Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Luminesa]

This post by ThePeopl is really sweet and I wanted to put a spotlight on it:
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[Thermodolia]

This post by ThePeopl is really sweet and I wanted to put a spotlight on it:
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Who cut the onions?

[Pax Nerdvana]

This post by ThePeopl is really sweet and I wanted to put a spotlight on it:
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Very sweet post indeed. I’m not crying, you are.

[Lady Victory]

I am absolutely a Communist.

You are a r/GenZedong clone. Same level of insight.

[Tinhampton]

you know i think i'm pretty good at sifting through poorly written diatribes but this has broken my brain
what the fuck am i reading

Nonsense. You are reading nonsense.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Oklahoma emergency rooms are full of people overdosing on ivermectin

A doctor in rural Oklahoma said the number of people overdosing on the deworming medication ivermectin was so high that emergency rooms were filled to the brim.

The situation is so dire that people with gunshot wounds have to wait their turn to get treatment, Dr. Jason McElyea, an ER physician affiliated with hospitals in Sallisaw, told KFOR, an NBC affiliate in Oklahoma City.

McElyea spoke to the channel this week about the dangers of overdosing on the version of ivermectin meant for use in livestock. He said the hospitals he worked at became overwhelmed after people started taking ivermectin, believing unverified claims that it's an effective COVID-19 treatment.

"The ERs are so backed up that gunshot victims were having hard times getting to facilities where they can get definitive care and be treated," McElyea said. He added: "All of their ambulances are stuck at the hospital waiting for a bed to open so they can take the patient in and they don't have any, that's it. If there's no ambulance to take the call, there's no ambulance to come to the call."

McElyea said many of his patients were familiar with the drug. "Growing up in a small town, rural area, we've all accidentally been exposed to ivermectin at some time. So, it's something people are familiar with," he said. "Because of those accidental sticks when trying to inoculate cattle, they're less afraid of it."

But McElyea said he'd seen people suffering from the ramifications of taking doses meant for a full-sized horse, including instances of vision loss, nausea, and vomiting.

"Some people taking inappropriate doses have actually put themselves in worse conditions than if they'd caught COVID," he said.

Ahoy, Spongeboy me Bob. I have tested positive for COVID 19, and decided to try some homemade cures from the internet. They failed miserably and I will soon need life support.
Argargargargargargargargarg

[Alcala-Cordel]

Any update on the shitstorm?

Everything under heaven is utter caca, the situation is excrement.

[The Temple of the Computer]

Pretty sure Trump was more having so many individual scandals that it’s impossible to focus on one - otherwise we have to determine which was the original one

Ah, the DDOS school of PR.

[Lord Dominator]

During a discussion of the Confederacy and their modern-day sympathizers vis-a-vis how important slavery was to the secession (and all the secession documents saying it was):

Why are racist dead guys more honest than the people defending them?

[Great Algerstonia]

I'm glad we were able to kill that bastard.

al gore is alive.

[Fartsniffage]

Just leave the chickens alone. They asked for none of this.

[Apabeossie]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=45084216

My hate for spammers is equal to my love for chinchillas. And I fricking love chinchillas so whatchout :sunglasses:

[Genivaria]

Or else they die in our prison system, the one refuge of legal slavery left.

I dont bother getting into our prison system with libertarians. The solutions they present were baked by their weed brownies

[Dowaesk]

Wrong: it does exist, but is part of the red sea. Everyone lives underwater.

Are you ready kids?
Aye aye, captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye aye, captain!
Ooooooooooooo

Who lives in a rogue state under the sea?

[Ethel mermania]

I thought i had a great line, and it was only a straight one.

The new tet theme song

Look out for a little psycho bitch in red shoes, she has killed once and she will kill again.

Weeeeeee'll get revenge on Nana
The wonderful Nana of TET
We hear we need to stock up on guns
And grenades and swordy shit
If ever oh ever a threat there was
Then Nana of TET is one because
Because because because because becaaaaause
Because of the violent things she does
We'll get revenge on Nana
The wonderful Nana of TET!

[Lady Victory]

I firmly believe in rules of war and don't believe in blindly killing unbelievers which has no ethical or strategic purpose

Which is why you supported flying planes into insurance offices in New York lol. Such ethics, much strategy, surely the Great Satan will be felled because you messed up some 401(k)'s.

[Pax Nerdvana]

I played STO for a bit. Wasn't bad, but it reeked of being a pay-to-win game.

I just want to explore strange new worlds. Seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly seduce aliens no one has seduced before!

[The New California Republic]

NS is like a siren: you can never resist the call, it'll keep pulling you back in until it drowns you.

You're just sailing by peacefully, and then the siren yells something about how if evolution is true then why are there still monkeys and before you know it you've jumped overboard.

[Lord Dominator]

K so I've been thinking a lot about basements. And how hard it is to tell the difference between basements and grass. I have written a short guide to determine whether you're looking at a basement or at grass.

Basements and grass have the following similarities:

• Both have foundations below the ground
• Both are visible to the human eye
• Both are present within a 100 mile radius of Four Seasons Total Landscaping
• Both are essential to the protection of life (basements for protecting from tornadoes, grass for a whole bunch of things)
• Both would get destroyed if the Incredible Hulk picked it up
• Both have been victim of the American bombings in Syria
• Both have interiors

This can make it easy to forget the difference between basements and grass. However, there is one key difference. Cows eat grass, but cows do not eat basements. To decide if an object you are seeing is a basement or a piece of grass, try the Cow Test. If the cow eats it, it's grass. If the cow doesn't eat it, it's a basement. I hope I have helped you.

[HISPIDA]

Sin does exist. Have you never lied?

i am a queer person from alabama i have lied my ass off

[Window Land]

It'll tip over come playoffs, or when they play Baltimore. Just make sure Lamar ain't constipated.

Lamar will fart and blow opponents apart.

[Genivaria]

But I think that the biggest way it was stolen was the constant unfair, biased, vicious media coverage.

You have a point there.

The way that they reported the things Trump was saying with accuracy was disastrous for his campaign.

[Senkaku]

Yes, but the right-wing aren't governing the country at the moment.

The left cannot be negotiated or compromised with.

It should be my way, or the highway, as the phrase goes.

Look, the left is on top. There's a lot of complaining about the "structural biases" that exist "in Congress," "the Supreme Court," and "the Electoral College." And sure their "economic agenda" might be opposed "by capital." But consider: Lil Nas X was on Good Morning America.

[Tinhampton]

democracy is too much of a weak government to last in Sudan, a coup is inedible

I mean sure it would be hard to eat a coup but it might just be possible.

[Neuer California]

Does this mean wlw is most holy in God's eyes?

It turns out that lesbians are God's chosen people.