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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 10:06 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
From a private conversation:

Max is actually hardwired into the servers. His life is unending pain, as every NSG post is rendered in his brain.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 10:07 pm
by New confederate ramenia
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:From a private conversation:

Max is actually hardwired into the servers. His life is unending pain, as every NSG post is rendered in his brain.

Sounds more like [violet] tbh.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2015 8:04 am
by The Serbian Empire
On the quality of an OP's wall of text. Where's the point? Geanna's found it trying to be Jesus.

Geanna wrote:This sounds like some sort of sales pitch, where the main point smoked a bowl and got high on molly before wandering off into the concrete jungle only to be found several days later scavenging for food in the near-by park with little to no clothing, and honestly trying to convince other people its the next messiah.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:16 am
by Western Pacific Territories
Imperializt Russia wrote:37th Artillery will always run out of shells in Questers.

Not because of cost reasons.
Because Questers just won't stop with the damned artillery.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:16 pm
by Idzequitch
In the CDT:
The Archregimancy wrote:
Maoist Britain wrote:There is no God.

/thread


Gosh, that's really sorted things out for us, hasn't it?

Pity you couldn't have posted that back on version I of this thread; then you might have spared us the trouble of four subsequent versions of precisely the same topic.

Still, spares me the trouble of starting version VI in a few days, so we should all be incredibly grateful to you for your coruscating insight.

The "coruscating insight" bit got me :lol2:

PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 1:00 am
by Australian rePublic
Dragonia Re Xzua wrote:On the topic of tolerance, why do some people want to suppress certain areas of free speech? The same people who preach tolerance seem to be intolerant to those who have a different opinion. Just because someone's a jackass, doesn't give you the right to propose a "ban all jackasses because mah feelings" law. That makes you a jackass, then.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 9:07 am
by The Corparation
Dostanuot Loj wrote:
Gallia- wrote:mostly germany just under estimated the amount of grass per acre

Dostanuot Loj wrote:They forgot to stop and feed their iron horses on the grass.

The Kievan People wrote:
If they had read this thread they would have known horses are obsolete.

skrubs.


NSMRC: Retroactivly winning WW2 for Germany.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 2:46 pm
by Saskisdi
Today I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with German dungeon porn.

http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=14944945

PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:21 pm
by Soldati Senza Confini
Republic of the Cristo wrote:
Republic of the Cristo wrote:
Yes, yes they do. I sent a source up above, but that is not what this thread is about.

A source that did not say what you believed it did.

No, it is not perfectly acceptable to prohibit them from discriminating. If a business refuses to provide a service, then people can go to another business. Pretty simple here. Where one business will not accept your kind, another certainly will. Problem solved!

Except that's not certain. Moreover, being thrown out of an establishment because of your race or sex or whatever itself constitutes harm.

Also, Public accommodations can mean publicly owned or privately owned or both. This all depending the circumstances. Here is a more official definition. " Within U.S. law, public accommodations are generally defined as entities, both public and private, that are used by the public."
Although they can be used to mean both Private and Public, the 1964 civil rights act ( as mentioned in the first paragraph of the general summary) outlines publically owned facilities.

Don't lie.
An act to...confer jurisdiction upon the district courts of the United States of America to provide injunctive relief against discrimination in public accommodations


THIS IS NOT THE INTENDED QUESTION. WE ARE THREAD JACKING, THE QUESTION WAS SHOULD THEY. BACK ON TOPIC!

Don't shout either.


You are not listening to the points I am making, disregarding the evidence I provide, and you are calling me a liar on baseless claims. I am not going to enter into a fist fight with you.

Also, you should look up the effects of the Religious freedom act, as you do not seem to know much about it.

I am done with responding to you now.


Only in NSG

PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:53 am
by Jute
Liberonscien wrote:
Liberonscien wrote:Okay.

I'm back. It came. It came. It was glorious. It was majestic. It was beautiful. It glistened. It gleamed. It was terrifying. It was horrifying. It did it. It did horrible things to it. It loved it. It said it. It killed it. It had it. It had it. It did it so hard. So hard. It was so fast. It did it so fast. Not too fast. It did it slow enough for it to enjoy it. But it did it. It was smooth. It was so smooth. It was wonderful to it. It loved it. It screamed its name. It screamed. It was happy with what it did. It was so very happy. So happy. It was ecstatic. It loved what it did to it. It loved it. Did you love it. I loved it. I still love it. It did it over and over again to it. It did it. It did it well. It thought it was grand. It was grand. It was grand. I love it.

