Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Miss Defied]

By the 70's there was still a lot of racism, but it was clearly declining. The black power movement, disco, etc. all contributed to a warmer feeling towards blacks.

I lol'd.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Hey, Sorry for bothering you but Can you tell me what happens in this Thread today?

We actually get to discuss things without being accused of being pagans every other post?

Pffft.
Speak for yourself.
*walks off to the Pizza Shrine*

Bring me some breakfast pizza, would you?

We're in the Season of Lent.
All we get is stale, one-week old, leftover pizza.
So I can get you rush-hour dinner pizza from last week, if you want.
After we bathe you in tomato sauce, of course.

[MERIZoC]

"And I commend this statement to the honourable member's mother"

Better than commending his honourable father's member.

[Fartsniffage]

:lol2: Unfortunately, a ban on chairs would damage our relations with the Ottomans.

[Werftkrieg]

A year ago, Nationstates entered an era of change, and a great opportunity arose from the grave for true equality between the vitally different peoples of the world, but, alas, opportunity was squandered, wasted, and trampled beneath the feet of the so-called living. So assured in their superiority that they judged the undead to be in need of a 'cure,' or simply considered them animals to be slaughtered. We approach the anniversary of that terrible day this year, and once again, we have a chance.

Here, in the heart of NationStates, we have a chance for the living and the dead to stand upon equal ground, not as foes, but as brothers. I say to the living that they need not fear the dead...after all, what is life? A pulse? Brain activity? The rush of chemicals and exchange of oxygen? Or is life something less defined, something like the creative essence which resides within us? The energy that drives us towards our goals? The needs and desires that we all experience? I say that life is not defined by one's physical body, but by one's mind! Though I have no pulse, I still yearn! Though my brain is only so much useless grey sludge, I still create! My arms may be decaying, but I still feel the emotion of embracing a loved one!

I speak to you, the living, not as the fearful embodiment of death itself, for those of us who have died know now that simply laying down and rotting is the easy way. We, though we may need to occasionally stitch a limb back on or soak an eyeball in saline to keep it from deflating too much, are not so different. We are not monsters, we are not murders, for in a world where death is not the end, there can be no murder! It is not out of malice that we seek to bring others into the fold, but through the desire to end the scourges of human history! There is no undead war, there is no undead famine, there is no undead pestilence, there is no death for the undead!

Therefore, I say, let this chilly autumn of life pass into the cool winter of death! Two thousand fourteen is not an end, but a beginning! Those who hope that the undead needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if Nationstates returns to business as usual. There will be neither rest nor tranquility in Nationstates until the undead reach from pole to pole. The whirlwinds of the horde will continue to shake the foundations of our world until the bright day of justice emerges!

As we shamble forward into this new world, we must remember that we cannot turn back to the cold darkness of the grave. There are those of the living that may ask, "when will you be satisfied?" We can NEVER be satisfied as long as the vitally challenged are the object of military crackdowns, brutal subjugation, and cruel experimentation. We cannot be satisfied as the bodies of our fellow undead, weary with much shambling, are mowed down by snipers and machine guns at the city limits. We cannot be satisfied as long as the undead's mobility is from the horde to the mass grave. We cannot be satisfied as the newly dead are stripped of their basic humanity and rights by blockades with signs saying "for the living only." No! We are not satisfied! And we will not be satisfied until the justice rolls from the heights like our mighty horde marching on an isolated farmhouse!

I am not unmindful that some of you come here out of great trials and tests. Some of you come fresh from the grave. Some of you come from areas where your quest for equality saw you laid low by the cold hand of science and staggering in the winds of military brutality. I say to you, go back to Maxtopia, go back to Bigtopia, go back to Gholgoth and the Pacific! Go back to the graveyards of the north, knowing that this situation CAN be changed! Let us not wallow in the tomb of despair.

I say to you today, friends, so that even though we may face difficulties today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Undead dream!

I have a dream that one day the dead will rise up and seek out the living to deliver the true meaning of our creed, "Grrrrrrrraaauuuuurghhhhhwaaarghhhlbllllblrggghhh!"

I have a dream that the hills of Bigtopia will run red with the blood of the sons of former oppressed Maxtopian migrants and Bigtopian natives alike.

I have a dream that even the Pacific regions, sweltering in the heat of injustice, sweltering in the heat of vitality, will be transformed into a desert of unlife and terror.

I have a dream that my four million undead brethren will come to a nation full of fat and slow people, and will not judge them by their vital status, but by how good they taste.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, down in the South Pacific, with its vicious vitalists, with its UN delegate having his lips dripping with words of cures and extermination; one day, right there in the South Pacific, undead and human will join hands, and the humans will be eaten.

I have a dream today.

And if NationStates is to be a great world this must be true! So let the hordes loose from the great hills of Milograd! Let the hordes loose from the mighty mountains of Gholgoth! Let the hordes loose from the plains of Lazarus!

Let the hordes loose from Osiris!

Let the hordes loose from 10000 Islands!

But not only that, let the hordes loose from The Rejected Realms! From every Pacific, North, South, East and West, let the undead hordes loose! From every mountain and molehill of every region of NationStates, let the hordes go forth!

And when that happens, when the moans of undeath ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, from every nation in every region, we will know that the day has arrived when ALL the children of the world, white men, black men, Jews, Gentiles, Protestants, Catholics, and Violetists will be able to join together in a great, shambling, tide of the dead and sing in the words of the old undead hymnals, "NNnngraaarggggghhh! Gragh bruuuughrrrgggghhh graaaaagmkh!"

