TET: Pusheen The Envelope

[Hurdegaryp]

Hello! This is (I think?) my first venture onto a TET thread

That's usually how it starts. There's no entrance fee, but you may lose quite a bit of time in this place if it is to your liking.

[Gallade]

I would never call you pompous.

Mind you, I can see how some people come to that conclusion. The way I use the English language to make it say the things I want to say is somewhat different from how native speakers write.

Solidarity, though I've worked out most of the kinks. Apart from sayings. One day I'll stop crunching two or more together; Rome wasn't built by the bird making its nest bit by bit.

[Gim]

Hello! This is (I think?) my first venture onto a TET thread

That's usually how it starts. There's no entrance fee, but you may lose quite a bit of time in this place if it is to your liking.

Yes, that's how this thread takes your money.
(Time = Money)

[Kraylandia]

Hello! This is (I think?) my first venture onto a TET thread

Welcome to TET.

[Hurdegaryp]

Continued exposure tends to help, but proceed at your own risk.

One, or at least that's how I do it, read between the lines. Or maybe I've gotten used to snark, which, in and of itself, isn't twatish. Just, well, snark.

The day there is no snark at all in TET is the day that something is very, very wrong.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

One, or at least that's how I do it, read between the lines. Or maybe I've gotten used to snark, which, in and of itself, isn't twatish. Just, well, snark.

The day there is no snark at all in TET is the day that something is very, very wrong.

That's the day we must deploy the Draino. Give TET an enema.

[Gim]

One, or at least that's how I do it, read between the lines. Or maybe I've gotten used to snark, which, in and of itself, isn't twatish. Just, well, snark.

The day there is no snark at all in TET is the day that something is very, very wrong.

It's similar to people being entirely perfect.

[Lordieth]

Looks like my massive poo a day or so ago has blocked up our system.

Thanks for keeping us up to date on your bowel movements. We really appreciate it.

[Hurdegaryp]

The day there is no snark at all in TET is the day that something is very, very wrong.

That's the day we must deploy the Draino. Give TET an enema.

But for now it appears that DI has a more pressing need for that bottle of Draino.

[Ethel mermania]

So I received a telegram from one of my adoring fans, in which he asks me the following question: "You're a tremendously pompous twat, aren't you?". Now I could have used said telegram as an inspiration for another fine NationStates General thread, but it would probably be closed down as being too bloggish. Hence why I share this gem with the good people of TET.

That TG was sent in confidentiality

So what, once it's sent it becomes the property of the receiver, to do with as they want.

[Gallade]

Looks like my massive poo a day or so ago has blocked up our system.

Thanks for keeping us up to date on your bowel movements. We really appreciate it.

The thread demands shitposting.

[Immoren]

Hello! This is (I think?) my first venture onto a TET thread

No escape now.

[Hurdegaryp]

The day there is no snark at all in TET is the day that something is very, very wrong.

It's similar to people being entirely perfect.

Suddenly human 2.0 manifested itself, by then it was too late for the old type.

Looks like my massive poo a day or so ago has blocked up our system.

Thanks for keeping us up to date on your bowel movements. We really appreciate it.

True. It's moments such as these that make me come back for more.

[The Serbian Empire]

That's the day we must deploy the Draino. Give TET an enema.

But for now it appears that DI has a more pressing need for that bottle of Draino.

The enema of my enema is Draino.

[Ethel mermania]

I would never call you pompous.

Mind you, I can see how some people come to that conclusion. The way I use the English language to make it say the things I want to say is somewhat different from how native speakers write.

You make your points just fine.

One of the things about this thread that impresses me is how well the non native English speakers understand the idioms of the language.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

The server's

Have we made First contact yet?

Not yet, but we're close

[Gim]

Hello! This is (I think?) my first venture onto a TET thread

No escape now.

Pusheen the newcomer into the abyss.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

So I received a telegram from one of my adoring fans, in which he asks me the following question: "You're a tremendously pompous twat, aren't you?". Now I could have used said telegram as an inspiration for another fine NationStates General thread, but it would probably be closed down as being too bloggish. Hence why I share this gem with the good people of TET.

That TG was sent in confidentiality

You're thinking too much in security terms now.

This is a forum, not a netsec conference.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That's the day we must deploy the Draino. Give TET an enema.

But for now it appears that DI has a more pressing need for that bottle of Draino.

We'll express mail her some.

[Hurdegaryp]

But for now it appears that DI has a more pressing need for that bottle of Draino.

We'll express mail her some.

Until then it is to be hoped that there are a few secluded corners in her backyard.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Bohemian TETsody.

Only ok part of queen was Freddy mercury.

Freddie would have disagreed strongly.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

We'll express mail her some.

Until then it is to be hoped that there are a few secluded corners in her backyard.

I gotta tell her, shit, to stay away from Galla's rose bushes. :0

[Immoren]

No escape now.

Pusheen the newcomer into the abyss.

[Gim]

Until then it is to be hoped that there are a few secluded corners in her backyard.

I gotta tell her, shit, to stay away from Galla's rose bushes. :0

[Immoren]

Only ok part of queen was Freddy mercury.

Freddie would have disagreed strongly.

He can fite me.