TET: Pusheen The Envelope

[The Grim Reaper]

I dont know how to convince some people that I would rather go sit in a nice little café than go to church. It doesn't seem complex.

Find a cafe called "Church", then tell people you're going to church.

[Hurdegaryp]

I dont know how to convince some people that I would rather go sit in a nice little café than go to church. It doesn't seem complex.

They are trying to save your immortal soul from eternal damnation, you heathen.

[Immoren]

Remind me to sacrifice a thrall to Óðinn this yuletide.

But what about Tapio? That is also his time of year.

I think king of the forest is asleep this time of the year.

[Jochistan]

The Bible has a patent on Jesus Christ.

Just the other day, they sent me a DCMA take-down notice regarding "your belief system". So now I'm a Wiccan.

It's really quite tragic. I was told that the TPP will be extending the Bible's power to Muslims, unless the Koran can mount a successful legal defense.

The Islam will be devastated, because you do not have a Quran without Jesus. There was only so much they could write about the 'prophet' Mohammed without making certain without a doubt that he was nothing more than a highly efficient warlord with a predilection for mass murder and delusions of the divine.

It depends what Hadith you're going by.
Not really seeing how much he ensured religious pluralism and lack of civilian casualties. Its also pretty suspicious since, for centuries, resentful communities of Pagans, Radical Jewish sects and Heterodox Ghulat actively spread rumours and lies about Muhammad. Some of wiich, ironically made it into later Hadith.

Also, Conquerers like Mu'awiyah and Yazid tried to use fabricated hadith to justify their actions. And there were infinite opportunities to make such hadith.

But yes, Muhammad was a warrior and a conquerer. And thats part of why I respect him. Your tears are delicious.

[The Lacedaemonians]

It depends what Hadith you're going by.
Not really seeing how much he ensured religious pluralism and lack of civilian casualties. Its also pretty suspicious since, for centuries, resentful communities of Pagans, Radical Jewish sects and Heterodox Ghulat actively spread rumours and lies about Muhammad. Some of wiich, ironically made it into later Hadith.

Also, Conquerers like Mu'awiyah and Yazid tried to use fabricated hadith to justify their actions. And there were infinite opportunities to make such hadith.

So which of the Hadith are considered valid and by what criteria are they measured?

[Jochistan]

The Bible has a patent on Jesus Christ.

Just the other day, they sent me a DCMA take-down notice regarding "your belief system". So now I'm a Wiccan.

It's really quite tragic. I was told that the TPP will be extending the Bible's power to Muslims, unless the Koran can mount a successful legal defense.

The Islam will be devastated, because you do not have a Quran without Jesus. There was only so much they could write about the 'prophet' Mohammed without making certain without a doubt that he was nothing more than a highly efficient warlord with a predilection for mass murder and delusions of the divine. Hence why the teachings of Jesus were recycled by the people who compiled and edited the Quran in the first few decades after the Arabs successfully stumbled into creating an Islamic empire.

Stumbled? Oh, but they succeeded.

And yeah, Jesus is seen as a Prophet, so yes, his teachings were expanded upon.

[Gallade]

I dont know how to convince some people that I would rather go sit in a nice little café than go to church. It doesn't seem complex.

Find a cafe called "Church", then tell people you're going to church.

It works for pubs called "The Office", at any rate.

[Dyakovo]

I dont know how to convince some people that I would rather go sit in a nice little café than go to church. It doesn't seem complex.

When they ask you to go to church, tell them you'd rather go to a quiet café...

[Jochistan]

It depends what Hadith you're going by.
Not really seeing how much he ensured religious pluralism and lack of civilian casualties. Its also pretty suspicious since, for centuries, resentful communities of Pagans, Radical Jewish sects and Heterodox Ghulat actively spread rumours and lies about Muhammad. Some of wiich, ironically made it into later Hadith.

Also, Conquerers like Mu'awiyah and Yazid tried to use fabricated hadith to justify their actions. And there were infinite opportunities to make such hadith.

So which of the Hadith are considered valid and by what criteria are they measured?