Liberonscien wrote:
Liberonscien wrote:It thinks I taste good. It wants me. It wants me in it. It is licking me with it. It is licking it with it. It is sucking it into it with it. It is slurping it. It wants it in it. It is swallowing it. It likes it. It spits out it if it doesn't like it. It likes it. It is sucking it in. It likes it. It wants what its inside of it. I wants it. It needs it. It craves it. It is has to have it in it. It has to have it. It is swallowing it. It is almost inside it. It is licking it. It is loving being licked by it with it. It is going inside it with it. It thinks it tastes good to it. It tastes so good to it. It wishes it could do it with it more often. It knows once it does it it can never do it again because it will be in it. It will be gone. It will never return to it. It must savor it. It is savoring it. It has almost finished it. It is done. It loved it. It wants more of it. It knows it can't have it. It knows it swallowed it. It knows it. It doesn't regret it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it inside of it. It can feel it squirming. It knows where it is. It knows it is in it. It knows it can never escape it. It doesn't want to escape it. It likes where it is. It doesn't care if it is cramped. It loves it. It can stay in it forever. Forever. It loves it.

What the hell is this?



Hurdegaryp wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:It was you, yesterday night, for some reason.

For the sake of consistency, I shall blame it on Jute.

It appears as if Liberonscien was channeling something that should not be identified or named, for the veil has already been pierced too many times.


Supernatural encounters on TET?

PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:54 am
by Val Halla
The Archregimancy wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:...How is the introduction of sultanas an actual fucking thing to complain about?


Because many of us are shocked and appalled by the implications for the Middle East peace process.

ISIS is bad enough, but can you imagine the reaction of our allied Sultans in the region once they find out that we're planning on putting their wives into our chocolate bars?

There'll be hell to pay, mark my words.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 9:47 am
by Wallenburg
Ifreann wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Could we stop entertaining the threadjack of the actual topic with a topic that belongs in the Christian Discussion Thread?

Maybe God is deceiving us into thinking it's a threadjack.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:57 pm
by The Alexanderians
Jochistan wrote:Your resistance only makes my kebab harder.


Context: Ottoman vs Byzantines

PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:51 pm
by Luziyca
Kiruri wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Annoyed at the lingering.

I hate it when dying people take too long to die. *sigh*

Well....death does work in mysterious ways. You should also be mindful that Death does have a social life and it loves raves and parties and clubbing and going to bars to hook up. Sometimes Death just parties a little too hard and, of course, Death gets wicked hungover. Death has a reputation to uphold, it can't work while hungover. Death then procedes to drink tons of dark strong coffee, Guatemalan Antigua, some OTC pills as well, and it is reasonable to expect Death will be late in completing his visits.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:43 pm
by New confederate ramenia
Soldati senza confini wrote:
Republic of the Cristo wrote:A source that did not say what you believed it did.


Except that's not certain. Moreover, being thrown out of an establishment because of your race or sex or whatever itself constitutes harm.


Don't lie.



Don't shout either.


You are not listening to the points I am making, disregarding the evidence I provide, and you are calling me a liar on baseless claims. I am not going to enter into a fist fight with you.

Also, you should look up the effects of the Religious freedom act, as you do not seem to know much about it.

I am done with responding to you now.


Only in NSG
Jute wrote:
Liberonscien wrote:I'm back. It came. It came. It was glorious. It was majestic. It was beautiful. It glistened. It gleamed. It was terrifying. It was horrifying. It did it. It did horrible things to it. It loved it. It said it. It killed it. It had it. It had it. It did it so hard. So hard. It was so fast. It did it so fast. Not too fast. It did it slow enough for it to enjoy it. But it did it. It was smooth. It was so smooth. It was wonderful to it. It loved it. It screamed its name. It screamed. It was happy with what it did. It was so very happy. So happy. It was ecstatic. It loved what it did to it. It loved it. Did you love it. I loved it. I still love it. It did it over and over again to it. It did it. It did it well. It thought it was grand. It was grand. It was grand. I love it.

Liberonscien wrote:What the hell is this?



Hurdegaryp wrote:It appears as if Liberonscien was channeling something that should not be identified or named, for the veil has already been pierced too many times.


Supernatural encounters on TET?

What

PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 9:08 pm
by The Alexanderians
Soldati senza confini wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Where can I get one of these "gay cakes"? I thought there where just cakes, not gay ones? Am I wrong?


No, gay cakes are clearly made out of skittles.

TASTE THE RAINBOW!

Also
Thermodolia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Ficks'd.

