wrote:Gulag time or shoot him.

Not even Gulag. Send him to a concentration camp. Taste of his own medicine.

by **Talvezout** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:30 pm

Considering how most of what remains of Hitler now is a large smattering of ash and dust that is now probably scattered across Europe, I would say that he couldn't do much.

Unless he chokes people by getting swallowed or infects people with his Hitlery-ness when he gets breathed in or something.

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