Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Deblar]

The fact that disneys wokism would be even less popular here.

Unlike the GOP, Disney knows how to keep the power working.

[Farnhamia]

From 1982 to 2014, the US government maintained a cheese stockpile

Roquefort Knox

[Tinhampton]

Be careful with the Hamster next time please \o/

We feed it a balanced diet of vegetables, the occasional piece of fruit and deleted nations.

[Ethel mermania]

Something I agree with:

u2 confirmed to perform in kyiv, at zelensky's invite

hasn't ukraine suffered enough

[Sordhau]

When did you all decide that Nazism in general has to do with Jews? Hatred of Jews ws characteristic of German Nazism, but Nazism can be anything. Nazism is about the superiority of one nation, race or group of people over another. And from the words of the Ukrainians themselves, it is quite clear that many of them consider Russians to be not humans by the fact of their existence. And that was long before the war.

The bait? Stale. The hook? Rusty. The Line? Frayed.

[Soviet Bangladesh Peoples Government]

What button do I press so I can bitch slap anyone at any time for any reason?

[The Two Jerseys]

Have you ever fired a gun?

I'm a former Combat Marksmanship Trainer, whatever you're about to try to say you're wrong.

Oof.

[Big Jim P]

Exactly. Criminals don't fallow the law.

Do they plough it, though?

[Tinhampton]

I am sad, because I visited Layem today and it was obvious to me that this liberation was used to enable raiders to go in, shame the residents, deface their property, and suppress their free assembly and speech. This liberation proposal did not explain what these nations did to deserve such treatment. In fact, the proposal exclusively placed blame for any crimes of the now defunct founder nation, and other "leadership."

I feel ashamed to see the SC power used to foster violence and grief against a community, rather than prevent it. Let this be the last time.

I'm sorry, Princess Sparkles, but it seems you've misunderstood what happened in Layem. The Confederacy of Layem was a place of darkness and evil, a place so foul that their deception even seems to have fooled yourself. They proclaimed free assembly and speech, yet only allowed those that were ignorant of their many crimes against peace-loving unifiers. They had a culture of malicious control, of division, of hate, and of manipulation. That is why creatures of all creeds, all beliefs, and all colors came together in a showing of Good vs. Evil! Good prevailed, and this Liberation knocked down the password that Evil had erected in an attempt to hold back the tide of karmic retribution that came crashing down upon them.

Please, Princess Sparkles, do not mistake the sides. Do not mistake Good for Evil, and Evil for Good. Good won the day here. Celebrate with us, please!

From the Diplomatic Corps Headquarters of the New Pacific Order, Francograd

Xoriet looked at the videos of the field of devastation left behind in the Confederacy of Layem. Satisfaction was the most obvious emotion present on her face. It had been a long time coming that such a thorn in the side of her faction of the metaverse was finally eliminated. Now friends and allies would no longer have to wait in resignation for the persistent efforts to harm them through poor attempts at psychological warfare by the leaders of what had been the Layemite scourge. Finally, they were out of the way and there would be no further problems posed by those individuals. Those who remained would experience morale severely damaged by the removal of their leader and the losses of several consecutive homes.

What better ending could they have wished upon this lot? They were, or would soon be, exiles from the region which had created such a culture that it had united long-standing rivals, feuding factions, and even openly hostile parties to a singular, glorious cause.

"Good riddance," Xoriet commented, the faintest of smiles on her lips. "And may every place your refugees ever set foot be similarly and summarily razed should the vileness of the region be carried abroad to new shores. Because don't worry, we will be there should that come to pass. You can all count on it."

With that, Xoriet switched away from the screening of the remnants of the battle and returned to contemplating the cheesecake on her desk.

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On that note, it is a wonderful op so far. Thanks to Mira who organized and triggered the operation, all of the attendees for making it memorable and helping build up toward the ideal conclusion, and of course Ike for writing such a fun report!

The report Xor was talking about (file under "awesome;" not gonna C&P this fat-ass stack here)

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24th May 2022:

Ambassador Cecilia Maro. 'We have removed the mandate that member states may refuse to provide information in an investigation if it compromises privacy or national security. This does NOT authorise violation of privacy or national security. Information that violates that and finds its way into the Table will NEVER be made public because 2a.ii requires the ESDI to 'suppress public access to sections of the Table that would compromise individual privacy or national security if public access is provided to'.'

