Something Wicked TET Way Comes!

[The Unhallowed City]

If I get any more excited over Fallout I may vomit. Then I'll play it, love it, possibly make love to it then get impatient for the next elder scrolls. Gimme gimme amazing character creation customization for my Bosmeri.

Speaking of games, Assassin's Creed Syndicate. It's fun! A stark contrast to the problems of Unity, if that perks your ears.

Does it still have the lack of difficulty inherent to Assassin's Creed?

[Val Halla]

It's industrialist London, I'm all over it.

London must have been very small in that time

London has really fallen from glory

But at least not as much as St Albans, formerly Verulamium.

[The Serbian Empire]

Bosmer is literally Dutch for Forest Elf, I believe.

You believe wrong.

'Bos' is forest. But 'mer' is not 'elf'. 'elf' is 'elf' (and also 'eleven'; it makes for great jokes about leveling up an elf in a game, saying that it is now a twelve...)

Elf is now a twelve after that level gain!

[Gallade]

God no. Absolute decimation to the Dominion.

I'm confuzzled now.

Speaking of games, Assassin's Creed Syndicate. It's fun! A stark contrast to the problems of Unity, if that perks your ears.

It also proves Ubisoft were full of crap when they said they couldn't afford to have any female protagonists in Unity.

I don't have much in the budget for a PS3.

They're only £100 brand new

I'm one of those "let's not be Nazis and purge 90% of our young" elves. I support the Empire.

[Justin States 3]

Wuddup

[Abserdia]

Wuddup

THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM

[Val Halla]

I'm confuzzled now.


It also proves Ubisoft were full of crap when they said they couldn't afford to have any female protagonists in Unity.


They're only £100 brand new

I'm one of those "let's not be Nazis and purge 90% of our young" elves. I support the Empire.

I just want walking tree cities

[The Blaatschapen]

You believe wrong.

'Bos' is forest. But 'mer' is not 'elf'. 'elf' is 'elf' (and also 'eleven'; it makes for great jokes about leveling up an elf in a game, saying that it is now a twelve...)

Elf is now a twelve after that level gain!

You mean it's a twelf

[Bralia]

Speaking of games, Assassin's Creed Syndicate. It's fun! A stark contrast to the problems of Unity, if that perks your ears.

It's industrialist London, I'm all over it.

Oh, very nice. Do you own it already? I would love to chat about Syndicate, I don't have any other AC friends.

It's industrialist London, I'm all over it.

London must have been very small in that time

I don't know where that joke is coming from, but London is the largest city the series has made yet.

Speaking of games, Assassin's Creed Syndicate. It's fun! A stark contrast to the problems of Unity, if that perks your ears.

Does it still have the lack of difficulty inherent to Assassin's Creed?

Yes, but does it really matter? The series has never really been about the gameplay.

[Val Halla]

The only thing that would make me pick up Ass Cred again would be samurai, most likely.

[Abserdia]

It's industrialist London, I'm all over it.

Oh, very nice. Do you own it already? I would love to chat about Syndicate, I don't have any other AC friends.

London must have been very small in that time

I don't know where that joke is coming from, but London is the largest city the series has made yet.

Does it still have the lack of difficulty inherent to Assassin's Creed?

Yes, but does it really matter? The series has never really been about the gameplay.

YOUR FLAG LOOKS LIKE A SHARK

[The Serbian Empire]

I don't have much in the budget for a PS3.

They're only £100 brand new

That's still $200 I don't have right now given the car parts needed for my road car.

[The Blaatschapen]

London must have been very small in that time

I don't know where that joke is coming from, but London is the largest city the series has made yet.

That joke is making fun of Gallade. She says that she's all over London. And considering her size, it can only mean that London is small.

*sighs*

[Val Halla]

They're only £100 brand new

That's still $200 I don't have right now given the car parts needed for my road car.

What do you drive?

[Bralia]

I don't know where that joke is coming from, but London is the largest city the series has made yet.