I love it!

[Fartsniffage]

But will it be shaped like a thingy?

Brings me back to my wedding night. We had turnips then too.

[Barboneia]

I know. It says in your signature that you're an agnostic atheist. It also says you're a straight male. But I'm sure that's just a typographical error, and you meant to type "AC-10 Warthog". Certainly you'd never say something untrue just to "offend liberals". Perish the thought!

Well a penis shooting a 30mm depleted uranium slug might be a brag too far even for him....

[Alvecia]

Techie lols

i just realized i desperately want to see the code for a sex robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YzSHIYxdRs

It probably runs linux:

unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep

[Immoren]

Saw a pretty feline halfway across the cafeteria. She kept looking at me, I have no clue what any of this means or how to handle this situation.

Purr loudly, eat a ton, go out into the snow and mate, before being locked back in and meow your owners awake and dont, no matter what. Shut up.

Purr loudly, eat a ton, go out into the snow and mate, before being locked back in and meow your owners awake and dont, no matter what. Shut up.

I meant to type female, as in human.

[Wallenburg]

she travels back in time

That explains where all that patreon and kickstarter money got to I suppose.

Have you seen the price of a flux capacitor these days? Not to mention five years from now?

1.21 gigawatts really runs up the electric bill.

[TomKirk]

I mean, the pollsters they have now, they're rapists, they're drug dealers, they're murderers, they're psychopaths, and some, I assume, are good people.

Furthermore, I'd like to say that this notion that pollsters don’t know what they're doing is just not true. They know exactly what they're doing.

[Leerka]

This is downright dumb.

This is downright dumb.

Such inspired wordplay. I am in awe.

[Gigaverse]

Context: discussing supposedly existent racial self-segregation in religion.

I have a crazy idea. Maybe people go to different churches because they have different religious beliefs.

"What religion are you?"
"Black"

[Farnhamia]

I love how we just made very broad stereotypes just now.

This is NSG. It's we do. Just like if you want to save 15% on car insurance, you switch to GEICO.

[Idzequitch]

This is NSG. It's we do. Just like if you want to save 15% on car insurance, you switch to GEICO.

Gold. That's amazing.

[Pranovia]

:lol2: Unfortunately, a ban on chairs would damage our relations with the Ottomans.

Omfg that teared me up XD

[Mirakai]

Wouldn't a level 5 teleporter be able to move the Earth or something?
I dunno, I only barely see the whole deal since France is banned in my country.

France is banned in your country?

France is banned in your country?

I juste wrote that.
CAN SOMEONE COMMIT SUDOKU FOR ME.

[Luziyca]

Fun times! And the decaposting...

I remember that still! One exchange on the old Sports channel was: <KP> "Your message has been posted successfully" what does that mean? <commerceheights> you decaposted.

Fun times, man.

[Wallenburg]

Well of course its not free speech...shooting a video of someone isn't speaking. Plus I don't think you can tape other people w/o their consent anyway.



those protected servers wouldn't be so protected if 8 300 lb fbi agents burst through the door.

Encryption son, we all know how well the FBI can handle that.

[The Princes of the Universe]

I could have done without the mental image, but the lulz are there the same.

Oh so the goddamn Brits can petition for a 250 statue of the Iron Lady, but I can't even have a 10-foot statue of Mussolini? Double fucking standards.

You can have a six inch Mussolini.

Do I look like a pencil dick?

Having really amusing images of you stroking your dick moaning "Il Duce...."

[Wisconsin9]

Since there's a Conservative NS Skin and a Liberal NS Skin, I think the best choice for Max is to make a Libertarian NS Skin

I.E. Anarchy is replaced with "Paradise", Libertarian Police State is replaced with "Well-meaning Libertarians", Capitalitz is replaced with "Two Thirds of the way there", Corrupt Dictatorship is replaced with "Statist Hell", and so on and so on.

if there is a true market demand for a libertarian skin then a good entrepreneur will create one with his own computing capital. we don't need a centrally planned libertarian skin pushed on us from the powers that be.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Migrant crisis happened already. Too late to do anything about it.
Poor Celts.

[Charlia]

Oh Lumi.

*Goes to altar to receive final vows.*
*Music plays.*
*Kitty-ears prick.*
*Mother Superior sees cat ears, is very confused.*

Indeed. Oh Lumi.

*rolls around groaning*

I went to find a documentary that talks about japan's Sengoku Period.

They said Tokugawa Ieyasu was born into the samurai class instead of saying he was born into the Matsudaira clan. His name was originally Matsudaira Ieyasu and changed his clan name to Tokugawa when he became a vassal of the Oda Clan

They didn't even explain why he was sent as a hostage T-T

That's what happens when you steal cookies from the cookie jar. You become the hostage of the daimyo.

Don't steal cookies, kids.

[The Alexanderians]

Kids pledging allegiance is all a bit North Korean.

North Korean would be kids having to recite how Obama created the Earth in one day.

And if we up and decide Sugar represents them, what makes it different?

Aryan Nation would use "Gimme Some Sugar" as their salute instead.

Never thought I'd be quoting Guath twice

[Fartsniffage]

North Korean would be kids having to recite how Obama created the Earth in one day.

Aryan Nation would use "Gimme Some Sugar" as their salute instead.

Never thought I'd be quoting Guath twice

It's probably best to never quote him 3 times. If you do that he'll come through your computer screen and start talking about how people hate Muslims.....