Are we to believe that your database is utterly immune to hacking?

[Valentine Z]

Wow, you really don't know how modern Hebrew became a thing, do you?

He doesn't know much about Ge'ez and Coptic, either - both of which are now solely liturgical languages that died out as community spoken languages well before Cornish did, and have been solely liturgical languages for centuries.

But when have simple things like historical facts ever managed to get in the way of a Nationalist Northumbria thread?

They admittedly provide some level of entertainment, but I wouldn't come to them to actually learn anything.

[Cannot think of a name]

Jeez, all I wanted was to have fun on this site. Been here for years as different nations, and it takes this one day of people speaking nonsense to piss me off. I gotta get off before I say something I'll truly regret.

It is telling that it is "the nonsense" that upsets you and not the actual dead kids.

[Tinhampton]

OFO delenda est lol Malphe bad!!!111!!!

i will destroy your tonsils

[The Archregimancy]

Or even into the princely states as they existed under the British Empire (many of which existed in some form before they came under the control of the British Raj); just think of all of the extra flags at the UN!

And who wouldn't want to be ruler of Tonk?

That place should've been given to a White Rajah, because the world absolutely needs the Honky Tonk State.

[Sordhau]

Well they're the liberal party in the US.

Liberal =/= Leftist
And so God killed yet another puppy.

[The Huskar Social Union]

She was an independent candidate, not an NIP candidate.

Can a freed NIP smash an electoral glass ceiling that stands up easily against flying bricks?

[Tinhampton]

"In Barfleur, the people have a natural revulsion towards 'throw[ing]' people in jail awaiting trial. Were this resolution to pass, would it be permissible for us instead to gently place the suspect in jail, without causing them to move quickly through the air or towards the ground?"

The law is what the law says. When this passes, all suspected killers must be thrown. No exceptions shall be made for national preference, or vulnerable bones.

[Deblar]

Remember to insert your earplugs so you don't end up following the Pride Piper.

[Shofercia]

WOOO! GET POOPED ON AMBER HEARD! Justice was served today! Rare as it may be. This goes to show you, if you're a male victim of domestic abuse, all you need is a lot of money and be a famous movie star.

In terms of her reputation, she's really shit the bed.

[The Huskar Social Union]

They didn't poll about us.

Why would they poll about rounding error candidates?

I giggled hard at this one.

[Sordhau]

An adult male cow is a "bull". Is that also "an entirely social concept"?

Unless it's castrated, in which case it's a steer. Or has undescended testicles, in which case it's a ridgling.

Turns out, when you actually work with animals you tend to develop a slightly more sophisticated vocabulary to describe the spectrum of sexual phenotypes possible in animals than the See n' Say childrens toy you have at your desk that tells you 'the cow goes.... MOOO!'

[Fahran]

Unless it's castrated, in which case it's a steer. Or has undescended testicles, in which case it's a ridgling.

Turns out, when you actually work with animals you tend to develop a slightly more sophisticated vocabulary to describe the spectrum of sexual phenotypes possible in animals than the See n' Say childrens toy you have at your desk that tells you 'the cow goes.... MOOO!'

Huh, didn't know Nilo had knowledge of cattle. Based and poggers.

[Sordhau]

According to Gun Owner of America, the new house bill criminalizes disassembling, cleaning, and reassembling your firearms.

Politician moment. What they don’t know about guns could fill the Library of Congress

[Nevertopia]

Lucasfilm: "You guys like Tatooine, right?"

SW Fans: "No, we hate it."

Lucasfilm: "Terrific! We'll make sure to make it plot relevant in every bit of media we make from now on!"

[Sordhau]

Lucasfilm: "You guys like Tatooine, right?"

SW Fans: "No, we hate it."

Lucasfilm: "Terrific! We'll make sure to make it plot relevant in every bit of media we make from now on!"

>tfw when something you said gets posted in the Awesome/Funny Quotes thread but you don't get credit for it because the poster cropped out your name and the link to the quote and the thread it was made in

Feels bad man.

[Pasong Tirad]

Mick Jagger has covid. He tested positive while preparing for a show in Amsterdam tonight, which has now been cancelled.

Well you can't Always get what you want.

Made me chuckle.