That joke is making fun of Gallade. She says that she's all over London. And considering her size, it can only mean that London is small.

*sighs*

That joke is a bit of a stretch, Blaat. Not unlike Galla's belly.

[The Serbian Empire]

Elf is now a twelve after that level gain!

You mean it's a twelf

Only a level 1 elf is an elf. After that, it's a twelf!

I don't know where that joke is coming from, but London is the largest city the series has made yet.

That joke is making fun of Gallade. She says that she's all over London. And considering her size, it can only mean that London is small.

*sighs*

Galla's so small that if she's all over the town that it's either small or she's supa fast. Like faster than Sanic.

[The Serbian Empire]

That's still $200 I don't have right now given the car parts needed for my road car.

What do you drive?

The road car that awaits me once the license is acquired? A 2000 Chevy Impala.

[Val Halla]

What do you drive?

The road car that awaits me once the license is acquired? A 2000 Chevy Impala.

So you own it but don't have a license?

[The Unhallowed City]

Yes, but does it really matter? The series has never really been about the gameplay.

It does if one desires difficulty.

[Justin States 3]

Oh, very nice. Do you own it already? I would love to chat about Syndicate, I don't have any other AC friends.


I don't know where that joke is coming from, but London is the largest city the series has made yet.


Yes, but does it really matter? The series has never really been about the gameplay.

YOUR FLAG LOOKS LIKE A SHARK

WHY DO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Syndicate is very shiny, aye. Eventually I'll get a turn playing ... too busy with the biz and all atm. I mean hell, haven't even wrapped up Witcher 3 for myself yet, ffs. Fallout 4 - y'all had better be getting the Pip Boy collector's edition, bah gawd ... son is imminently disappointed that it won't be here in time for Halloween, so yeah. He's gonna go as a Purger instead. He has a hockey mask, a machine gun, and a nice skeleton shirt. Bless his lil heart.

I believe we're getting him the new Star Wars Battlefront for his birthday coming up - he loves playing with his dad and uncles on all of that. Yeah, we're a family of gamers, what of it.

[Justin States 3]

They're only £100 brand new

That's still $200 I don't have right now given the car parts needed for my road car.

PlayStation Peasants...

[The Blaatschapen]

Syndicate is very shiny, aye. Eventually I'll get a turn playing ... too busy with the biz and all atm. I mean hell, haven't even wrapped up Witcher 3 for myself yet, ffs. Fallout 4 - y'all had better be getting the Pip Boy collector's edition, bah gawd ... son is imminently disappointed that it won't be here in time for Halloween, so yeah. He's gonna go as a Purger instead. He has a hockey mask, a machine gun, and a nice skeleton shirt. Bless his lil heart.

I believe we're getting him the new Star Wars Battlefront for his birthday coming up - he loves playing with his dad and uncles on all of that. Yeah, we're a family of gamers, what of it.

I see that you didn't mention your daughter. Is she playing games too?

[Val Halla]

Syndicate is very shiny, aye. Eventually I'll get a turn playing ... too busy with the biz and all atm. I mean hell, haven't even wrapped up Witcher 3 for myself yet, ffs. Fallout 4 - y'all had better be getting the Pip Boy collector's edition, bah gawd ... son is imminently disappointed that it won't be here in time for Halloween, so yeah. He's gonna go as a Purger instead. He has a hockey mask, a machine gun, and a nice skeleton shirt. Bless his lil heart.

I believe we're getting him the new Star Wars Battlefront for his birthday coming up - he loves playing with his dad and uncles on all of that. Yeah, we're a family of gamers, what of it.

I used to love Battlefront 2, so for the sake of my childhood, which I'd rather not have murdered by EA (again, they messed up with NFS Rivals), so I'm not touching it.

[The Serbian Empire]

The road car that awaits me once the license is acquired? A 2000 Chevy Impala.

So you own it but don't have a license?

It will be given to me by my parents once I've completed my license. I'm planning on getting my permit today.