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Soldati Senza Confini
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:23 pm

Kannap wrote:Found out that terrorists in the game 911: First Responders are shit at their jobs.

Me: sends negotiator to ask for their demands
Terrorists: Blow up the plane.


And the difference between that and real-life terrorists is...?
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Dumb Ideologies
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:24 pm

Kannap wrote:
Italios wrote:But that's what terrorists do. Blow stuff up.


They do, however, tend to have demands they want met first.


Sometimes the demand is just that you all die.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:24 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Ethel does jokes now? An unexpected development!


He is going around the feline stand-up comedy circuit these days.

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Two dogs walk into a bar....
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Postby Italios » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:24 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:I'll hold you, so as long as I get your leftover pasta.


I'll do you a better one. I'll make you a lasagna.


If you make me lasagna every day for the rest of your life, I'll get you the boots. :D
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:25 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
He is going around the feline stand-up comedy circuit these days.

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Two dogs walk into a bar....


One American, the other Jewish...
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Postby Italios » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:25 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
He is going around the feline stand-up comedy circuit these days.

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Two dogs walk into a bar....

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:26 pm

Italios wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I'll do you a better one. I'll make you a lasagna.


If you make me lasagna every day for the rest of your life, I'll get you the boots. :D


Ok, ok, my interest has been piqued.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:26 pm

Italios wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
Two dogs walk into a bar....

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!


I had 40 keks and you just stole them! And that's terrible.
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:28 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:I'll hold you, so as long as I get your leftover pasta.


I'll do you a better one. I'll make you a lasagna.

Soldati senza confini wrote:
NEVER!

I'll stick to beer if that's the case o/


Ungratefulness. I am stunned. My feels! :p


Hey, colonials can hold a grudge :p

Which is ironically the reason why we went to independence to begin with :lol:
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Postby Italios » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:28 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:If you make me lasagna every day for the rest of your life, I'll get you the boots. :D


Ok, ok, my interest has been piqued.

Plus drinks. And dessert.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Italios wrote:What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!


I had 40 keks and you just stole them! And that's terrible.

Thank you, thank you. I take pride in my arsenal of absolutely horrible jokes/puns.
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Postby Immoren » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:30 pm

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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
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Postby States of Glory » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:31 pm

Italios wrote:What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

The only catastrophe I see here is this pun.

Italios wrote:Thank you, thank you. I take pride in my arsenal of absolutely horrible jokes/puns.

Arsenal and horrible go well together. :P
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Postby Italios » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:32 pm

States of Glory wrote:
Italios wrote:What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

The only catastrophe I see here is this pun.

Italios wrote:Thank you, thank you. I take pride in my arsenal of absolutely horrible jokes/puns.

Arsenal and horrible go well together. :P

Chelsea fans unite! Chelsea fans unite!
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Postby States of Glory » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:33 pm

Italios wrote:Chelsea fans unite! Chelsea fans unite!

I'm not a Chelsea fan. Try again.
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Postby Italios » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:35 pm

States of Glory wrote:
Italios wrote:Chelsea fans unite! Chelsea fans unite!

I'm not a Chelsea fan. Try again.

Boo, hiss.
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Postby Maailma » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:37 pm

Kannap wrote:
Val Halla wrote:Is that all you eat?


They should make candy corn flavored Pop Tarts.

As cool as that'd be... How should it be presented?
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Postby States of Glory » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:42 pm

Italios wrote:Boo, hiss.

So much for "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".
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Postby Italios » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:43 pm

States of Glory wrote:
Italios wrote:Boo, hiss.

So much for "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".

How about, "My friend is my friend."
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Postby Dyakovo » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:46 pm

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:46 pm

Can a cat stay alone at home for 4 days, with plenty of water and food in an automatic dispenser or should I live mine with my in-laws, who've never had a cat? Decisions...
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Postby Gallade » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:47 pm

Bunch of lads screaming and running to cause a panic in the shopping centre, that's exactly what we need right now. Pricks, totally deserving of the chokehold escort by security.
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Postby Val Halla » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:48 pm


I am going to get that framed. :)

Gallade wrote:Bunch of lads screaming and running to cause a panic in the shopping centre, that's exactly what we need right now. Pricks, totally deserving of the chokehold escort by security.

Some people are cunts.
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Postby Esternial » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:49 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Can a cat stay alone at home for 4 days, with plenty of water and food in an automatic dispenser or should I live mine with my in-laws, who've never had a cat? Decisions...

Don't see why not. It's not like it'll starve to death in 4 meagre days, unless your cat is severely anorexic.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:49 pm

Esternial wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Can a cat stay alone at home for 4 days, with plenty of water and food in an automatic dispenser or should I live mine with my in-laws, who've never had a cat? Decisions...

Don't see why not. It's not like it'll starve to death in 4 meagre days, unless your cat is severely anorexic.


She's severely gluttonous.
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Postby Italios » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:50 pm


Congratulations! She's (trucks are shes, right?) and real beauty.
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Can a cat stay alone at home for 4 days, with plenty of water and food in an automatic dispenser or should I live mine with my in-laws, who've never had a cat? Decisions...

I think it'll be okay. Make sure to change the litterbox right before you leave.
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