Something Wicked TET Way Comes!

[The Grim Reaper]

The New World Order.

Leave your hat at the door, the giant mosaic of the name was too heavy so we've had to support it with an ice sculpture. You'd have to take the hat off in a half-hour anyway, and by then it'll be rather pinned to your head.

If this is what the New World Order looks like, we're fucked.

That's why I've taken out a patent for state-sized condoms. You've become unwitting pawns in my safe state-on-state sex plan.

[Gim]

I'm having a massive cold today, but I have to stay awake to fill out my college applications.

[Kraylandia]

I'm having a massive cold today, but I have to stay awake to fill out my college applications.

That sucks, what you gonna be studying?

[Hurdegaryp]

The New World Order.

Leave your hat at the door, the giant mosaic of the name was too heavy so we've had to support it with an ice sculpture. You'd have to take the hat off in a half-hour anyway, and by then it'll be rather pinned to your head.

If this is what the New World Order looks like, we're fucked.

There is a reason why lube is mentioned so often in TET.

[The Lacedaemonians]

Let us pursue the noble dream once held by Genghis Khan and unite Eurasia!

Three cheers for yak's milk, shaggy, unkempt hair and the sweet stench of death, disease and destruction from yonder the horizon!

[Liberonscien]

I'm back. It came. It came. It was glorious. It was majestic. It was beautiful. It glistened. It gleamed. It was terrifying. It was horrifying. It did it. It did horrible things to it. It loved it. It said it. It killed it. It had it. It had it. It did it so hard. So hard. It was so fast. It did it so fast. Not too fast. It did it slow enough for it to enjoy it. But it did it. It was smooth. It was so smooth. It was wonderful to it. It loved it. It screamed its name. It screamed. It was happy with what it did. It was so very happy. So happy. It was ecstatic. It loved what it did to it. It loved it. Did you love it. I loved it. I still love it. It did it over and over again to it. It did it. It did it well. It thought it was grand. It was grand. It was grand. I love it.

It thinks I taste good. It wants me. It wants me in it. It is licking me with it. It is licking it with it. It is sucking it into it with it. It is slurping it. It wants it in it. It is swallowing it. It likes it. It spits out it if it doesn't like it. It likes it. It is sucking it in. It likes it. It wants what its inside of it. I wants it. It needs it. It craves it. It is has to have it in it. It has to have it. It is swallowing it. It is almost inside it. It is licking it. It is loving being licked by it with it. It is going inside it with it. It thinks it tastes good to it. It tastes so good to it. It wishes it could do it with it more often. It knows once it does it it can never do it again because it will be in it. It will be gone. It will never return to it. It must savor it. It is savoring it. It has almost finished it. It is done. It loved it. It wants more of it. It knows it can't have it. It knows it swallowed it. It knows it. It doesn't regret it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it squirming. It knows where it is. It knows it is in it. It knows it can never escape it. It doesn't want to escape it. It likes where it is. It doesn't care if it is cramped. It loves it. It can stay in it forever. Forever. It loves it.

What the hell is this?

[Gim]

Let us pursue the noble dream once held by Genghis Khan and unite Eurasia!

Three cheers for yak's milk, shaggy, unkempt hair and the sweet stench of death, disease and destruction from yonder the horizon!

Fight with one another; only the strongest shall conquer.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

It thinks I taste good. It wants me. It wants me in it. It is licking me with it. It is licking it with it. It is sucking it into it with it. It is slurping it. It wants it in it. It is swallowing it. It likes it. It spits out it if it doesn't like it. It likes it. It is sucking it in. It likes it. It wants what its inside of it. I wants it. It needs it. It craves it. It is has to have it in it. It has to have it. It is swallowing it. It is almost inside it. It is licking it. It is loving being licked by it with it. It is going inside it with it. It thinks it tastes good to it. It tastes so good to it. It wishes it could do it with it more often. It knows once it does it it can never do it again because it will be in it. It will be gone. It will never return to it. It must savor it. It is savoring it. It has almost finished it. It is done. It loved it. It wants more of it. It knows it can't have it. It knows it swallowed it. It knows it. It doesn't regret it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it squirming. It knows where it is. It knows it is in it. It knows it can never escape it. It doesn't want to escape it. It likes where it is. It doesn't care if it is cramped. It loves it. It can stay in it forever. Forever. It loves it.

What the hell is this?

It was you, yesterday night, for some reason.

For the sake of consistency, I shall blame it on Jute.

[Hurdegaryp]

What the hell is this?

It was you, yesterday night, for some reason.

For the sake of consistency, I shall blame it on Jute.

It appears as if Liberonscien was channeling something that should not be identified or named, for the veil has already been pierced too many times.

[Bralia]

It thinks I taste good. It wants me. It wants me in it. It is licking me with it. It is licking it with it. It is sucking it into it with it. It is slurping it. It wants it in it. It is swallowing it. It likes it. It spits out it if it doesn't like it. It likes it. It is sucking it in. It likes it. It wants what its inside of it. I wants it. It needs it. It craves it. It is has to have it in it. It has to have it. It is swallowing it. It is almost inside it. It is licking it. It is loving being licked by it with it. It is going inside it with it. It thinks it tastes good to it. It tastes so good to it. It wishes it could do it with it more often. It knows once it does it it can never do it again because it will be in it. It will be gone. It will never return to it. It must savor it. It is savoring it. It has almost finished it. It is done. It loved it. It wants more of it. It knows it can't have it. It knows it swallowed it. It knows it. It doesn't regret it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it squirming. It knows where it is. It knows it is in it. It knows it can never escape it. It doesn't want to escape it. It likes where it is. It doesn't care if it is cramped. It loves it. It can stay in it forever. Forever. It loves it.

What the hell is this?

I enjoyed it.

[Luminesa]

Reunited Yugoslavia.

Lets reform the HRE

I call Holy Roman Emperor! *Justinian's ghost glares angrily at me over my shoulder.*
Now don't you start, you...

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Lets reform the HRE

I call Holy Roman Emperor! *Justinian's ghost glares angrily at me over my shoulder.*
Now don't you start, you...

The Holy Roman Empire really had nothing holy, roman, or much of an empire about it...

Would be nice to see a second Roman empire though

[Talvezout]

I'm back. It came. It came. It was glorious. It was majestic. It was beautiful. It glistened. It gleamed. It was terrifying. It was horrifying. It did it. It did horrible things to it. It loved it. It said it. It killed it. It had it. It had it. It did it so hard. So hard. It was so fast. It did it so fast. Not too fast. It did it slow enough for it to enjoy it. But it did it. It was smooth. It was so smooth. It was wonderful to it. It loved it. It screamed its name. It screamed. It was happy with what it did. It was so very happy. So happy. It was ecstatic. It loved what it did to it. It loved it. Did you love it. I loved it. I still love it. It did it over and over again to it. It did it. It did it well. It thought it was grand. It was grand. It was grand. I love it.

It thinks I taste good. It wants me. It wants me in it. It is licking me with it. It is licking it with it. It is sucking it into it with it. It is slurping it. It wants it in it. It is swallowing it. It likes it. It spits out it if it doesn't like it. It likes it. It is sucking it in. It likes it. It wants what its inside of it. I wants it. It needs it. It craves it. It is has to have it in it. It has to have it. It is swallowing it. It is almost inside it. It is licking it. It is loving being licked by it with it. It is going inside it with it. It thinks it tastes good to it. It tastes so good to it. It wishes it could do it with it more often. It knows once it does it it can never do it again because it will be in it. It will be gone. It will never return to it. It must savor it. It is savoring it. It has almost finished it. It is done. It loved it. It wants more of it. It knows it can't have it. It knows it swallowed it. It knows it. It doesn't regret it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it squirming. It knows where it is. It knows it is in it. It knows it can never escape it. It doesn't want to escape it. It likes where it is. It doesn't care if it is cramped. It loves it. It can stay in it forever. Forever. It loves it.

