Is bacon.... Overrated?

[Gim]

All European bacon is superior to the weak and inferior American unterschwein bacon.

And the best bacon of all was Francis

Sheeps and pigs really don't get along, do they?

[HYDRA-Russian Empire]

Yes, bacon is vastly over-rated.

[Gim]

Yes, bacon is vastly over-rated.

*shakes hand with a future ally*

[Cetacea]

Yes, bacon is vastly over-rated.

*shakes hand with a future ally*

you'll need all the help you can muster when the Bacon Inquisitor comes

[Anollasia]

Never eaten bacon, but a lot of people pretty much worship it, so yeah, it is overrated.

[Zantezumania]

Bacon Is Too Overrated. It's Just A Piece Of A Pig, Nothing Special. And Most Of It Is Fat.

Down With Bacon's Godlikeness!

[Gim]

*shakes hand with a future ally*

you'll need all the help you can muster when the Bacon Inquisitor comes

Yes, my allies and I will stand united.

[Wallenburg]

Yes. Bacon is terrible.

[Imperium Sidhicum]

Did I just read that bacon is overrated?! Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?!!

Of all the fine creations of God, BACON is the third finest after women and booze. One of the best feelings in the world is dipping your fist into a bucketful of hot crispy slices of bacon and munching that fistful down with lard trickling down your cheeks.

[USS Monitor]

Being specifically banned by two religions, and implicitly banned by several more, is a pretty solid endorsement.

Christians don't, of course, but then Christians couldn't even be bothered to ban cannibalism. Although they do have a curiously odd insistence that humans taste like dry wafers.

A Western heresy, I can assure you.

Orthodox Christians use proper leavened bread rather than dry wafers when consuming the body and blood of our incarnate deity.

But why do you worship a god made of bread? Is Jesus the Pillsbury doughboy's distant ancestor or something?

[Ragnarheim]

"Is bacon overrated?"

Are you fucking mad?

[Xanama]

How dare you suggest such a thing?!

[Wallenburg]

Did I just read that bacon is overrated?! Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?!!

I am!

[Gim]

Did I just read that bacon is overrated?! Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?!!

I am!

I join!

[Schiltzberg]

Bacon is not at all overrated, and is pretty much the greatest food, but I only rarely eat it, because it is so bad for my body.

[Gim]

Bacon is not at all overrated, and is pretty much the greatest food, but I only rarely eat it, because it is so bad for my body.

I just don't like the saltiness of it. Also, it's very oily.

[Librica (Ancient)]

Bacon is the closest thing to being God and still being real.

[Kelinfort]

Burn the Heretic!

[Gim]

Bacon is the closest thing to being God and still being real.

You have to be kidding me.

[Ragnarheim]

Bacon is not at all overrated, and is pretty much the greatest food, but I only rarely eat it, because it is so bad for my body.

I just don't like the saltiness of it. Also, it's very oily.

It's kicking off!

[Galmarch]

Yes, dont get me wrong I like bacon. It is nice as a source of extra flavour and texture or on its own.
It can easily get too much for my own taste though.

[Gim]

Yes, dont get me wrong I like bacon. It is nice as a source of extra flavour and texture or on its own.
It can easily get too much for my own taste though.

I'd rather have pork shoulder or pork legs.

[USS Monitor]

All European bacon is superior to the weak and inferior American unterschwein bacon.

What's the difference? Aren't they all bacons?

They legitimately are different. I remember visiting the UK as a kid and eating bacon from a breakfast buffet on the island of Jersey and being confused because it was not like any bacon I had ever seen in the US. The American version is more thin and crispy, and the British version is more meaty.

[Gim]

What's the difference? Aren't they all bacons?

They legitimately are different. I remember visiting the UK as a kid and eating bacon from a breakfast buffet on the island of Jersey and being confused because it was not like any bacon I had ever seen in the US. The American version is more thin and crispy, and the British version is more meaty.

Isn't it because the slice is thicker?

[The Archregimancy]

All European bacon is superior to the weak and inferior American unterschwein bacon.

What's the difference? Aren't they all bacons?

Really, they're not.

Having consumed bacon on every permanently inhabited continent, I can vouch for the fact that they're not the same at all. American bacon cooks differently from bacon in most of the rest of the world, and even tastes different. American bacon is only cut from the belly (there's a greater range of potential cuts in other parts of the world), so tends to be very fatty, and is generally cured differently - and because of the amount of water commercial American bacon contains, it tends to shrivel up more when cooked.