By how allegedly morally sound the people who said it are. Basically they're all. " I knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew Muhammad and Muhammad said X"

It's shaky at best. Which is why several sects have seen to de-emphazizing/reform of them (many Sufi Orders) or use of different traditions/books (Most Shia) or rejection of them alltogether (Qur'anists)

[The Lacedaemonians]

It works for pubs called "The Office", at any rate.

Wonder what kind of drinks they'd serve at a place with a name like that.

[Dyakovo]

It depends what Hadith you're going by.
Not really seeing how much he ensured religious pluralism and lack of civilian casualties. Its also pretty suspicious since, for centuries, resentful communities of Pagans, Radical Jewish sects and Heterodox Ghulat actively spread rumours and lies about Muhammad. Some of wiich, ironically made it into later Hadith.

Also, Conquerers like Mu'awiyah and Yazid tried to use fabricated hadith to justify their actions. And there were infinite opportunities to make such hadith.

So which of the Hadith are considered valid and by what criteria are they measured?

That depends on who you ask.

[Gallade]

It works for pubs called "The Office", at any rate.

Wonder what kind of drinks they'd serve at a place with a name like that.

Considering it's a pub...everything barring complicated mixed drinks?

[Jochistan]

Remind me to sacrifice a thrall to Óðinn this yuletide.

Do Finns even odinate?

No, they join in the brotherhood of devotion to Tengri/Allah

[The Lacedaemonians]

Really. Army fatigues are so unflattering. I don't think I'll ever get used to them.

I better get some shuteye soon.

[Jochistan]

So which of the Hadith are considered valid and by what criteria are they measured?

That depends on who you ask.

Even (some) Mainline Sunnis and the more Conservative Sufi orders hold that its the "duty of every Muslim" to determine what Hadith are true themselves.

[United States of Conner]

I dont know how to convince some people that I would rather go sit in a nice little café than go to church. It doesn't seem complex.

They are trying to save your immortal soul from eternal damnation, you heathen.

Hail Satan.

[Immoren]

Do Finns even odinate?

No, they join in the brotherhood of devotion to Tengri/Allah

I worship all the gods, just to be sure, I just put Lady Eris on the first place.

[Ethel mermania]

They are trying to save your immortal soul from eternal damnation, you heathen.

Hail Satan.

Calling a cab to hell?

[United States of Conner]

Hail Satan.

Calling a cab to hell?

Call an Uber. Get with the hivemind.

[Dyakovo]

Hail Satan.

Calling a cab to hell?

Some people can't afford a limo...

[Hurdegaryp]

The Islam will be devastated, because you do not have a Quran without Jesus. There was only so much they could write about the 'prophet' Mohammed without making certain without a doubt that he was nothing more than a highly efficient warlord with a predilection for mass murder and delusions of the divine. Hence why the teachings of Jesus were recycled by the people who compiled and edited the Quran in the first few decades after the Arabs successfully stumbled into creating an Islamic empire.

Stumbled? Oh, but they succeeded.

And yeah, Jesus is seen as a Prophet, so yes, his teachings were expanded upon.

They most certainly succeeded, but they succeeded faster than they could properly process. Hence why it used to be Jerusalem that was the most holy city of Islam. Since the Syrian influences on the way Islam came into being as a codified religion were considered to be a bit too un-Arabic according to the Arabian conquerors, this was later remedied by introducing the ancient city of Mecca as totally the most holy place on earth, y'all. That way the Arabs could continue to convince themselves they were the undisputed Islamic master race, even though that is probably not the official religious doctrine.

[Immoren]

Calling a cab to hell?

Call an Uber. Get with the hivemind.

Legally questionable taxi service.

[Ethel mermania]

Calling a cab to hell?

Call an Uber. Get with the hivemind.

My bad, just watch out for the surge pricing, Satan does not reimburse for that

[Hurdegaryp]

Call an Uber. Get with the hivemind.

Legally questionable taxi service.

Running a legally questionable business is a proud capitalist tradition.

[United States of Conner]

Call an Uber. Get with the hivemind.

Legally questionable taxi service.

"legally questionable"
my point exactly.

Call an Uber. Get with the hivemind.

My bad, just watch out for the surge pricing, Satan does not reimburse for that

Dammit, guess I have to wait for death rates to go down or something.