[Val Halla]

I call Holy Roman Emperor! *Justinian's ghost glares angrily at me over my shoulder.*
Now don't you start, you...

The Holy Roman Empire really had nothing holy, roman, or much of an empire about it...

Would be nice to see a second Roman empire though

Make me empress.

[Liberonscien]

It thinks I taste good. It wants me. It wants me in it. It is licking me with it. It is licking it with it. It is sucking it into it with it. It is slurping it. It wants it in it. It is swallowing it. It likes it. It spits out it if it doesn't like it. It likes it. It is sucking it in. It likes it. It wants what its inside of it. I wants it. It needs it. It craves it. It is has to have it in it. It has to have it. It is swallowing it. It is almost inside it. It is licking it. It is loving being licked by it with it. It is going inside it with it. It thinks it tastes good to it. It tastes so good to it. It wishes it could do it with it more often. It knows once it does it it can never do it again because it will be in it. It will be gone. It will never return to it. It must savor it. It is savoring it. It has almost finished it. It is done. It loved it. It wants more of it. It knows it can't have it. It knows it swallowed it. It knows it. It doesn't regret it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it squirming. It knows where it is. It knows it is in it. It knows it can never escape it. It doesn't want to escape it. It likes where it is. It doesn't care if it is cramped. It loves it. It can stay in it forever. Forever. It loves it.

I don't even know. I don't remember any of that.

[Talvezout]

I don't even know. I don't remember any of that.

I think your cat got to your keyboard.

[Hurdegaryp]

I don't even know. I don't remember any of that.

As I said, you were probably channeling something that is always waiting, observing, anticipating.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

The Holy Roman Empire really had nothing holy, roman, or much of an empire about it...

Would be nice to see a second Roman empire though

Make me empress.

You'd be more likely the Emperor's wife, who would be written by some dude in Latin name (I wouldn't be surprised if they were called Suetonius Sextus) and pretty much write history and gossip of how you were devious and corrupted and the emperor gave itself to all kinds of sexual immoralities with you, and how you slept with the emperor's brothers and sisters and even pets just to secure a future family's bid to power.

Did I mention the utter lack of political power and the lack of a distinctive title like "empress" given the fact the Romans were supremely up the ass with Pater Potestas?

[Luminesa]

The Holy Roman Empire really had nothing holy, roman, or much of an empire about it...

Would be nice to see a second Roman empire though

Make me empress.

We'll thumb-wrestle for it!

1,2,3,4, I DECLARE A THUMB WAR!!!

[Liberonscien]

I don't even know. I don't remember any of that.

As I said, you were probably channeling something that is always waiting, observing, anticipating.

Seriously though, this is freaking me out.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Lets reform the HRE

I call Holy Roman Emperor! *Justinian's ghost glares angrily at me over my shoulder.*
Now don't you start, you...

Grand Master of the Kebab Removal Squad/Teutonic Order pls

[Talvezout]

As I said, you were probably channeling something that is always waiting, observing, anticipating.

Seriously though, this is freaking me out.

Oooga Boooga boo.

[Val Halla]

Make me empress.

You'd be more likely the Emperor's wife, who would be written by some dude in Latin name (I wouldn't be surprised if they were called Suetonius Sextus) and pretty much write history and gossip of how you were devious and corrupted and the emperor gave itself to all kinds of sexual immoralities with you, and how you slept with the emperor's brothers and sisters and even pets just to secure a future family's bid to power.

Did I mention the utter lack of political power and the lack of a distinctive title like "empress" given the fact the Romans were supremely up the ass with Pater Potestas?

The lack of doing anything political is a good thing.

Make me empress.

We'll thumb-wrestle for it!

1,2,3,4, I DECLARE A THUMB WAR!!!

I win by default.

[Liberonscien]

Seriously though, this is freaking me out.

Oooga Boooga boo.

I think I'm going crazy here.

[Kraylandia]

Food ordered. Damn delivery guy better hurry up.