No you didn't Ficks it, it's most definitely: TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCHES!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:52 am
by Tmutarakhan
Ifreann wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
It also told me I wasn't trans enough, so I guess it's time for me to become a lumbermarine.

She cuts down trees, invades Iraq,
She likes to press wild flowers.
She puts on full dress uniform,
And hangs around in bars

PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 5:26 pm
by Charlia
Doughertania wrote:
Charlia wrote:I'm the naydere, I suppose.

Yandere is violent when unnoticed by chosen senpai.

Naydere is violent when self-appointed 'senpai' notices.

Weird. I though a naydere was violent when unnoticed by horses. Shows what I know.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 6:28 pm
by Wallenburg
Losthaven wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"How constructive. Please, bless us further with your sagacious reservoirs of ambassadorial advice."

For as active as I am these days, you should be grateful that I bothered to post at all. I'm telling you, kids these days. In my day, we'd be lucky if we got more than a grunt and disinterested look from another ambassador. Frankly, we were thankful for that grunt! It beats not caring enough to even post, or being bludgeoned to death with a sabertooth tiger femur. Also, in my day we had to ride dinosaurs to get to and from the world assembly, which was known as the cave assembly back then, and we were thankful for that too. And it was uphill both ways and we had to wrestle Douria and Mousebumples in the Cage for the chance to get our proposals to queue. And this wasn't your pansy ass "entertainment" wrestling; we wrestled on pointy rocks wearing nothing but a squirrel-fur jock strap. People got hurt dammit!

I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?

PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 6:39 pm
by Anollasia
Sanctissima wrote:
Apiatica wrote:As commander-in-chief of the USA, I'd deport Justin Bieber, build the Death Star, send the message "come at me, bro" to the rest of the known galaxy, ensure that my actions couldn't be undone, then resign and move to a modest town house in Nunavut to live out my days in serene splendor by Hudson Bay, waiting for the Rebel Alliance to appear and undo my legacy.


You'd better not be planning on deporting Justin Beiber back to Canada.

Because if so, the joke's on you. We plan on exiling him to Nunavut.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 4:38 pm
by Soldati Senza Confini
On a thread about education and a guy comes and talks about how everything should go back the way it was:

United Marxist Nations wrote:Oh, fuck, the Hindu nationalist is here.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 10:25 am
by Soldati Senza Confini
Context:


Idzequitch wrote:
Arkinesia wrote:Winston is doing pretty admirably considering he's only had one receiver to throw to all season. He has surpassed my (admittedly low) expectations.

But meanwhile we're getting Lovie'd to all fuck.

And can you feel, the Lovie, tonight?


Arkinesia wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:And can you feel, the Lovie, tonight?

A fat dick in my ass would feel great right now. But no…

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:51 am
by The Huskar Social Union
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Zapato wrote:And for that reason, the State should ignore their demands to reduce violence and they should be imprisoned? :eyebrow:


Where on earth are you getting that from? You couldn't get a bigger leap than this if you put the long-jump world champion in one-tenth gravity conditions.


Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Zapato wrote:I expect that he's trying to defend Ostroeuropa's position, and that's the argument made.


I expect that you're one of the people who like to obfuscate clear and present problems with feminist practice by constructing men from enough straw to keep the entire farm awake at night.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 5:11 pm
by Prussia-Steinbach
On the "One change to the US Constitution?" thread.
Trotskylvania wrote:Mandatory gulags for all those convicted of being grossly ignorant of how the government and constitutional law works yet still think they're qualified to advance their dumb opinions on the subject.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 5:23 pm
by Eastfield Lodge
A lot of quote editing, but it was quite funny:
New Jerzylvania wrote:
Hugdom wrote:Rand Paul is a an honest guy funny story, I respect and support a lot of his positions adult jokes and ideology funny pranks but he is too right wing to be as well suited a one liner to me.

Carson is a sick joke

Trump is a Triumph, the insult comedy dog joke

Fiorina is a dumb blonde Joke

Cruz is the tasteless joke

Huckabee is a joke. Punchline to an X-rated joke.

Christie is a joke Punchline to a fat joke.

Kasich is.....well he's ok I guess. a strike joke that fell flat.

The Jeb and Rubio Comedy Duo are much more serious serialized candidates imho, but jeb has a huge disconnect with good insults and comebacks.

I like Rubio, but his foreigner policy jokes leaves a yucky taste in my mouth.

Granted Yo mamma, I don't care much for any of the jokes politicians in these races.
I don't think much of anything is going to change in society comedy. Bureaucrats Politicains don't change the world, technology comedians and business writers do.


Apologies to Hugdom. :hug:

:rofl: